A French Derpy full of Salt

Good morning, Europeans! and good night for the Americans that are not asleep. (stupid vampires.)

I got the perfect avatar and some friends to visit world with. I'm loving VRChat, as long as I stay away from weird people and children screaming and insulting each others.

Ponies,

I crave violence.

I swallowed food coloring, I'm okay.

But I feel like I dyed inside.

"I beg your pardon?"

"Then beg."

It's 11PM in France, 32C, I can't sleep...

And that's why I must post it in here...

Sadly, I am noticing a pattern here. I seem to be going back and forth between wanting nothing more than to get above ground, then once I do, there's something so bad happening topside that it makes me wish I was never born, and I go back underground again. Man fuck Groundhog Day. It's getting worse, too. I'm reasonably certain there's going to be an active volcano outside if I do this enough times.

I just cut this post in half!

To show you the power of Flex Tape,

I have a extra key of Killing Floor Incursion, it's a VR game, does anyone wants it?

Here's a good message:

Life is hard, life is stressful. I need peace and tranquility. I don't have to prove myself to anyone.

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I saw this post in half!

Okay, accident or not, I've killed so many people at this point that I have to be changing the course of history. I've mostly been killing soldiers though and they're not as likely to change the course of history unless it's a really decisive battle. Or maybe if they're smart and they go off and do important things later in life. No, there's no risk of THAT. I haven't killed any smart people.

To show you the power of Flex Tape,

On the 30th tour of MvM in TF2, I got my 2nd australium!

An australium Minigun, and I've put the Professional Killstreak Minigun Kit I've crafted 2 weeks ago.

From 3.60€ to 80€, I'm so happy.

This is music to my ears, the sound of coming to terms with your own stupidity.

Grayscale is good, but the forgot about the background!

It's good, by the way.

Don't you love when you're trying to sleep and that mosquito, THAT MOSQUITO, always goes near your ears and you just waves your arms like a moron to hit it but he keeps coming back ALWAYS FOR YOUR EARS?

And that one mosquito bites you 5 times in one night? I've checked, one mosquito.

I rather have a helicopter with 4 miniguns shooting near me than having a mosquito that ruin 2 HOURS OF SLEEP.

I could put more arguments here, but it's not diary.com.

My Belgian friend, that I've met online 4 years ago, has conquered studies, mental problem, depression and family problem and got his diploma and is now a house cleaner / surface technician.

I am so happy for him.

I hope we both got enough money to live in the same place together. I am not gay, but I rather be with him than being alone.

A guy in a wheelchair just stole my camouflage jacket.

You can hide, but you can't run.

I've found the perfect response for everyone crying on steam forum:

I love when something gone wrong so I call someone and it's magically fix.

Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.