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This. I totally agree.I wouldn't recommened trying to watch the old series unless you're really dedicated (25 seasons) and are able to take the really fake looking stuff, because other than that, it's incredible. All you little Whovians should start off with the episode "the forest of the dead" and after that, "blink", just to get a clear idea of how Doctor Who actually shows you the dangers of sci-fi.

((So weapon X? I'm a DP connoscieur :3)) "It's a gun that can erase you from the space time continuum. But I thought you could arm it with Rassilon's key--" River dangled a necklace with a strange piece of Gear on it. The Doctor smiled. "You're brilliant." She looked away. "Brilliant and offended." She walked away in indignation, leaving the Doctor to sigh. "I've solved mysteries that puzzled the universe for millennia, yet I still can't figure out that mare."

Twilight looked at Pencil awkwardly while he walked away. Somehow, she felt like she bucked up the whole situation. She got up and walked to her old room. She remembered the first time she met the Doctor: he had saved her and Ponyville from certain destruction because of a mess she made and still managed to be so kind to her. He offered her a room on the TARDIS so she could rest and they went in so many places, and, and... She shook her head of her thoughts as she entered her room. Something was off. A rainbow-coloured thing charging at her, to be precise. She screamed, as she tumbled down the TARDIS corridor.

((No way, are we doing Deadpool?)) The Doctor thought for a second, before shrugging and extracting a blaster similar to River's. She smiled at his attempt to simpathize her and extracted a huge, futuristic rifle/bazooka. The Doctor stared at it. "A de-mo mat gun..." "You've got to think big, Sweetie."

Twilight blushed furiously and looked away, giggling. "I... I dunno... I mean, I'm flattered, but... I don't even know you, and... And the Doctor..." she blushed a little more, and in that instant, Pencil's world shattered. ---- The Doctor led Prince through the busy streets, taking him to the only part of the sub-town that wasn't covered. He put down the gizmo and inserted the key in a slot, causing the lights to turn on and for it to emit a Low hum. He turned to Prince. "I need you to blast it with magic."

Twilight looked at him, slightly confused. "What do you mean?"

River quickly pushed the Doctor away, Huffing. "Some husband you are."

The Doctor didn't question him. Instead, he quickly ran to his left, jump-charging Prince, Ivy and River, avoiding the explosion by an inch.

The Doctor, for the first time since Prince met him, turned in irritation and rudely told him: "Shut up, Prince." He was obviously incredibly annoyed about something, but before Prince could ask what it was, he pointed his screwdriver at the Angels and destroyed them. "Listen up, Black Guardian!!" Discord appeared before him, chuckling. "It's been a while since you called me that, Doctor." The Time Lord didn't lose any time. He grabbed the spirit by the beard and looked into his eyes. "Listen up, you misassembled circus freak, I don't have time for games. I've lost enough time as it is and I know you're not nearly as powerful as your previous embodiments. You are everything I despise, everything I stand against and I won't think twice about ending your life. So, either give me the key of Rassilon, or prepare to become a pigion toilet once again." The spirit said nothing for a few seconds, even after yet he stallion left his beard go, still dazed by his words. He then groaned and snapped his fingers, revealing a floppy disk-like artifact on a necklace around Prince's neck. "You've really become a bore, Doctor." The Doctor pushed Prince outside, not even turning back as he exited himself. "Desperate times call for desperate measures."

Well then that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

The Doctor smiled his "I know something you don't" smile. "We took a shortcut." River rolled her eyes. "The Toymaker took us to take care of some buisness." She walked to their side, snobbing the Doctor with a humph. The old time lord sighed. "C'mon River, it wasn't my fault." "It was so, you big old bum, and I won't speak to you until you make up to me." She turned her head away in annoyance. The Doctor sighed, turning to Splinter. "What can we expect to find in your nightmare?" He asked.

Err... If I said the TARDIS was wonky, would you believe that?

Oh God why, I'm so sorry. Let's just clean this up, alright? Cloud, Pencil and Draw are creating a distraction, while Agoun, Midnightive and Peeps are looking for the radio tower and me and Prince are talking to Discord for reasons later revealed. The point of this separation was that I couldn't manage this, as I have known of my jumpy schedule for long now, so I'm letting each one of our groups act indipendently untill I bring them back together. Basically, make up something while I screw up with the Time Vortex.

((OH GOD WHY I'M SO SORRY)) The Doctor answered him, never taking his eyes off of the god of chaos. "He's here to help us." He trotted along into the shop, followed closely by the serpentine being who kept spawing raondom objects. "Discord, stop that." He stopped suddenly, almost making the gincarnation of disharmony lose balance, having grown accostumed to moving alongside him. "Ah! Here we are." The Doctor extracted a strange device from one of the boxes, a ball of lights and wires. It was off. "Discord, where's the key?" "Oh, Doctor, you never spoke of giving you the key." The Doctor frowned. "I don't have time for this." Discord chuckled. "Oh, Doctor, you've seen me in so many forms, yet you still don't know?" His voice took a tone of mistery as the room faded into shadows and the Dracoqueenus backed away out of sight. "There's always time for a guardian." He laughed maniacally, as six hidden doors opened to reveal several Pegasis stautes.

A sudden burst of light popped out of nowhere, revealing the Toymaker, the Doctor and River standing in their way. "Well, Doctor, that's that done. I'll go back to scheme your death now." The Mandarin said with a smile. "I look forward to it." The Doctor said with an equal amount of sarcasm. The strange pony-- The OTHER strange pony dissapeared in a flash of light and the Doctor turned to the crew. "Hello, ponies. What did I miss?"

Top Hat got up with her and smiled. "Wouldn't you want to come with me?" He smirked slightly and pulled his hat over her head and body, making her completely dissapear for a few seconds. He then pulled it up again, revealing Sakari wearing a new, golden necklace, a gem shaped like Top Hat's cutie mark emblazed in it's center. He chuckled. "That used to be mine, a gift from the dragons' most skilled blacksmith. It has the same morphing properties as an element of harmony." He tapped it, turning the gem to Sakari's cutie mark. He wispered softly. "I want you to have it. I'll let you decide whether to follow me in my travels, or stay here. I won't argue, or try to convince you otherwise. I'll let you decide." He nuzzled her softly, before wistling, waking Jim and trotting into the house. The parasprite lazily followed. "I'll be gone by tommorrow at noon."

Oi, buddy. Name's taken. To avoid confusion, ask a mod to change the topic title.

The stallion looked at Ivy in curiosity, smelling the air around her, but stopped whenever she turned in his direction. "Okay, then." He stated, hopping about. "This is the situation: We are within the heaven of a terrorist; a room full of the best potential hostages in existence, a fleet powerful enough to keep them under control and a clear goal in mind to convert all creatures to cybernetic life forms." He put a hoof to his chin. "Okay, maybe the last one is exclusive ot cyberponies. Speaking of wich, we need to find a safe way out of here and the right equipment to fix the TARDIS," He waved a hoof at the blue box. "or we won't stand a chance. You there, Prince person!" He put a foreleg around Prince's shoulder. "It's your coronation, is it not? Then show us what you're worth and follow me!" He then pointed at Ivy. "Also, you." He grabbed them both and a hanging rope wich had been dislodged after the blast and with a swift move of his teeth on his flashy stick, cut the counter-weight, causing them to shoot upwards and then crash through a window. "Allons-y!!" They landed in a small clearing, a lucky event considering the amount of screaming ponies running around. "This way!" The Doctor shouted at the two, dissapearing into the crowd. Before they could find them, a robotic voice called out from behind their backs: "ALL LIFE FORMS WILL BE CONVERTED."

The Doctor quickly ran out of the TARDIS, dragging along Prince with him. "Twilight, please stay with the TARDIS! You'd be recognized on the spot!" The unicorn grumped in annoyance, and sat on the floor. She turned startled at the approaching Pencil. "H-hi... don't I know oyu from somewhere?" She moved closer to him, clearly making him even more nervous. --- The Doctor dragged Prince outside, heading for the main street. "Righty-oh, first off, let's get you a new look, so you won't be recognized as an alicorn." He headed for a small shop and entered. The enviorment was of an exotic sort, the scent of incense filling the air, pearly drapes hanging around and various artifacts from around the globe stashed here and there. An old pony with a mandarin suit turned to greet them. "Herro, and wercome." He said with a smile. The Doctor rolled his eyes. "It's me. The Doctor. Drop the act." The pony looked at him in annoyance and changed his form. Now before them stood a tall, snake-like figure, with various mismathced body parts and a smirk on it's face. "Hello, Discord." "Hello, Doctor."

Oh, the revelation! More to come!

Twilight's alive?! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN

I love 'em! Brilliant work, I especially like the first one. Though I find your lack of Time Lord disturbing.