10InTheTardis

That does seem pretty bad. Thanks everyone for caring.

This happened right as my fractured arm was almost healed. Not only that, but when I went downstairs for band-aids, I fell down the last 4 stairs.

But I took some pain killers, so everything is feeling better now.

Well, First I put paper towel on it, and now I have a couple of band-aids on it. I can't use my left thumb, but I can use my right hand and the rest of my left hand.

It isn't that much of my thumb. It's mostly skin that was cut off.

Really? Could you send me a link?

But inside of our nothingness fight. Bird and turtle get along. They both have beak. Egg and turtle get along. They both have shell. Bird and Turtle are best friends. Fight is over, everyone wins. I am Bird, You are Turtle, we are best friends.

Your move, Turtle.

Bird is forever. When Bird dies Bird Becomes egg, When egg dies it is bird. I am Non-existent nothingness, but I contain Bird. You have no bird. I laugh at you.

Your move, Birdless-non-existent nothingness.

But if there is no earth, there is no Kim Jong un, and no nuke. You never existed. Only Bird. Everything is Bird. Bird is me. I now have global domination. Every letter in every language is bird. Bird has Birdal Birdination.

Your move, non-existent nothingness.

I am back from a bathroom break. I am also back to something. It is the future. I am Back to the future. Back to the future was made in the 80's. I am now flock of 80's birds, still too far in the past for you. And now you have already exploded. I am dozen 80's eggs.

Your move, Exploded.

But I am still in past. you are still in future. There are no eggs in future, only in past. You must invent time machine with rubber band, popsicle stick, and glue. dozen eggs are now flock of bird. We are plotting global takeover.

Your move, Explode.

But how can spray time travel, if spray is no longer space tiger spray? Double is safe in the past, while in the future the sun is explode. Sun is explode, you are explode. I am double egg. More than one egg is usually dozen egg. I am now dozen egg.

Your move, explode.

I am Space Tiger. Space has Time. I go back in time. What was I back In Time? I was Bird. There is 2 of me. I am 2 Bird. 2 bird is twice as powerful as 1 bird. My power doubles that of tiger spray.

Your move, Anti Space Tiger Spray.

I am now luke. I have lightsaber. Saber tooth Tiger has Saber. I am now space tiger.

Your move, vader.

I am gun. I have been nuke. I am now nuke. I am now kim jong un.

Your move, nuke.

I was cool before you were cool. I was cool first. I am hipster. I have beard. I am now beard. Pirate has beard, Pirate also has gun. I am now gun. Gun shoot computer.

Your move, computer.

I am atom west. I am 60's batman. Batman is cool. Bowties are cool. I am cool.

Your move, Atoms.

You are power. Power is money. Time is also money. You are now time. Money also talks. What tells time and talks? Siri. Siri is Iphone.

But egg becoming bird also takes time, and bird can make tweets. Iphone can, too. We are Iphone.

But Steve jobs makes Iphone. Steve Jobs is Bird and Iphone is egg.

We are both Bird.

Your Move, Bird.

Your move, Third Wave Tmblr feminism.

I am egg, I am the birth of bird. You cannot censor birth. It is objectifying my rights. I am now, after a long and expensive court case, bird.

If you are america, you are stump. I trump the stump. You are now a stump, I lay egg on stump. I am now egg.

Your move, stump.