StormLantern the 1st

A werewolf? But I like my insides.

When I got here a couple months ago, I answered Heterosexual, but I have since changed my answer to Asexual. I'm still not entirely sure if I'm hetero- or bi-romantic. I haven't had a lot of chances to check.

I use gray, but don't usually notice the difference. My brain has auto-correct.

Meson Storm Sounds like something from Star Trek. "Sir! We have a meson storm off the port bow!" "Scotty! I need all the power you can give me!"

There's just something about being a fox that makes running and jumping and climbing super fun to do. Ever hear of runner's high? It's something like that. Other than that, my favorite thing to do is find someplace quiet, preferably with a nice view of the area, and meditate a little bit. It's not really meditation in the traditional sense-No clearing of the mind, or anything like that-but more getting my thoughts in order. A chance to calm down and reflect on life. I mentioned above that I can change between being a fox and a unicorn. This is a physical, magical transformation, not simply an illusion. I am as much a pony as I am a fox. While I can't use unicorn magic in fox form, my transformation between the two is activated in a similar way, and that's all I have to say about it. In unicorn form, I can do the typical levitation/telekinesis spells, though I'm not particularly strong in that area. My cutie mark gives me the ability to create and manipulate magical light sources. While most unicorns can cast light spells, many of those are limited to the horn or the area immediately around it. That is not the case with my magic. Not only can I light areas away from myself, I can "set and forget" a lightsource that, while it will continue to draw magic from me, doesn't need my direct attention. I can have these lights float in place, move in patterns, or attach to objects or even other ponies! Sorry about that, I always get a little excited when talking about magic.

A penguin in a suit? I'm already dead from the d'awwwwwwwww.

Hey there, ASGARDIANBRONY. Hmm. A christian and mythologist? An exceedingly rare breed, indeed. Welcome to the forums.

The power to, at any time, know whether or not someone is thinking about cheese. The power to sense the fifth-closest person, but not the power to sense who they are. The power to make any internet video slightly less popular. The power to forget where you left your keys. The power to turn into a cat, but not the power to change back into a hooman.

I hide behind a cute, playful, sometimes childish demeanor, but I am perfectly capable of doing many non-cute, non-playful, non-childish things. I am tricky, and occasionally clever. There is little that is beyond my reach (physically or otherwise).

I can make you look at that thing on your left foot. Surprise! There's nothing on your left foot!

A Knife Block. Won't work for that pocket knife, but I'm sure he's got other knives.

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Storm Wolves Isn't that a Space Marines chapter?

259 Step 1: Obtain foam bat (or sword). Step 2: Make a pile of all the DVDs in the store (Just the DVDs. No Blu-rays, CDs, or games). Step 3: Hide in pile of DVDs. Step 4: When someone tries to take a DVD, leap out of the pile screaming "FLUFFY WORMS!" and beat them with the foam bat until they drop the DVD. Step 5: Return DVD to pile. Repeat steps 3-5 until thrown out of the store.

Ok, sure. Just let me grab my phone for a minute. *Texts Buzz Lightyear*

I know who took Waldo's hat.

It is now illegal to shave your bear without a permit. Unlicensed hairless bears will be impounded.

I'm in Maneteca (Manteca) Californeigh (California) right now, but I'll probably move to Pinto (Reno), Neighvada (take a guess) by the middle of next year. Indineigh? Manedia?