Grim Mortis

Welcome to Arkansas, state of perpetually confused weather. doesn't matter what time of year it is, there is only two temperature settings here, 1. hot as balls and 2. cold enough to freeze hell over

i think all avatars are cuter than mine.

Typically, when i need to relax, i do one of two things. 

Day time: i go to a very secluded spot deep within the forest behind my house. about 2 1/2 miles back. there is a brook back there that runs year around. in the middle of this creek is a small island. about 3 meters wide and about 7 meters long. on this island there is a large mossy rock i find particularly relaxing to lay on, and i usually fall into a trance as the sounds of birds, water, and wind hit my ears.

Night time: i live on a main road in arkansas, even thought it is very rural where i live. so at night sometimes i will go for a walk, usually about 3 or 4 miles. 

Favorite pony: Twilight Sparkle

reason: Twilight started off as a antisocial, egotistical, and potentially apathetic unicorn. We all saw how she was those two first episodes, but once she found that she actually liked the others, and accepted that she was an element of harmony, she turned her life around. there was nothing she wouldn't do for her friends and family, she is the epitome of all the elements, even though she might not be as honest as applejack or as kind as fluttershy, she always does her best because she now knows that wonderful feeling of warmth that only comes from being around people you care about. that is why, in my opinion, Twilight is best pony. Don't get me wrong, I love all the mane six equally, but out of all of their personalities hers clicks with me the most.

Favorite game: Penumbra necrologue.

reason: Penumbra is by far the most intense story based game i have ever played. and necrologue, a mod for amnesia the dark decent continues the story and does it more than justice. If i meet the group responsible for this mod i would shake their hands and more than likely give them 100 dollars a peice. just cause i love the game that much.

top 15 favortite words

1. smushie

2. squishy

3. swoosh

4. squirt

5. momo

6. panzer

7. blitz

8. derp

9. squee

10. chaos

11. popo

12. dede

13. looper

14. coco

15. weee

welcome to the community you are unquestionably, undeniably, going to have fun.

i once had a dog. she was a 150 pound dobie. i called her missus fluffy bottom

This thread is about the weirdest candy pics you can find. I have been around the webs alot and i have seen some really weird candies. so i thought that this might be a fun thread for us to enjoy.

I live in the Rural hills of southern Arkansas. There is a lot of weird stuff around here so this is my list of things under my pillow.

1 30rnd clip for my AR-15

1 13" boar knife

2 Batteries 

1 led flashlight

5 jerky strips

 and a can of mace

( i sleep on a california king bed with a body pillow stretched across btw.)

the speed of stupid

why does pain hurt so bad.

i can never figure this out... i feel like it might be both....

Steam: Grim Mortis

ADD ME PLZZZZZZ (\>w</)

i have just made some salsa. contrary to the thread it tastes amazing..... its made from habenero..... i am in  a fetal postion dying a most horrible death with this demon salsa in my stomach ^w^

Name: Joshua Beitzel

Age: 23

Gender: male

Country: United states

Likes: Music, art, cooking, games, mlp:fim, cuddleing, chaos

Dislikes:Liars, theives, arrogance, girls crying( it makes me wanna cry too)

Hobbies: Writing, cooking, anything virtual, nature

Other Info:I like potatoes

I once walked into my grandma's house with a lizard biting my ear, just hanging there, and when i walked past my grandma she asked me what was that on my ear, to which i responded, my new earring, i call it Green Anole, what do ya think, sexy huh.

Boy- Ryker, Mortimus, or Kizer.

Girl- Elizibeth, Emily, Or Thorne

Aha! My dear sir, you must tell me where you found that particular pose of Rarity, I believe it captures Rarity's poise very well. Also welcome to the forums, we are all happy you found us, not to mention you will have a blast!

it's no problem really... i mean if you a fan of the fandom and not the show.... eeep....

Hey there! A fellow Twilight fan, huh, well welcome to the forums! You will definitely have a blast, FOR SCIENCE!

Not a whole lot, mainly writing a fan-fiction for steam, thats something I love to do is to write(type really) for those who want a fiction but have no idea how to write one.

This is i, thus it is important for all of you to look away and scroll down

Behold. i am potatoe joe!!! wait... wrong one.... i am ME!

Hey every-pony, Grim here. Feel free to ask me anything.

The Deinonychus is just a larger, meaner raptor. the raptors in jurrasic park aren't raptors at all, they are Deinonychus. look it up.

Welcome to you the forums, I must. Have fun, you will.