Mort

Wow, forum looks nice. Good to see you all again 

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I've mained Yoshi since Smash 64 and just now found out I can jump during egg roll[/genius]

When you have a script running on your web browser that replaces "cloud" with "butt" and you scroll down and see "Buttsdale" and laugh and then you realize you're a full-grown adult but then you realize you don't care and it's funny anyway

when ur wife thinks ur litin candels for romantic effect but ur actuly bildin a shrine to the pone gods

Nothing like a life-changing injury to make you stop and think. Love you guys

I was going to do a genocide run on Undertale when I realized that I do have a conscience and no matter how many times I tell myself that it's just a game I can't bring myself to do it

Let's be honest: we all know that the first thing that's going to happen when the Mane 6 dev team releases their game is someone modding ponies back into it

Talking about Einstein's theories of relativity in class today, and whenever I hear the words 'large mass' I keep trying to turn it into a joke about someone's mom

Welcome to the Chateau d'If, may I take your order?

wow, that just turned into a thing

You know you've reached the pinacle of human achievement when you wirite scripts in your browser to change the word 'sauce' to 'sos'

As much as I love physics sometimes it makes me want to attack someone violently

Auto correct ruins lives - what I meant to say was "That moment that you realize you're -dating- Maud Pie and that you're totally okay with it. "

That moment that you realize you're saying Maud Pie and that you're totally okay with it

nope

Off to college. Oh dear oh dear

That look on my face when I realized Super Smash Bros. Brawl is seven years old

Is anyone going to record the premier? I'm not going to be able to watch D:

Of course this doesn't deserve its own topic but SKETCHES Apple Horse and Balloon Horse https://www.dropbox.com/s/a8o5d34botu9ufg/20150331_124312.jpg?dl=0

Not sure how that just happened but apparently I have a date on Friday XD

The term "segfault" makes me want to gouge out an eyeball. But then I remember that I'm doing it for the ponies and I get over it

I didn't used to like Rarity, and then -this- guy comes along and infects me. No doubt about it: Rarity is awesome. Happy (betterlatethannever) Birthday, ooBrony.

I've been working with barbed wire a lot this last week, but I'm not very good at it. I guess I just don't see the point