Lady Rarity Pony

Wolf legion 4 lyfe

I bet your wife's a chihuahua.

May I be your personal grammar corrector?

You can be my personal calculator. That way I can enjoy pressing your buttons. <3

We shall speak to each other only in code. Ikelay histay.

O.K. Hou bout we mack babbie? k ya kno rite? mm ;D

not this shit again

Says the guy with a G1 pony avatar.

Hello my children! I have returned for you and your bodies (primarily your bodies)!

I am LOTSY the Swine, your supreme Pork Queen.

I have come to reclaim my throne as true head of the forums. This means Feld0 will be my corn-bearing servant.

Tich will be my belly-dancer.

Zoop will carry my luggage (and me :3)

Chigens (and Kay) will be my personal adviser.

Pinkazoid shall be my right-hoof swine.

It's none of your business what Chaotic Discord will be.

Everyone else are my personal slaves!

Do not squirm and flee! Before today is over, I shall have reproduced and will have many children!

Come my piggies! Rise and usurp the kosher members who have infested the forums!

Members who joined me freely:

• Pinkazoid
• Commander Urdnot (HE'S THE BACON!)
• Stratos

NATIONAL ANTHEM

This crusade...it is not large enough!

Better improve soon or I'll just sack Constantinople out of anger.

I never actually thought that would work,

But okay! oFTo

If I was selecting Inquisitors I'd probably have burned you at the stake for that joke. But not for a crusade. :3

I don't know why I'm doing this, but I'll uphold the Roman (Equestrian) Catholic Church against these heathens in the name of the lord, as King Richard the Lionheart.

 

God wills it! Deus vult!

IT'S INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE

You're both in!

Does this count as a crusader?

Who's that? :I

None of them had flying 1980's ponies in bad@$$ uniforms. Or fangs. 

True, true. But their women were pretty ugly. Doesn't that make up for it?

You don't stand a chance against the G1 Shadowbolts . Just so you know

The Muslim defenders of Jerusalem must have said something similar. And where are they now????

Crushed under the might of a crusading army!

Don't even get me started about the Byzantines of Constantinople. :V

Desperate times call for desperate measures!

Since the outbreak of the Pony Navel Revolution, trends have been springing up at a rapid rate. Despite the attempts at countering these they have gone unabated. An even more abominable trend has developed on this April 1st. Several mods have already taken recourse to G1 pony avatars.

A horror like this simply cannot go unchallenged. Nor can those supporting this be allowed to spread their G1 heresies. Since diplomacy is of no use here I have decided to take matters into my own hands.

On this day, April 1st, I have called a Holy Crusade to wipe out all these terrors once and for all.

All who have succumbed to these trends are worthy targets whom must be eradicated at all costs.

Join me now in the fight against these heresies. Our army shall be called the Equestrian Order of the Holy Sepulchre (definitely not copied from a real Crusading order because it has the convenient word 'Equestrian' in it).

In order to join, use an avatar (and preferably also a username) based off a historic crusader, someone important relating to the crusades (no Saracens, though!), or just a Crusader themed pony (standard CMC's don't count) and post a response here!

I shall be going as Joan of Arc! Although not a crusader she did intend to join the crusades launched against the Hussites (although she was executed by the English prior to then! )

So what do you say?

'God wills it!' should be your response! :3

Members:

• Lady Rarity Pony as Joan of Arc
• Modphase as King Richard the Lionheart
• Yes-Man as Indiana Jones (don't ask)

Is anyone else a closet closet?

I've been a secret closet since fourteen years old maybe when I became exposed to the gibberish and stupidity posted on the Internet which I uncritically accepted without question.

Share your emotionally-charged, incredibly cheesy stories about being a secret closet, please. I need these stories to reassure myself of the intellectualism I so often feign.

I'm a closet:

Maybe if he looks as good as 14 year old anime girls do. :V

O.K., I need someone to draw me my OC. I was hoping to ask someone for a commission but I have no money to spend, so I'm looking for someone who draws well and is willing to do it for free.

Reply to this thread if you're interested!

I'll give some basic details on how I imagine my OC.

If it helps, inspiration for my OC came in part from the character Hexxus from the mediocre animated movie Ferngully.

Here are some pics of him from the movie (and someone's artwork?).

Hexxus in his sludge form:

Image: http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS66DuZaSZ7Pp6VRk5ra77b2U0IPPqNkqxXTJ2oWWwMHSyA1ALlhQ

Image: http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThxCbEM1GHQW6IrG2H69OlZxI6rs84gmyAFmPCWORhAqoFHDO6

Him in his sort of human-like/sludge forum:

Image:    http://www.nostalgiarush.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/hexxus-final.jpg

and... a gif:    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/2170528/hexxus-o.gif

The sludge in the first two images looks good to me. I'd like the actual sludge on my character to look similar.

Around a year ago someone had begun, but never finished, to draw my OC. I post her incomplete work just for the sake of an illustration:

I don't want my sludge pony to look like a blob. So I'd like for it to have a noticeable pony shape, as she had been drawing (although not necessarily of the same size). At the same time I do want it to look very sludgy. Not like a pony covered in sludge. But a pony made of sludge.

Excuse me for the horribly crude outline I'm going to show, but I want to highlight the major features of my sludge pony.

1. So the first part (as I've numbered 'em) is the mane and tail. I'd like them to be dark looking fumes and gasses emanating from the locations in the shape of a mane and tail as opposed to a 'hard' tail and mane made from hair. The tail should be curly like Rarity's tail (again the fumes should be shaped as if they're curly!) but not as neat as Rarity's. The mane should be more like Rarity's wet mane but going mostly down the back of her head.
2. Second is her rib cage which I'd like to be partially exposed enough so that at least the shape of the bones can be seen (even if covered in sludge). Within her rib cage should be a reddish-yellow glow (similar to the picture of Hexxus above, but limited to this particular location). [Don't you love when a woman's rib cage is exposed? o.O]
3. Lastly is her head. I'd like her skull to be partially exposed if possible, but like most of her, covered in sludge.

I want her to look pretty, sexy, yet creepy because of what she is. As the picture from a year ago is, I want her to be standing in a manner where at least one front leg is raised somewhat and preferably with some bone showing along that leg! [hot, isn't it? ]

But, again, the picture is just to help illustrate a few of my points. Don't follow it too closely. I wouldn't want the sludge to be transparent or many of the other details on that pic.

So who thinks they're worthy to draw me one good enough to be my avatar?

That's the spelling checker. I need the squiggly green lines, but MS Word often derped real hard when it comes to any sentence longer than ten words.

Just pretend the red lines are green.

No, seriously, if you know a good one, it would be very appreciated if you can tell me its name :c

I don't even know what a grammar checker is.

Is it that thing that puts red squiggly lines under words you spelled perfectly fine because it's limited to a third-grader's vocabulary?

 

i kno ull thu grate grammer chackerz.

'cause I can.

Can anyone here recommend a good grammar checker? :x

i kno ull thu grate grammer chackerz.

*shoots all of you*

Do you read any books? If so, what kind?

It's so amazing isn't it?

It even has best mod in it!

Possibly the great representation of Satan (on the left), ever:

Gaaaaaaaay. EVERYONE ON THE FORUMS IS GAY!

I second this. Gay.

Gay.

HI I DREW U A PIX HEER U GO HEPPY SENT PENETRATE'S DEY

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It's beautiful. Almost puts my artwork to shame.

Shall I kiss the irish shoogu plum? 0;