Prometheus

I'm currently in the process of getting a half-sleeve on my left arm, only got a few tats done so far, so still a distance to go before it's fully finished. 

Only Thing I Know For Real - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance 

Midwestern accent... whatever that sounds like. 

I sell propane, and propane accessories.

Travelling salesman for a brand of French cologne.

Jailed for robbing the biggest bank in France using only a ballpoint pen. 

Oh man, must've been 4 years ago, I think? It was in the middle of Winter, luckily it was held indoors in a huge exhibition center. Pretty sure my phone fell out of my pocket when I was on a ride that had me suspended 60 feet in the air... upside down.  

Last time you went hiking? 

A Few Good Men (1992)

A lot better than I was expecting, great acting and solid writing. 7/10 

As a former pothead myself, I do think cannabis should be legalised for recreational and medicinal use, but under similar stipulations as alcohol and tobacco, such as imposing age restrictions as well as conditions when it comes to driving or operating heavy machinery. 

Black Salmon

Sounds like a cheap rip-off of Black Sabbath.  

Nope, right handed.

TPAM can draw.

Yeah sure, talk about computers n' stuff.

Oh man, I can't stand having long hair. My hair is naturally very thick and always sticks out if it gets too long, so I keep my hair pretty short, getting a haircut is always so satisfying because of it. 

I used to drink milk pretty regularly in protein shakes, nowadays I just have it in coffee or cereal, gotta get that calcium. 

Yeah, I met my ex on Tinder. Not too into Tinder nowadays, since it's mostly just a place for hookups now instead of dating. Heard Bumble is supposed to be pretty good though.

I am all for the existence of Kiwi Farms & 4chan. I don't think either of them should be shut down. 

I mean sure, a small few of the users of these websites have done questionable things, but I see no reason why the websites themselves should be taken down or blacklisted. Every forum has users that do shitty things, it's not exclusive to these two. While Kiwi Farms is mainly focused around the discussion of eccentric and bizarre individuals online (e.g. Chris Chan etc.), 4chan has a huge variety of boards revolving around specific topics, most people seem to think it's just /b/ & /pol/ across the whole website, which really isn't the case. 

But yeah, censorship solves nothing, and restricting internet freedom does set a dangerous precedent for the future.

Just before I left school, my original plan was to join the marines. But I managed to get into college, and it seemed like the better idea at the time in terms of getting a career after service was up. So yeah, was pretty damn close to enlisting. 

Decoy Octopus - Metal Gear Solid

I sometimes smack some cologne on after I shave, but I mostly reserve it for special occasions. I've picked up quite a collection of them; from Armani, Paco Rabanne, Hugo Boss & Tommy Hilfiger just to name a few.  

Back when I was a virgin I think I was picked on maybe once or twice, but that was back when I was a teenager, like 15-16 years old. 

Eh, sometimes. Bit of a doof on the best of days though.

Mature?

His love of wrestling and steak sauce.

Seems like a decent person and has a pretty nice avatar.

I used to do boxing years ago, with a focus on Muay Thai/Thai Boxing. I really enjoyed it, made some good friends through it and it's really a great form of exercise. 

If I was gonna dye my hair, I'd go for light blonde or something like that. I was very blonde as a kid, but now my hair is light brown and is getting darker as I get older, so maybe I'd be able to pull it off, maybe not.