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A French Derpy full of Salt

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  1. '' I'm 11 of 10 dissapointed '' I can't found any idea of SFM scene.

    Welp, good night, European Ponies.

  2. I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the Hulk.

    He's essentially a giant banner.

  3. If someone hate you because you're a Brony, present him this, I made it myself!

    1. Every fanbase and community has an NSFW part of it. You really can't judge them over it.
    2.Most people just hate them over bandwagoning or seeing some NSFW side of the community.
    3.Everybody is different and if they want to be one allow them.
    4.People who are part of the My Little Pony fandom like it for the same reason a person would like a character in a book or movie.
    If you read those lines, I challenge YOU to find me a community that isn't Toxic or don't have NSFW images.

  4. I've been kicked out of 5 servers by my own team for cheating/hacking in Team Fortress 2.

    It has been a good day.

  5. Are people more annoying, or am I becoming angrier?

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  6. Why does the sibling-less writers always write sibling being nice to each other like "Hey, sis!".

    The truth is "Hey, dipshit"

  7. I won't take a bullet for anyone, because if I had the time to jump in front of you, you had the time to dodge the bullet.

  8. Pardon everyone, but I have very good information that might really peek your interest like that spaghetti bologna you had 4 days ago and my sincere and most extraordinary honor to inform you that in fact:

    Spoiler

    This day is a Wednesday.

     

  9. Good morning Europeans and good night americans and good day americans vampires.

    I won't judge.

  10. In animal crossing, you can sold Turnips at 141 bells, anyone interested?

  11. Welp, I hope you got a good day!

    And remember,

    "Time to break a little bad."

  12. *Shoots everything GTA Style*

    Huh. This is kinda how I claimed my lab space on my first day of work. Except I didn't have a shotgun for that, but I didn't need one.

  13. I shall rename OVERWATCH to "the game gave me spammy ability that I called spam"

    or even:

    Game: Can you aim?

    Player: No...

    Game: good, here's some ability and character that don't need to aim and you will be called a "pro".

  14. Knowledge can cure ignorance, but intelligence cannot cure stupidity.

  15. Me trying to be social:

    Oh, my God. You people are all hopeless. You say that like a bored kid wanting to know what time lunch is. I can't help you. You shouldn't have even made it this far in life. You lack basic problem-solving skills. That's so fundamental. You need to be in a home. [presses button to open blast doors] Okay, good. This doesn't even have a code so I don't need you. You're going to die here. I'm sorry.

     

  16. Just defeated a T-bagging Ganondorf as King K Rool, it feels so good.

  17. Hello, I need stupid or funny pony gif for... homework.

    And by homework, I mean this:

  18. No hipsters. Don't be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet and your sawdust bedding.

    NO WAIT, HAMSTERS! NO HAMSTERS!

  19. Welp, Tiny Tina ain't Tiny anymore. AND WHERE'S MISTER TORGUE FLEXINTON? I WANT TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN!

  20. mosquitoes are the reason why I love spiders.

  21. I forgot this website existed...

    Happy new year! and I wish your life will be controllable and acceptable.

    Personally, I met some really nice people, cuddling, chatting and being lovable in VRChat. Even though I'm getting imposter syndrome... All of them are like gay, lesbian, are a lot on pronouns, have their SO and all, while I don't have any of this because I am sexually not interested in anything...

    I talked a lot about myself, how I hate how my brain thinks, and they actually understand me. We shared a lot of stories, even those that I never told to my parents...

    One of them actually propose her SO in the 1st of January, posted on discord. I should've been happy, but my brain went into envy and jealousy. AND I HATED IT. I talked about this to the others, because I thought I was being a bad friend behind them, but they actually understand it too! and said it was normal!

    I, then, spoke about this to the person who proposed, while feeling bad at every second of my explaination, and she said "no beegie, I get it". I didn't make a noise, but I emotionally cried for the first time in like 8 years...

    I made a single desition of talking to someone over an avatar on VRChat the 28th of August, and now, I'm in a group of lovely people that I couldn't leave behind. My friends truly are a blessing.VRChat_1920x1080_2021-12-30_09-14-12_670.thumb.png.e3b5bba13027506cb07f8af441eb7924.png

    From left to right: Noz, Antho, Byte, Amphros (above), Me (Below) and Lucas.

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  22. Did you know a group of piranhas can eat a child in 30 seconds?

    Anyways, I got fired from the aquarium, today.

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