BloodDrops

I'm going to go as a zombie that eats colts and fillies Oh wait I do that already. Hehehe

Seen people drew unicorns, so I'm uploading a unicorn. Too

No I work too much, :p Still working now, even at home

The Sphinx nodded and smiled"well thank you subject and future mate of Onache" she remarked to the drone. She was a very styligh Sphinx, well she liked to think so at the very least. She liked his input about the whole training and enlightening of the Princess. Can't have a dumb member of royalty now after all. "Well that settles it then, the Twilight will learn from me about a great many things" she remarked before flicking her tail turning her attention back to the purple princess pony. The Sphinx blinked and resisted the urge to pick her up by the tail and frog march her back to her castle to do some studying. "Congratulations, you failed your working out but got the answer correct. I bet your students love you when they cheat on their questions without any workings" she remarked with a small snort. "your reasoning was flawed and your working was sloppy. I suppose being a Princess you get your servants to work out problems for you, and serve up your problems on a silver platter" she growled flicking her tail. She tapped her paw several times and thought hard about the tail grabbing urge. "Arguing with a fool proves there are two" she said eventually to the Purple pony. "I will give you one more chance to redeem yourself, if you get the answer with workings, then you don't need to study. If you don't then you will have to study" she said with a smile. "There are two sisters: one gives birth to the other and she, in turn, gives birth to the first. Who are the two sisters?" She said with a evil smile.

Well only if we have to

None Less than 10 Less than 20 Over 20 Over 500 Over 1000 Let's just say a lot. If i had 0 i would categorically destroy this poll

Me Wish I had a Xbox I would have paid money to deal with anything trump related at school would have been so many fart jokes

It was trump actually XD

The Sphinx glanced at him and tilted her head, "Oh just educating some ponies. Some need more education then others" she remarked with a smirk staring at the Twilight Sparkle. She definitely needed more education. The Sphinx blinked dumbly at her, had she not been listening at all? "No five died, because two of them had drowned and three of them died from unknown sources. So that makes five, it seems you need to be taught basic mathematics as well as logic and puzzle solving" she said with a growl. She then flicked her tail "Besides I asked how many were left, not how many were alive or dead, How Many Were Left In The Tank, You know the thing they couldn't escape out of?" she said really slowly so the purple pony could understand. "So that would mean there were ten left" she sighed before dropping a large book of problem solving in front of the purple mare, "Well I suppose since I've done here I can teach you basic mathematics, followed by advanced mathematics and then logical conundrums, should only take a year or two of study" she remarked. She personally though the mare might take a third year, since she didn't seem very sharp. "So lets get you back to your house or castle or whatever and start teaching you how to use that brain of yours" she purred amused.

The Sphinx smirked and smiled, before nodding, that had sorted that problem out and she no longer had anything to tie her down in this part of Equestria. "Good good, I may pop back this way if I need to do any business this way though i'm doubtful I will have to travel this far again. Though the temple is relatively low maintenance" she remarked letting out a low yawn. "Well I think they will treat it better then someone like yourself. And they need it more" she said pointedly. The Sphinx growled and rolled her eyes, this pony was just rubbish at riddles. "Well if they are in a sealed container, they can't exactly escape from it" she said pointedly. "If they didn't escape they were still in the tank, even those that died were still in the tank. I didn't ask anything about alive ones, just how many were in the tank. So since you can't escape in the tank, that gives you your answer" she purred. A large book on riddles dropped down on Twilights bed, that she could read at her leisure. "I delivered you a present at your house, you may read it then return it to myself after doing so" she said with a large grin. The cages disappeared leaving the ponies standing on some sand. The Sphinx blinked "yep its glowing, so its time for myself to take my leave. My work here is done, at last" she remarked with a chuckle.

The Sphinx had been pretending to be sleeping, though she infact had been watching the whole thing, she waited until she was sure of the outcome and then stood up and looked down at them contented, they now met all of her criteria and she was very pleased at that, she had been away for too long that's for sure. She flicked her tail and purred at the outcome, just as she had predicted and without any prompting from her, well not much at any rate. She preferred the whole cute reformed look, so it was much better then the evil slaver look, though she would have preferred the opposite in her youth. "Well, you two look ready to start a hive together, now that you no longer are a parasite on the local vicinity i'm sure you will get used to your new looks. And on what you need, you have it right here, if you will agree to live in it and take care of it" she said with a smile. She pointed to the temple with her tail which suddenly came much closer to the group, "when you step inside it then it will change to what you would need it to take care off your new hive" she said with a smile. The crown upon the Sphinx's head turned bright white and started to glow, making her much more pleased with herself. She had done the right thing after all and this problem was solved. "Why build it when they can have my temple since I no longer need it. I have no purpose here since my goal has been achieved" she giggled. She had another place to visit now, a more permanent settlement. The Sphinx turned her attention back to Twilight. She smiled "Oh a rather simple one, Ten Fish are in a Tank. Two drown, Four swim away and Three Die. How many are left?" she told her, she flicked her tail "The Pharoah knew no evil so logically solved it in his own time, where Ahuizotl only saw evil and was tricked into the easy answer" she chuckled. She liked tricky questions and fools who rushed into them. "You can guess it Princess, but I will only be explaining one of your questions if you do. One your all going to be thinking about now" she remarked. The Sphinx blinked at the suggestion and watched both her and Onache wondering what she would say to the idea. "I concur, unless you plan on invading him still. Getting to know him might make you friendly towards him, though if your still thinking of invading then you will probably want to know how he thinks to be able to attack him successfully. It matters not to myself" she said with a small chuckle. She was pretty sure that Onache could rule on her own, after all she transformed to provide for her hive, more noble then enslaving others and breaking there minds.

I am disappointed that I have to point out the differences in Sphinxes Alicorn / Sphynx The Ancient Riddle cat is called a Sphinx. If your meaning the other cat that is called 'Sphynx' that has no fur, then I am still disappointed you left the riddle cat out.

@Blitz Boom The Sphinx glanced down at the drone and gave him a curious sniff. She glanced at him and then at Onache who was much bigger then him and then back to the drone slightly confused. "She blinked at Onache, so this is the drone you want to build a hive with? he is rather small isn't he?" she asked her with a frown. She tilted her head, she expected Onache's mate to be bigger, though she didn't push the issue. She turned her attention to the drone. "So, Happy is it? Do you agree to follow the rules I gave to Onache?" she asked him. She was still trying to understand why Onache prefered something so small. She would also let Onache explain ther ules to him, her eyelids were starting to get heavy, besides, She just didn't get changelings. The Sphinx blinked at him. "Every time you threaten someone with something the reverse occurs to yourself. So you might be down another 50 bits" she said to him blinking amused. She flicked her tail, "Well we Sphinxes were not always bound to our temple, however after a certain incident it was decided we should have some limitations to our powers so we were bound to our temples to prevent the incident from occurring. So the power is mien but for the sake of fairness, since I make the deals. It has to be measured by the tempel to make sure it wasn't bias towards myself. Though there is always a loophole that can be used." she remarked. "So its my place to sleep and a power sink. I could just decide not to use the temple to funnel my power but then well. I might make a deal that turns out to be catastrophic" she giggled. The Sphinx smiled and sat on the large pillow getting sleepy from sitting on it. She nodded at Discords suggestion for the crystals. "Well they are made of lava so they would be hot" she said sleepily. She then laid her head onto the pillow and started having a cat nap. Deal or no deal, she needed to get her cat naps in otherwise she would be cranky. "ZZZZZ" "ZZZZZ" "ZZZZZ" Came the response from the Sphinx in the form of snoring. She was happy having a brief nap on a pillow. She hadn't hosted this many guests in a long time and it was hard work for sure.

The Sphinx blinked and frowned, "Im pretty sure I couldn't live inside him though, he is too small" she remarked. "Anyway what else is better then a magical temple?" she asked him with a frown. She could easily tell him that they were not habitable at the very least. The Sphinx shrugged, "Oh its already come out of your account. The Temple saw to that after all. If you ask nicely it might get you a receipt" she giggled. She blinked and thought about it. He was right after all. "Well, you make a compelling argument, however if I left this land then I would be homeless and would have to find another temple to live in. The only other temple that I know off is my original one in Southern Equestria and im sure that village there will not be appreciative of a Sphinx moving back into her old home" she remarked. "Besides its probably been converted into a museum or something similar" she added slightly grumpy. The Sphinx blinked, "Well any building that I reside in, becomes magical and sentient to how I was at the time of occupation. The construction of it is also rather important in how it functions" she remarked with a smile. "This one I build myself for my current short term goals and as such its moving towards that aim" she giggled. "Though I suppose it couldn't hurt to tell you the tale of the origins of it" she explained. She blinked and frowned at her tone. "Well my original temple was build for me by the first Pharaoh" she began. "in those times there were no Pillars, this was back in the dark ages of your species, now before you had the old kingdom you had many different tribes fighting over space and land. Until they decided to merge and be ruled by the first pharaoh. During this time they decided to give their leader a crown however it turned out to be a ancient artefact that gave knowledge to its holder. Unfortunately that led to them being attacked by a creature that wanted it for itself. Being stronger it would have got that artefact until I decided to intervene and prevent such a calamity." she added. The Sphinx smirked, "Now me being much larger then you small ponies and even Ahuizotl. They wisely decided it wasn't a good idea to fight over the artefact so I gave them a very nice riddle and whoever solved it could keep the artefact. Ahuizotl being the brute he was couldn't solve it which eventually led the Pharaoh to guess correctly allwoing him to rule over his people rather then that tyrant Ahuizotl." she smirked. "Because of my help I was given a temple " she finished. "I think that artefact is in a museum now. Along with many other artefacts however my temple being one that isn't however it isn't a artefact really since its only magical because I live in it" she added.

The Sphinx blinked, "I live in a desert, too much salt" she grumbled. She then flicked her tail, "besides its bad for your health in too much quantities" she said with a smirk. The Sphinx blinked and tilted her head, "have you not been keeping a list?" she asked him curiously. She blinked having forgotten the terms, "Erm. Onache can live here in peace, and you can't attack her. Them sort of terms" she asked him. She then lifted the tea she was given and sipped it, she decided this was a good time for a break. The Sphinx drank the tea and thought about the proposition. "Yeah I like that love stone idea more. Let discord do the deal" she remarked taking another sip of tea that seemed to keep replenishing itself. She sipped on the tea, "Have the stone break if she breaks your agreement as well, or turn into something amusing like a lava lamp" she purred. The Sphinx took another sip of tea, "unless of course she doesn't feel regretful for her actions, then your barking up the wrong tree" she remarked with a small smirk, she took another sip from the tea and contemplated that it was indeed good tea. She let out a low yawn at the argument and flicked her tail, "unless her subjects feel like they want to feed off others, then your argument is invalid" she smirked. She then helped herself to some sandwiches and took another sip of tea. It was only polite after all. The tea was instead drunk by the Sphinx, she enjoyed tea and it was after all politely refused by Onache so she decided to drink from two cups. Though when the second cup didn't refill she dropped it to the floor and instead drank from her larger cup. The Sphinx burped and blinked at the argument. She liked fish and decided to snack on one of the many fish sandwiches. "well you got food, territory and a image you like. So you don't need to change to please anypony. If you enjoy manipulating ponies to turn them into slaves, that would be ok in my opinion. I draw the line when you get a big ball of yarn and cover it in glue. That would not be acceptable" she smirked. She clapped her paws together, "Ok lets get a deal sorted, its getting late" she remarked, and lowered the sun slightly so it was late afternoon. She wouldn't want to waste anymore time on any foolishness, besides all that tea had made her sleepy and she needed a cat nap. "Hope your not talking about myself, after all anyone wouldn't be able to simply walk in here and destroy something. the great temple is always watching. Thought next you be wanting to reform me, and tell me that I don't have to enslave others with deals" she growled. She continued to sip her tea amused at the notion. "You got to pay 50 bits to have it transported into my realm, Sphinx tax" she purred amused. She wouldn't let others profit on her land. Not yet anyway

Briana rubbed her arm and frowned wondering what they had injected her with. She was hungry though so she got up of the chair and got in the queue quietly feeling like she was forgetting something. She shrugged it off and collected a plate before getting served a large portion of mash, she added peas and beans towards it and got some of the steak going. She smiled and thanked the dinner lady and went back to sit down before reading one of the newspapers. She was happy enough for now, after all she had food and reading material, what else did she need?

The Sphinx blinked and looked at her with a frown. She was a very strange purple pony indeed. "Fine, you can read them at your leisure, at your library, they are waiting for your return" she said with a snort. The books disappeared and instead teleported into Twilight castle, some pony would notice them eventually when they opened the door at the very least. She blinked and thought about something before flicking her tail at her words. "Well shes either flustered and want to change into a colourful more powerful bug, or she is thinking about the problem we now face" she said with a grumble. *Grumbles* "Well this throws a spanner in the works" she growled The Sphinx let out a sigh and sat down before reading a scroll out from thin air. She then levitated a map of Equestria and started staring at it. "hmmm, hmmmmmm, Interesting" she remarked. She then smiled and shrugged tossing both the map and scroll over her shoulder. "Seems that the kingdom doesn't exist anymore, well that's fortunate otherwise my deal would be invalid" she remarked. "Though I'm only banished from the kingdom, and since your ruled by princesses. That would make it a Queen doom or Princessdom in this case" she giggled. She liked finding loopholes in things, she glanced at the temple and it seemed to have agreed with her logic. "Otherwise I wouldn't be allowed to be making deals here, or even be here technically" she smirked. She flicked some sand, "The Prince wasn't a pillar, so hes dead along with his lineage otherwise I wouldn't be allowed here, whole banishment thing and all" she remarked. "Good thing too, I hate going back on deals due to a technicality." she growled. She flicked her tail she was half tempted to go and see what had happened to her temple, though she wouldn't with this deal with Onache, how irritating. The Sphinx was back to reading a different scroll and frowned, she had just realised something and it made her smile. She smirked and looked at Onache, "About that whole lack of feeding on ponies. Yeah you can actually do that. I can't enforce any deal which prevents you on feeding on prey species during times of food stress, which you would undoubtedly be under since you can't eat most things like normal ponies." she said reading the scroll some more. "huh, that's a new one. You can't wear hats inside when its raining. I will keep that in mind...... Ramsey 1st pharaoh of the Late Southern Equestrian Dynasty... Interesting, wonder what else he has agreed. Free food for the sphinx on days ending with a y. Well that's rather thoughtful of him, after all i'm sure he couldn't spell correctly. Though he did break this deal eventually, however due to that famine. Hmmm, probably doesn't apply though since she wasnt a pony" she smirked. The Sphinx thought about it and smirked. "Well since Onache is a changeling, she would be entitled to this since her kind didn't break the rule, the ponies broke this and thus they do not get the right to eat." She flicked her tail it was flawed logic but it seemed to suit the temple so she didn't push the subject too much, after all she wanted to get the deal broken so she could vacate to her old temple. That one at least had decent plumbing. The Sphinx rolled her eyes, "couldn't you just leave them in limbo? Well I suppose they had their use in the past, protecting all of equestria from all those beasties that are not as pleasant as myself. Technically Somnambula was only a pillar after meeting myself so you could say that I saved all of equestria and deserve some of the praise and rewards." she remarked. She liked that idea, "Like a lifetime supply of food. Though not a McDonald voucher or some like, those places are worse then KFC. Too much salt" she grumbled, she blinked at the ponies. "Well suppose your not quite at that level yet" she smirked.

going to put fluttershy in the ground and see if she grows hell, lets put everyone in the ground and see if they grow

The Sphinx snorted, "Thats impossible. She would be hundreds of years old and ponies DO NOT LIVE THAT LONG" she growled flicking her tail. She cared not about the other pillars of Equestria they didn't cause her any problems. Apart from the Somnambula. She definitely did not like him, though she paused and thought, he didn't seem to be lying to her. "Explain yourself, How is Somnambula still alive? Next you be telling me that Prince Hisan lives too" she hissed lashing her tail. She stared hard at him glaring at him.

The Sphinx yawned, "Sure, sure, and you would take my job as a result. Being in charge of the temple guarding thing, if ya didn't then it would explode killing everything." she said with a small smirk, "but then you didn't think of that" she finished. "Yes, crack your jokes. Clown. I can always find a proper jester who would actually be good at there job" she snorted. She then ignored him since he started sprouting nonsence, "So we going to do this deal or not?" she asked with a frown. The Sphinx was getting grumpy by the arguing going on, it was like babysitting children not that she had ever had any of them. She blinked and yawned getting bored of there stupidity. "hmmmmm, no mind destroying, killing or threatening. I won't tolerate that here" she said with a frown staring hard at Onache. The Sphinx flicked her tail and nodded, "fine no Lucid in your hive as well. I will add that to the list" she growled, "I will add no clowns as well, including Lucid. Just have a Lucid free zone it seems to be" she hissed lashing her tail. She was a very grumpy kitty it seemed. "You should choose your words more carefully" Onache suddenly found herself upside down and floating in front of the Sphinx's nose. A very bad place to be indeed. The Sphinx wasn't very impressed at being called foolish, "Correct me, but it seemed like you resented being offered a deal to reside within my territory, protected from outside influence. The only cost to yourself was that you wasn't allowed to feed off ponies but you would have been able to feed off other creatures. It seems that you've also forgottern that I could have changed ponies into other things that would have allowed yourself to feed on them" she said with a frown. "Though it seems, since you're so hard done by. You no longer want my deal, and if thats the case. Then you no longer to be here, and if that is also correct, you can take your band of fools and leave me in peace? Hmmmm?" she said with a growl. "This isn't the first time you've offended me with your poor choice of words. The next time you do will be your last" she growled dropping the changeling onto the floor. The Sphinx narrowed her eyes and it was now Lucids turn to levitate up to her nose. As The Sphinx breathed out it was almost like she was a dragon, the air filled with static as she stared silently at him. She was still sore over that even though it had been such a long time ago. "You will never, ever, mention or hint at Somnambula. That thief died a long time ago, and has since turned into dust. More then she deserved flying off with my magical blindfold and stealing my temple from me" she hissed. At this point she didn't know who to be more angry at, after all she had two creatures from opposite sides causing her annoyance. The Sphinx snorted, "I would like some tea as well" she grumbled.

The Sphinx flicked her tail, "Fine, have your debate" she smirked watching them amused. She was very easy to amuse. The Sphinx let out a yawn, and frowned at her. "Fine do what you want, I take that as agreement at any rate" she said with a tail flick breaking the magical collar on her neck, the cage also disappeared as well. She flicked her tail and blinked at her and tilted her head. "If Onache starts a war, she can do so on her own. If war comes here, then being as it my territory and having its own rules. My own rules would apply in this instant and it would probably result in any trespassers wanting war would be enslaved or trapped somewhere. Maybe Texas" she remarked thinking about it. "that or i simply kill them all, but i do despise genocide" she said distastefully, it was messy and hard to clean up. "I would if I got something out of it, or I was forced to" she remarked with a small yawn. The Sphinx blinked at the purple pony. "how long you got?" she asked tilting her head, "Temple has many rules, some are bendable, some are breakable, some break you if broken" she remarked with a smile. "Generally my rules are based upon the Temples ground rules, and I can't set you rules which would break the Temples rules" she said with a smirk. "But if you want to read the rules, here you are" she said with a giggle. Dropping a large pile of books around Twilight turning her cage of steel into a cage of learning. *Cough* "oh, you can't leave here without a deal. Quite literally, you try and walk though the desert, fly though it and you just go in big circles. Or smash into a window, either or" she added with a small smirk. "You could try to teleport out but could just land in a pile of quicksand, oh and opening portals to other universes also makes portals appear but mainly from different spider dimensions and the like, interesting" she said with a smile. The Sphinx tutted, he still hadn't learned from his dropping scale routine, she ate all the gummy bears but one and tossed it back to him, the gummy bear grew and grew till it was as big as the Sphinx, it then turned towards Lucid and pointed a accusing finger towards him. "YOU ATE MY FRIENDS" The Gummy bear then proceeded to try to grab Lucid. While the Sphinx watched mildly interested. As the Gummy bear came into contact with Lucid it turned into a pile of super strength glue which was very amusing to say the least, the Sphinx was amused as she ate some popcorn. The Sphinx was getting bored of Onache and her threats. "Now now, you can't just go around invading everywhere, just because I said you could doesn't mean that im happy that you will eventually invade others" she said with a snort. "Well not alive anyway, unless one of them bribes me to leave at the expense of everyone else. Though i'm not all bad, need some comic relief from time to time and Lucid plays sucha good fool" she giggled. "Sure you don't want him for your hive, he would be a rather amusing comic, if only he wasn't just so random" she added with a frown.

The Sphinx blinked at his flawed attempt at offering a deal. She was grumpy and with good reason. There were so many loop holes within that contract, she could easily manipulate it to her hearts content. "Those all the rules you like?" she asked him with a frown. She shook her head crossly, "you can't have terms that contradict one another otherwise the latter always wins against the contradiction. How am I meant to enforce a contradicted condition? Pfffff" she growled. She flicked her tail and started addressing the rules set forth, 1. "Everyone will be free, that is acceptable. Everyone is also protected by myself and cannot be trapped however I cannot speak for Onache on this part since it is outside of her control" 2. "I accept that you as a collective and anyone that resides within Equestria cannot interfere with myself or Onache and her hive. Any terms that are broken as a result will result in that party's territory being given over to the victim. So if you attack the hive you forfeit your land and it is given over to myself and Onache, and if the hive attacks you then the hive loses it land and I expulse her from my territory." she said with a small smile. 3. "Agreed as condition of rule 2" 4. "I got no problem with this, though Onache will have to agree as well" she remarked. 5. "I will expand on this, since it creates a loophole. No one can be forced, tricked, teleported in or lured in with trickery. Sound fair?" she asked at the amended rule. 6. "My slaves have these rights anyway, I cannot speak on Onache's part" she remarked with a frown, she never physically assaulted her slaves anyway. 7. "Any sort of violence towards myself will result in explusion to Equestria. I can't say what it would result to for Onache" she said with a smirk, "Probably end up with a multation or two" she chuckled. "I agree to these conditions, as amended. Do you agree though Onache and Lucid?" she asked them. The Sphinx flicked her tail, "Fine fine, you may get your drone Happy Hour here and be given sandstone bedrock and be provided with a oasis for your hive. Beside that you must agree to my terms I've stated" she remarked. The Sphinx blinked at him at the stupidhead remark, "Did you know, the moon has lovely craters this time of the year? Would you like to see one up close, I'm sure I can bring it down for you to examine closely" she said with a small growl. She flicked her tail pointedly, "I will not say that about myself since its a lie and renders my magic useless if I lie within it. Though I can create a desert full of life if you wish it" she said with a grumble. The Sphinx blinked down at Lucid, "She can't attack anything my dear, my deal with her prevents such hostile actions while she is living on my land. Though that doesn't mean she can't leave to attack Thorax, however that will be nothing to do with me, and any hostile action from Thorax against myself will be met with you breaking my rule 2." she said before blinking. "Are we all agreed?" she finished.

Woop the culprit got away *Puts my new dress on and smiles* Woop