TigerGeekGuy

All the time, actually.

"No thanks, I like my blood vessels."

"My blood vessels are cursed."

Ad verbatim:

Does this kind of thing keep you awake at night?

Does your sleep paralysis demon whisper strange equations in your ear?

"You see that book over there? You think you can hand it to me?"

Playing through my MLP Music playlist:

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A DOOM soundtrack.

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French.

"I've invented a new Harry Potter spell. Want to hear it?"

"Sure."

"Asparagus Leviosa!"

"..."

"Bonus points if you cast it with an asparagus."

I'm a heavy sleeper.

10/10 Actually really well-made.

I've seen a few films lately, mainly due to sudden and unexpected Netflix exposure.

Bird Box: I've been wanting to see this one for a while now. Honestly, not that bad. Enjoyable, as long as you don't think too hard about it. My one gripe is that the ending was a tad bit disappointing.

Hush: Way better than what I expected. Pretty realistic for a home invasion movie and the small twists were fun.

I am Mother: I really like this one. The robot is the star of the show for me. I wish it was available on Blu-ray.

The Lion King: Absolute classic. Never gets old.

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"Feeling lucky, punk?"

Attempting to use a stolen identity!

He looks angry and is an anime character, this is not a good combination.

Granted, but you float too high and die from lack of oxygen.

I wish for world peace!

Angry.

Been reading a lot of fanfiction lately, so maybe Maternal Instinct? If fanfiction doesn't count, then Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two.

Favorite creepypasta?

Undetermined.

For constantly bickering with @Le Trotteur Sauvage.

It has arrived.

By far, one of my best purchases yet.

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8/10 DJ PON-3!