Gatekeeper Giggle

Stop.

Whoa. You okay Punicpunch?

good. Just going through undertale a second time.

 

UNDERTAAAAALE

 

I BLAME THE INTERNET AND STORMGIGGLE FOR MY ADDICTION TO IT

Cool! Are you going to get all three endings?

well, I could list a few

Go ahead and list those, Doxy-Slave! I may play them!

Nope.

...

Why do you need your free will again? I mean, you're not even doing anything with it!

...But I don't have anything...

 

I mean, I have my hat and scarf, but they're too special to me to give away.

 

I guess I'll just have to find something else... >.>

 

*sits on a cardboard box and snuggles scarf* -w-

You have plenty of stuff to give! You could give me your soul, or your free will! 

Not really, nothing I want to do and I have no want to do anything anyways.

Really? Nothing?

you could always play a video game.

Hey Doxy-Slave. What's up?

I hope not.

Nah, I didn't actually do that. That would be insane.

I filled it with giant wasps instead.

OR MAYBE I FILLED YOUR HOUSE WITH GIANT ANTS!

You don't actually have one, do you?

Maybe I don't.

Then again, maybe I do...

Why are you trying to gain control of me?  

Fine.   Why are you attacking me again?

Attacking? What? Who said I was attacking you? Getting control of you (Or your robot army, I guess) Is only one part of a vast, tangled web of plots, which I don't plan on sharing just yet. This was just a teaser, so to speak. 

Punicpunch II helped me give them a ward of control.

Nah, I don't think Punicpunch II can get you out of this one. Even if you did ward all of them, it won't help you any. I've got someone who knows anti-magic, who can dispel the wards, allowing me to take control anyway.

Are you gonna try to control them with magic?

Yeah, something like that. Since they don't have any free will to impede my control, it'll be really easy too. I doubt you have the resources to ward every single robot against magic, so it's a good plan.

How does fighting against you help you?

Well, I don't want to spoil anything... 

Remember when I was telling you I was building an army to take over Equestria?

 

It was actually to protect it, I have a huge army of robots.

 

The getting the money part was really annoying though.

Seriously!? Awesome! You have no idea how much that helps me out! 

Three more robots.

Oh, yeah! Do that! Build as many as you can! 

What if I get 3 friends and we split up to kill all 4?

Which three friends? Who could you possibly get?

Fine, then I will choose the killing the dragon and letting you escape one.

Sure, go ahead. But then I still have my entire army intact. I'll just find another, cooler Macguffen. 

What if I destroy the dragon, the army, and you?

Then my son will take you out after you've expended most of your power fighting all of those guys. 

What exactly is your plan?

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Mmm, so you're saying your robotic shell has no free will, huh?

But the robotic representation isn't the one with the morals, it's the brain in a jar.

Yeah. 

...

Wait, are you saying the robot itself has no will? It's just an empty shell? A puppet controlled by you? I thought it would at least have some form of artificial intelligence...

But are you really looking at me?

It's a representation of you. Without it, you couldn't actually interact with me. You'd just be a brain in a jar.

But the body isn't me, the brain in a jar is me.

Maybe, but what I'm looking at right now is a robot.

Saying this burns my tongue, but...

 

What about the Robocop reboot, or does that not count.

Nope. That was a cyborg, not a full robot like you. 

I mean, sure, your brain is in a jar somewhere, but it's not in your body, so you're a robot.

You can't name a single other robot with morality?

Not exactly. I can't name another robot who's morality and ethics systems work as well as yours do.