A French Derpy full of Salt

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About A French Derpy full of Salt

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    Parasprite
  • Birthday 10/06/2000

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

  • Best Pony
    Derpy
  • Best Pony Race
    Unicorn

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Near Lyon, France
  • Interests
    Money, Gold, everything exept that broke-d*ck-piece-of-sh*t drill.
    Damn you, Bain.

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    Derpi avec un "Y"#9554
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    https://steamcommunity.com/id/DatFrenchDerp/

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  1. A French Derpy full of Salt

    Best insults you got.

    You look great! From afar.
  2. I shall rename OVERWATCH to "the game gave me spammy ability that I called spam"

    or even:

    Game: Can you aim?

    Player: No...

    Game: good, here's some ability and character that don't need to aim and you will be called a "pro".

  3. Poor Stan Lee, our greatest hero of our time.

  4. A French Derpy full of Salt

    Best insults you got.

    If you go to a forest, Logan Paul will record you because of how much brain-dead you are.
  5. CARROTS ARE THE NERDS OF THE VEGETABLE KINGDOM.

    CARROTS ARE THE KINDS OF ASSH*LES THAT ADD “THEY’RE*” TO A POST.

    CARROTS ARE THE KINDS OF ASSH*LES WHO ASK YOU TO CITE SOURCES EVEN WHEN THEY DON’T HAVE SOURCES OF THEIR OWN.

    CARROTS WORRY THAT MAYBE THE WORLD IS GETTING “TOO PC”

    CARROTS LEAVE A FACEBOOK CONVERSATION WITHOUT COMMENTING WHEN IT ISN’T GOING THE WAY THEY WANT

    CARROTS USE THE HANDICAPPED PARKING SPOT EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE NO HANDICAPS OKAY NOW THAT I’M TYPING THIS ONE OUT I REALIZE THEY HAVE NO ARMS LEGS OR EYES SO THEY PROBABLY QUALIFY YEAH NEVERMIND ON THIS ONE

    CARROTS THINK THAT ANYONE WHO GETS ANGRY DISCUSSING SOCIAL ISSUES IS TOO EMOTIONAL TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

    CARROTS MAKE SUPER SPECIFIC ORDERS IN THE DRIVE-THRU AND THEN COMPLAIN WHEN A DETAIL’S WRONG

    CARROTS TRY TO RETURN THINGS WITHOUT THE RECEIPT

    CARROTS DON’T GIVE THEIR COWORKERS CREDIT WHEN A GROUP PROJECT IS TURNED IN

    CARROTS USE THE GROUP TEXT FUNCTION FOR ONE ON ONE CONVERSATIONS

    CARROTS LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT WRESTLING ISN’T REAL

    CARROTS DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN CASUAL GAMERS AND REAL GAMERS

    CARROTS SEND ANON HATE

    CARROTS

    CAN

    NOT

    JUST

    F*CKING

    CHILL

    F*CK CARROTS

  6. You wanna spend 2 hours of nothingness? well... I ONLY HAVE 1 QUESTION FOR YOU. EXPLOSIONS??

    http://askmrtorgue.tumblr.com/

  7. I just want a shirt with "People disagreeing with you is not oppression." written on it.

  8. "I beg your pardon?"

    "Then beg."

  9. By all my power, I shall now say.

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    I HAVE IT! BUCK YEAH!

    oh, and btw:

    Capture.PNG.b7957555c35e5753157611bf597ad1d4.PNG

    Only 8 players got it, and I'm in it!

    1. CypherHoof

      CypherHoof

      shouldn't you, you know, keep it secret? :)

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      It's not a secret that I have it, it's a secret about I have it and ...

      I see the problem...

  10. I'm a social vegan. I avoid meet.

  11. What if, when we woke up from a dream, it's because our brain crashed on a texture or an entity, like:

    Dream_Seq.exe has crashed: Logic++ exception
    Could not load texture because IDream3D9::CreateTexture call failed.
    Dream3D could not allocate sufficient memory to complete the call.

     

  12. Imagine if Valve goes at E3 and on their video, only put a crowbar with nothing else.

    Imagine the explosion in all of our minds.

  13. A French Derpy full of Salt

    General How many hours per a day do you spend on the internet?

    at least 10 hours, if I remove my daily chores. Because the real life has a bad story and character development.
  14. In two hours, I'll do my test of driver license, wish me good luck and not running over kids with fortnite costumes!

    1. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      i thought those kid's deaths were just part of natural selection, oh well, good luck

  15. Maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety, it will leave me too.