Gone for good

I am going to ship supernova with a black hole, because they are both space related!

please don't kill me.

my point is this, and I'll use your quote:

 

"The smell of a stomach would probably smell just like the crap they ate"

Delicious quote, isn't it?

sorry to argue with you, but not really

What, you don't like smells that make your nostrils throw up repeatedly?

I understand why you'd think the stomach is a warm, cozy place, but what about the smell?

Are you kidding me? The smell of a stomach would probably smell just like the crap they ate! If you were to go inside of my stomach right now it'd smell like lemon heads, garlic, onions, some left over chinese food and then more lemon heads. That alone would be the best smell ever.

On that same subject, I found a bag that had a few boxes of lemon heads in it tucked away in the bushes for some weird reason. It looked like the bag was there for a few days but the candies and boxes were perfectly dry so i ate them all.

Me and my niece.

Gah I look creepy (also never use dollar store hair gel it sucks so much holy crap)

The longest I've gone without a shower was a whole damn year, but I was also homeless and yeah.

personally I shower at least once a day, sometimes I shower twice if I'm filthy and or smelly.

Must've been a pretty comfy floor.

Not really but I've slept in dumpsters perfectly fine, I've slept on rocks perfectly fine, I've slept in a cardboard box perfectly fine, I've slept on ice perfectly fine

This floor has nothing on me!

Boobs

Yeah? Well you're a poopoo banana squidward butt!

Oh wow I'm sorry that I got laid at age 7 while you are age 9 and still a virgin.

Dude WHAT THE HELL? I ALREADY TOLD YOU I WAS GAY! ME AND MY UNCLE CHECKED!

Well I'm sorry at least I don't have friggin' skid marks in my underwear at age 7.

So I'm curious, I noticed the color of the cupcake you were eating and it looked pretty Rainbow Dashish, but uh I actually want to know if you'd be willing to share the recipe with me.

Man damn it you live in freaking jeru.. jewu... sa... Italy!

Cupcakes as an overall story just sucks, but if you go on youtube and search up cupcakes HD...

lets see here, at 1 in the morning I was all like  to someone online and at the same time was also like 

I fell asleep on the floor and was like 

I've been hearing yelling in this house nonstop this morning so I'm like 

And then I spilled scolding hot tea on my crotch by accident and am like 

Great day so far.

I conclude that we should beat up Reggie for this crime.

So I fell asleep on the floor.

Wow you're mom OWN3D!!!

I have some of my stretched watercolor paper drying on my bed right now. Looks like I'm gonna be up all night!

I've seen worse.

only said mildly disturbing 

here have something midly disturbing

What ever the case.

Talking about someone and making random assumptions is dirty.

I want to know why you all think of me that way.

What, you mean me saying you're a nice guy? I say that because you are one lol

You said that because you thought that i would not have seen it. The one and only reason.

Eeeh not really, if I wanted to make sure you wouldn't see it I wouldn't put it on a public forum.