MarkusTactician

Today I was playing Metal Slug 3 and I hit my personal best. I hate to admit this but I SUCK at Metal Slug! I can't beat the game without going past 30 continues... until today. Today just felt different, I felt as if I was one with the game... I felt as if I was the one running around with a Rocket Launcher and raining destruction on my foes. Just kidding! I've been playing the game nonstop all day trying to figure out patterns to beat the game with as few continues as possible. It was hard, my fingers were actually hurting and I needed to pee REALLY bad (and I was about to go use the restroom) but I hit a point in the factory level where I got ambushed by enemies. Green Soldiers a level above me and on my level were lobbing grenades, shooting rifles and firing rockets (or at least a slow projectile) my way. Some even had riot shields which usually give me problems but today I hit my limit, I went ultra instinct. Armed with my laser gun, I dodged all of the projectiles and killed all the enemies on screen. I swear it was like playing Touhou! All was well, even when I got to Morden the fight was easy; although, they did provide you with a mounted machine gun to take him out with but still. In the end I beat the game with 24 continues, yay! To end this off I've got one word for you... W O K E

"You don't understand. It's not just big... it's BIG big!"

Solvang, California is a very beautiful place to visit. The Danish style architecture is very nice and the country around it is quite the sight! If you ever plan on traveling there you've got to check out Ostrichland. Trust me, you'll like it.

I would love to own the Makarov. 8 rounds, not overkill and very reliable... but not as reliable as my most wanted, S&W .38 Snubnose. 5 rounds of pure bliss and power that'll make even Goku jealous (okay maybe not that powerful)! Perfect home defense weapon, heck even the elderly can use it no problem.

"Wait. How do you open the window?"

My birthday is a day of both joy and sadness. Joyful because it's a sign that I've made it to the next step up! But unfortunately that's also the sad part... I'm stepping closer to the inevitable.

Scorpions scare me the most out of any animal. That arachnid with the stinger is just a big no no! Black Widows scary? PAH! The scorpion wants to say hi!

It's not necessarily the stupidest of all time but recently I heard a pretty cheesy joke, it goes like this: "How'd you escape Iraq?" "Iran." What genius comes up with jokes like this? XD

I celebrate not with a bunch of food but by being with my parents and reflecting on what I'm thankful for. I'm very thankful to even be alive let alone be with my family. Even though, yes, you should always be thankful for being alive but do people actually think about how lucky they are to be alive? How lucky they are to have a hand to pull you up when you have fallen and/or a heart to keep you warm through even the coldest of winters? And what about your friendships? Be it a single person or an entire battalion, (It may be just me but) nobody gives you such strength and courage to continue and fight on in this harsh and sometimes unforgiving world like your friends and family. Sorry, I kind of got a bit carried away. I couldn't help it!

One thing about males and females I absolutely dislike. Males: Using the restroom without flushing AND leaving "lemonade" on the bloody seat! Like, look fellas, CLEAN THE FREAKING SEAT when you leave and FLUSH THE DARNED TOILET while you're at it!!! Fix that freaking aim and you wouldn't have to wipe the seat you ding dong! I'm aware some dudes can't aim and if you are one of them, as I've said earlier, WIPE THE FREAKING SEAT YOU MONGRELS!!! Females: Wearing booty shorts and tight clothes. I understand that it's "fashionable" now-a-days but FOR CELESTIA'S SAKE STOP THAT!!! It's not attractive, it only invites unwelcome thoughts... AND DON'T YOU TELL ME YOU CAN'T HELP IT!!! Wear some PANTS or some more appropriate shorts for example, CARGO SHORTS! Like I swear to CELESTIA I don't want to have to see 1/4 OF YOUR CHEEK WHEN WALKING UP THE DARNED STAIRS! As a bonus I'll include what I dislike about both. Males AND Females (basically people in general): Leaving their trash for others to pick it up. Being in CP (Courtesy Patrol) picking up after someone is ANNOYING especially if there is a TRASH CAN RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!!! I know CP's duties involve cleaning up the campus trash but IF A TRASH CAN IS NEXT TO YOU, THROW YOUR ACCURSED TRASH AWAY!!! Oh, I've only scratched the surface on this one. People have actually THROWN trash in FRONT of me! You've the nerve to treat me like a maid? No, no... less than that. I'm human too! Not your own personal trash can you dolt! I'm perfectly willing to assist those in throwing trash away for someone if they ask or I offer to do so but I DO NOT advocate for laziness. That's why I think our campus is the TRASHIEST campuses in all of the district, very few care about cleanliness or the environment! But with all that said, have a good morning/afternoon/evening/night!

This is probably not going to happen but I would love to see Klonoa as a future DLC character. He'll be a Namco representative even though his series is dead (one reason why I don't think he'll make it) and not many people have heard of the series.

Looks good, keep up the good work!

Yesterday evening was interesting. While my comrades were playing on their 3DS (download play) one of them gave me their phone so I could play Fire Emblem Heroes. I warn them that I was about to waste all of their hard earned orbs on the gacha and they were okay with it, probably because they were too focused on winning whatever they were playing. I used all of their free redeems and got four 4 star characters and one 3 star. I show my comrade what I got and they were okay with it. They were even okay with the three star because she seemed like waifu material. I shake my head like "really" and continue back to the gacha screen. I remember later that day that I was talking about, Byleth, one of the main characters from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. And that if he (my friend) owned a copy of three houses by a set date that he would get Byleth free as long as he linked his Nintendo account to Fire Emblem Heroes. So, I see Byleth as a banner character and I said, "May as well pull from this again." and boy oh boy was I in for a treat. I got 5 star Byleth with the first pull that costed orbs, the world was on my side! I showed my comrade and he was very happy. Gacha is... Hit or miss. I guess we sometimes miss, huh?

Simply sitting by myself and thinking, canceling everything around me, allows me to escape the world... in other words, my mind is my escape. I can think about the past, think about the present, plan what I'll do in the future, play with my imagination and much much more.

"Dear Nintendo, please extend the whips length by a little bit."

Spaghetti is pretty good not going to lie. I'd prefer a good old plate of spaghetti over almost any other food item.

I absolutely dislike it when I hold the door open for someone and they don't say thank you. Especially when someone with their hands full doesn't say thank you, that irks me.

Shakey's Pizza is great! I'd only fold the pizza and eat it if it were microwavable pizza. Man that stuff is not very solid unless you put it in the oven.

Oh snap, I'm late to the party! I would love to participate in this event! I've never written a pony fan-fiction before but there's a first time for everything I suppose.

Time Perception Manipulation for sure. May save you from getting hit by a car... or anything really if you can see it coming.

@Bas Thank you, I'll be sure to check out Ponyvania. Sounds like a lot of fun!

My love for Castlevania started with Portrait of Ruin. Ever since I played Castlevania 1, Castlevania 4, Castlevania Dracula X, Castlevania Aria of Sorrow and Castlevania Lord of Shadows, and I enjoyed every second of my time playing these games... except when I died four times in a row by getting knocked off a ledge in Castlevania 1 thanks to the freaking crows man!

I believe my first ever game I've ever played was nicktoons attack of the toybots for GBA. It taught me how to read.

Thank-a-you so much!

I absolutely HATE crows man! Geez