AppleButt

Well I wanted to be an airline pilot, so I got a job at an airport fueling planes to help pay for lessons.  Some things changed, and happened and now I can’t do that anymore.  10 years later I’m now the supervisor of this place, so guess this’ll  have to do now.   I’m around planes all the time so that’s a huge plus.  Just kinda all happened though.  I never aimed for any of this.  Now that I’m supervisor though I’m hoping one day to move up to a manager position in this field.  I’ve thought about moving on to something else, but hard to justify now that I’ve gotten somewhere with this I guess. 

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In my job I deal with private jets so I've met quite a few. 

Magic Johnson

Elton John

Bill Cosby (2 months before he went downhill) 

Cindy Crawford

Eli Manning

Diplo

Dale Earnhardt Jr. 

Dierks Bentley 

Steve Harvey 

Hank Williams Jr. 

And I also personally know Swae Lee since I went to school with him.  

I love my parents.  Would do anything for em. 

There's a Kansas City Southern route about a couple miles East of me where the trains mostly seem to run late at night.   I drive by them to watch sometimes. 

What’s considered good?    I don’t really consider myself either.  I just exist.  I mean I guess I lean more toward good, but I don’t go out of my way to hurt or help anyone all that much.   Most I do usually is give homeless people food sometimes.  

I’ve never been hit on. 

Once when I was I kid (6 years old maybe) I locked myself inside of a bank vault by accident.  It had a door with bars like a jail cell that I didn’t know would lock when I closed it,  and had everyone in the bank laughing when I started yelling “Help me!  I’m in jail!” as I shook the door trying to open it. 

I don’t live in town.  I’m out in a rural area, and it’s nice. 

 I’ve actually witnessed a plane crash six years ago that killed all four people on board.  The plane caught on fire and smoke filled the cockpit, and they crashed.   Had they been in a car in the same scenario they’d be alive today cause all they’d had to have done was pull over. 
 

I’ll take my chances in a car crash any day.  

I’m a yes man.  Too many times I get myself into things I’d rather not cause I find it hard to say no.  I’ve gotten better about it over the years so there’s that, but I still need some work. 

That  narcissists exist, and they aren’t very nice friends. 

That it was school, haha.  It was fine for the most part tbh haha.  Maybe a bit too many jocks for my liking though.

Getting a job I enjoy that has given me the opportunity to ride on private jets I always thought only rich people could, and getting promoted to supervisor of the job. 

It’s a popular foodie town so never a shortage of good restaurants, it’s small, but large enough that there’s things to do, not insanely expensive (compared to other places), moderate politics that actually attempts to fix issues, has lower crime, great infrastructure spending, a few big businesses HQd here that’ll be bailed out by the govt in a major recession.  

If it weren’t in the state it’s in, and the fact it seems to be a tornado magnet I’d consider it just about flawless tbh haha. 

Switzerland which is 4,846 miles from me. 

I never really got in trouble much, but when I did I’d get yelled at or spanked.  Mostly by my mom.  If I was really bad she’d threaten to get Dad involved and that would usually straighten me up real quick.  

Applejack. She owns a farm that likely supplies all of Ponyville with apples, and no telling whoever else.  She only seems not wealthy cause they are the more humble type. 

I know farmers and I’ve seen the money they make a year that no small amount of gets sunk into the expenses of maintenance, and leasing land.  I’m going to say AJ owns the land she has, and what major maintenance expenses would she really need for kicking down apples into baskets?  Healthcare for the occasional strains maybe and I don’t imagine it’s too costly there.    I know a farmer who owns the  land he farms on and I see some of the nice things he has bought from his profession.  I’ll just say that.   There’s also a farmer based at my airport I work at,  and he’s a millionaire from it, so take that for what it is.  

Of course a good chunk of farmers aren’t that lucky, though, but in AJ’s circumstance I’m willing to bet she is.   
 

Rainbow Dash saying “Aww nuts!” 
 

And at around 1:18 where Rainbow Dash sings “Applejack needs your help” and leans forward.   Dunno why but just like it 

I liked watching the Powerpuff Girls, and Care Bears. 

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TheRockaButt

Nose and ears.  jdjdjdjdjsjeje

When Mr. Cake was changing the diaper and put it in his mouth to toss it away.  I audibly gagged when I first saw it.  

Applejack.  Nice, simple, and a cute red ribbon.