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  1. Pulcinella
    Heyo! It's been a while, blog. I've been thinking about starting you back up again. I need the support of my fellow forumers, though, to comment on my entries so I don't feel neglected and unwanted.
     
    Anyway, I've been really busy lately, what with a bunch of requests, a ton of homework, and huge amounts of fanfic projects, so I'm not sure why I thought that starting up my blog again was really needed... Well, this is all I got... So, bye!
  2. Pulcinella
    Sisko is my cat. My annoying as f*** cat. I was watching TV and Cleverbot'ing on my iPad, and Sisko came up to me, jumped on the couch, and started nuzzling me half to death, obviously in one of his rare cuddly moods. I kinda laughed a little and started petting him, but that was a mistake. I tried to resume my conversation with the AI they call Cleverbot, and he was all up on my stomach, clawing it and nuzzling me and being a little shit. I tried pushing him off multiple times, but nobody else was in the house, with the exception of my sister, who was in the bathroom, so he had no one else to cuddle with, and he came back to me. I attempted putting my head under the blanket I was using, but my neck was bent at a weird angle and I didn't want it to stay like that. As soon as I brought my head back up, all I saw was Sisko's head. What I ended up doing was writing "Go away, Sisko, you're being mean but cute. Stop clawing my belly", and used the voice-over tool to have the robotic voice repeat it over and over and hopefully freak the living crap out of Sisko. It worked, thank god.
  3. Pulcinella
    Why do I always wait until the last moment on Friday to do something awesome? Why does it have to be a three day weekend this week? WHYYYYYY?! Yesterday was the best day of my life. I guess I should give you a bit of backstory so you understand...
     
    THE BACKSTORY
    There's this kid that I like, no, love. I first got a crush on him in September, and it's May now. You can see how much my love has grown. My sister keeps pushing me to ask him out, but whoever says that it's easy to ask your crush out is W-R-O-N-G. I never have enough guts, especially when he's around his friends. Everybody knows I like him, including him, but I don't care. I have this moment of thinking he likes me, and another moment of thinking he hates me. Anyway, on Tuesday, my science teacher was talking about the buzzing sound mosquitos make, and how it attracts a male to a female, or vise versa. Then he started talking about how some of us kids "buzz" to each other, and pretty soon, the room was full of buzzing. The next day, in gym, this kid named Cammy was all like, "Admit it. You're jealous that he likes me." I just kept my cool. In science that same day, me and my friend were looking for groups to join. There were two three-person groups, one with my crush, and one with a person I know l likes my friend. So, I directed her over to that table, and I walked myself over to the table with my crush. He seemed pretty happy about it. I had made a deadline for making my move, Tuesday of next week. And now, the story starts.
     
    THE STORY
    At the bus loop that day, I was wandering around like I normally do, and I heard a "bzzzzz" behind me. I turned partly around, and there he was, following me and buzzing, his two friends trailing. One of his friends, Peter, pointed out the quite obvious fact that he was buzzing at me, and I just shook my head. It was just too good to be true. Then, a few minutes later, his other friend Ethan came up to me and started mumbling something. All I could make out was my crush's name. I had no idea otherwise, so I just shrugged. As I was walking away, though, I heard that familiar voice whimper, "You broke my heart..." I stopped in my tracks, and turned around, only to see that his bus was coming. He slowly walked to the line, and I figured that now was my chance. Despite my extreme nervousness and his surrounding friends, and walked right up to him, and hugged him. Yup. That's right. Full on hug. Right there. In front of all his friends. Every last one of them. I was so super OMG happy, I didn't even mind that my friend Phoenix was being strangely feral again. I didn't see his face, but I have a feeling he enjoyed it.
     
    So, that's my story. And now you see how I cannot wait until I see him again. I still get that warm feeling whenever I think about the hug. *Squee*!
     
    TL;DR
    I hugged my crush and I think he likes me.
  4. Pulcinella
    First, no, I am not a fan of Lady Gaga. The game wasn't even about her. It was just called Gaga Ball for some odd reason. Anyway, on Saturday, me, my sister, and my brother went to a laser-tag-and-pizza night at our old Tae Kwon Do gym. It was really fun, for the most part, we played laser tag, we ate pizza, it was at night. Anyway, I found out that they were playing a game in the back called "Gaga Ball". It sounded interesting, so I decided to check it out. It turned out that they had a big blow-up arena, sorta like a bounce house (Which are super fun, BTW) except with no floor or roof, and a dodgeball sized playground ball. I started watching the game, and I saw people were hitting the ball with their fists and and arms, and trying to avoid touching it with their feet. I started playing, and, well, laser tag became boring. I was addicted to that game. I even beat the person everybody considered the best, Payton. Then, there was pizza. And Coke. Warning, never give me Coke late at night if you know what's good for you. About two hours later, the caffeine started to kick in, and I was bouncing off the walls. Literally. I kept playing Gaga Ball, and, although all that jumping and running around can kill your bare feet, I was having as much fun as I could possibly have. I left the back floor for a bit, and went to go play Laser Tag. We were doing teams, red vs blue, and I was on my brother's team. He told me I was the sniper, so I said, "How do you snipe? Do you do it like this?" And waved my laser gun around, randomly pulling the trigger. My brother said no. He told me what a sniper actually does (Which I knew, I was just really hyped up), and I yelled that I wanted to be a... Uh... Something... I know it meant I could just do whatever I wanted, and shoot whoever I damn well pleased, and I liked the sound of that. But anyway, he made me be a sniper. I just ran around anyway. I got "killed" immediately, so I just dropped my gun and ran off to the back floor again. By this time, I was super amazingly caffeinated and drunk on tiredness, so I found nothing more amusing than hanging on the blowup arena. It caved in a lot, and that was the best part. I would yell that I was unbeatable at Gaga Ball, and when the inevitable happened, I would shout that I let them win, then lean on the wall once more. I was doing that until midnight, time to go to my cousins' house for a sleepover. We sat in the bedroom for a while, laughing and talking, until I brought up Slender. My cousin brought out her laptop, and I played for a while, and we were talking about how if you turn off your flashlight by clicking F, Slenderman can't see you. I decided to try it out, and it was working, but as soon as I turned it back on to look for the 3rd page, Slendy's face was right there. I was fizzing out like crazy. I freaked out, and pressed F a million times, but it didn't work. Finally, my sister turned, saw him, and slammed the laptop shut. I think I was done with Slender for the night. I went out the the living room to watch Tangled for the umpteenth time. My sister and my other cousin were both asleep by the time the movie ended, so I watched one of my favorite shows, Raising Hope. I watched that until I went to bed. When I woke up, I found out that there were doughnuts for breakfast. I was very happy. We ate doughnuts and watched Raising Hope until we were picked up. The end.
  5. Pulcinella
    If you haven't heard already, I am in the process of making a sequel to the hit horror fanfic, Cupcakes. I will be posting it on here, but not on FiM Fiction, for the simple reason that I do not have an account. Yes, yes, I know, many people have made sequels, but I have yet to find one that really carries on the plot, has a good storyline, and, most importantly, contains correct grammar and spelling. It will be about twice as long as the original, I will check the storyline of the first every now and then, in order to keep it fresh in my mind, and I have spellcheck, autocorrect, and an editor to ensure that grammar and spelling come off as clean as possible.
     
    Status Report:
    Halfway done.
  7. Pulcinella
    Hello. My name is Death Voice Penguin (Anypony who's anypony knows that), and I am MLP Forums' Unofficial Official Food Critic. I travel around my hometown, tasting delicious (or terrible) food, then I write about them. Questions? No? Good.
     
    The sushi was very good. I had the Black Dragon Roll, with eel and avocado on the inside, salmon and caviar on the outside. The eel, I believe, was very good quality, had a nice, fresh taste, defiantly something I would order again. Of course, that might just be my love for sushi, so I also tasted some other things. The udon noodles were overall tasty, although a little too think for my liking. Their spring rolls are very small, although they burst with flavor, very good. The miso soup was a nice little something to end/start the meal with, although I don't believe it would go well along with other food, delicious, but independent. Good restaurant. Very good.
     
    Star Rating Out of Five:

  8. Pulcinella
    In gym class on Thursday, we were swimming, and I decided to try the diving board for the first time in my entire life. I first did a cannonball (yes, yes, I know, CANNONball...), then another, and another, and about my 3rd run, I heard the kid I like trying to get his friend, John, to do a front flip as his first dive. He said that if John did one, he would too. He agreed, and stepped on the diving board very slowly, only to go running off, saying "No, no, can't do it." My crush just shook his head and said "JOHN, WHY?!" at the top of his lungs. It was really funny. Then, I tried a nosedive, and it ended up being a very painful bellyflop. I kinda hit the water with a slap, and then slowly sunk down, like in the cartoons. It really hurt. Anyway, after I slowly climbed out of the water and rolled over on my back, the cute kid said "That looked like it hurt." and I was like "You have no idea."
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    FOR RENT!

    By Pulcinella,

    I'm making an apartment building in Minecraft called the Aperture Apartments, and there's four floors not including the basement, a railway halfway across the world to my house, blue and orange portal decorations on the wall, a nether portal outside, decorated in blue and orange, and best of all, a giant turret on the roof, firing a laser into the horizon. I built it all myself, and our "pet" enderman, Broski, seems to want to rent a room. I told him that he could have one of the master suites in the basement, the only ones with bathrooms, lol. Any suggestions for this building of mine would be appreciated.
  10. Pulcinella
    PHRASE: Serrated Rabies
    I was just sitting here, computer on my lap, reading Hyperbole and a Half, which I mentioned in my earlier entry, when this came into my mind. Rabies are (is?) a virus, not an object, so therefore they cannot be serrated. WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH MY BRAIN?
  12. Pulcinella
    I watched The Crystal Empire Part One and Part Two with my sis this morning, and it was seriously the best two-parter in the whole series. Faust and the rest of the gang did a great job, especially on the dialect, songs, and character design. King Sombra was very well created, Pinkie Pie was even more hilarious than normal, and there was more Rarity singing parts. I really enjoyed it, and if you haven't watched it yet, look it up on Youtube, or something. It's really that great.
  13. Pulcinella
    My kitten Archer is in a cone. He had to get stitches on his belly because my little Flarcher decided to eat rubber bands and needed to get surgery. Seriously, what is he? A goat? Anyway, when my mom came home with the cone, she held it up and said, "Look at the dorky little cone Archer has to wear." It is pretty dorky, not even adorkable. Archer is very well convinced that there is no possible way he can eat or drink with it on, so we have to get it off him at mealtimes. That cone carries one hell of a shock. I tried petting his head, and it felt like the time I was messing around with a bad power strip when the light was off. Also, all the other cats, even his own brother, Sisko, are hissing at the poor little cone kitty, because they think he's a different cat, or something. It's kind of sad.
  14. Pulcinella
    I would be bouncing off the walls right now, if I had mastered that pogo stick, but it's pink, and Barbie, and ugly, so I'm probably not ever going to touch it again. If I had, like, IDK, an MLP pogo stick, I'd master that thing like nopony's business. My art looks like spit compared to this
     
     
    Epicness courtesy of Mr.Brony. I wish it was morning already, so I could run off all this steam. Seriously, I have so much steam, you could put me on train tracks and call me a locomotive. Plus, I don't think all that candy tomorrow is going to help calm me down at all. I'll be running up the walls like a freakin'- well, thing that runs up walls. IBESOHYPER!
  15. Pulcinella
    Ok, so in science today, we removed the "M" of an MnM by soaking it, and our group's didn't come off until, like, 15 minutes after everyone else's. It was kind of sad. So, I asked my teacher why, and he just shrugged and said, "I guess it's just defective." I kinda laughed a little and said, "This MnM is defective!" and pointed at it. Then the M came off, and everybody crowded around, as if to say, "Finally." It was a little bit funny.
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    Death Voice

    By Pulcinella,

    Ok, I realized that I should clear some things up (like my voice, for instance, because I'm gonna read this entire entry aloud in death voice). So, death voice is this deep, growly voice that you make with the back of your throat, and me and my BBF like to use a lot, and have become masters at it. It came from this dude named Sam, who I hate, but is the one that came up with it, so therefore, his name must be said in death voice all the time. It only really hurts if you, one, do it wrong, or two, do it for too long. So, that's basically the summary of it, and I wish you guys could hear me . Well, now my voice hurts.
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    Towel Hoodie!

    By Pulcinella,

    Ok, so I'm sitting here on my bed, practically dripping wet, because I just came out of the shower, and I suck at drying my hair. I got dressed in my old hideout (my wardrobe) because, well, I don't know. Anyway, when I came out, I realized that I was soaked, and I grabbed my towel and tried drying off my head. That didn't work. So, I tried to wrap the towel around my head like a turban, but that failed as well. Finally, I ended up pulling it over my head like a hood, and it worked. I was so happy, I could have done a happy dance.

  19. Pulcinella
    So first, he ruined my free time by telling me that raking was only going to take a few minutes, then he ruined my hideout by telling me I couldn't use it, next, he ruined my wanting to play portal by watching Star Trek instead, and finally, he ruined me finishing this entry by calling me for dinner. MY FATHER IS A BIG RUINER!
  20. Pulcinella
    Ok, so I was scrolling through Feld0's friend list, for some reason, and I saw an avatar that caught my eye. I looked at the name under the avatar, I literally squeed out loud. I clicked on his profile, and scrolled down to the contact info, and sure enough, it really was BronyDanceParty. I sent him a message, and then my sister one with the link. Here it is.
    http://mlpforums.com...ronydanceparty/
    Who wouldn't be like:

  21. Pulcinella

    Derped Up Dragon

    By Pulcinella,

    I just realized that my dragon Pillowpet is pretty messed up. His tongue is always hanging out, and his eyes are facing different ways. In fact, right now he's in pillow form, just lying there on his stomach, seemingly licking the mattress. Seriously, what is WRONG with him? I'm all like:

  22. Pulcinella

    Some Stuff About Me.

    By Pulcinella,

    I guess I should start out my blog by telling you a bit more about myself than you would ever want to know.
     
    Hi. I have a step sister, a half brother, and step sister's half brother. (I'm not kidding!) If you can't tell by what I just said, my mom has been married three times. That means my parents are divorced. Don't go around feeling bad for me. My life has been like this for as long as I can remember, and this has always been considered "normal" for me. I get to see both my parents, and love them equally. I also have a step mom and step dad, and a TON of pets. Seriously. 5 cats. Archer, Sisko, Bella, Epoch, and Morgan. My dad's roommate (he lives in a duplex) has a parrot and a turtle, Geruta and Erin, which I'll sometimes call my "pets" as well. My sister, brother, cousin, and BFF are all here on MLP Forums. My sister is Octavia's Cellozoid, my brother, Username?, cousin, >>OnyxShark<<, and BF, Little Squirt.
     
    Ok, now you'll know what I'm talking about when I post in my blog. Now, for some bloggy things.
     
     
    Today was kind of a lazy day. I woke up at 7:30, but stayed in be until 9:00. Finally, I got up the stregnth to roll out of bed and stumble out to the family room to lug my dad's computer back to my room. The internet wasn't working, and we all know how annoying that is, so I went upstairs to ask my step mom to restart the router. By the time I go back to my interwebs, I decided I needed my daily dose of ponies. I lugged the big honking laptop back out to the family room, only to discover that Netflix wasn't working. I adopted the coffee table for the rest of the morning anyway, until I discovered that Morgan was occupying the sofa. I tried to move her, but she bit me. I sat somewhere else.
    Welp, that's my morning. My stepmom says we nee to get dinner, so I'll come back to the blogging later.
    CANNON OUT
  23. Pulcinella
    Well, I had the Jiffy Burger. It was actually really good. The Jiffy Burger is a normal hamburger with bacon, pickles, mayo, and... Well, you guessed it, Jiffy peanut butter. It was very delicious. I saw it on the menu, and kinda brushed it off, but then I decided to be adventurous. They wouldn't put it on the menu if it wasn't good, at least not at the Blue Door. I ordered it, and it came out looking like a normal burger. I took a bite, and, well, I was in food heaven. It was strange, but, well, it was a burger with both mayo and peanut butter on it. There was one problem with it, though. The peanut butter left something to be desired. An egg, maybe. Yes. An egg. The peanut butter was crunchy, and while some people might like that, I didn't. The random little bits of peanuts were annoying with the rest of the burger. Overall, very delicious. 4 1/4 out of 5 stars, would order again.

  24. Pulcinella
    That terrible, terrible moment when you wake up and realize its just a dream~
     
    Everything was going perfectly in my dream world, I had been moved to regular math, which I've been wanting to do for a while, now, not just because my crush's in that class, but also because advanced math is f***ing hard, ponies finally, FINALLY became cool in my class, and, yes, me and my crush became... Something. The dream started in math (that's how I know I was moved), and Mrs. Wilke was showing us one of her Natural Geographic movies, most likely at end-of-quarter. Blaine (mah crush) was sitting in his chair, and I was sitting on the floor next to him. Then, out of the blue, he slowly lowered his hand towards mine, and when I didn't comprehend what he was gesturing, he poked me. I looked down at his hand, and, stunned, took it. We sat there like that the rest of the hour, then, as we were walking to Language Arts, a gave him a small kiss, and, just like that, we were a couple. At least, until my dad woke me up to tell me I didn't have to wake up. I almost couldn't believe it had been a dream, it was so real. The last time I had dreamed of Blaine, he completely rejected me in front of all his friends, so I guess this was quite a nice change.
  25. Pulcinella

    Framily Thanksgiving

    By Pulcinella,

    Every year, the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, my mom hosts a friend-family Thanksgiving party/get-together. Tomorrow we're going over to my stepdad's side of the family's area to celebrate the traditional way. This year, I'm currently sitting in my brother's room, eating pie and watching MLP with all my cousins, converting them slowly into bronies. BEST THANKSGIVING EVER!
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