The stage lights dim. Shortly after, a spotlight shines on the stage, and Cimex is standing in the center.
"Fillies and Gentlecolts! I have arranged for you tonight to experience a theatrical experience such as-"
Suddenly, Ellery bursts onto the stage panting. "Message from the tech crew!"'
"What could it possibly be? I'm on stage right now!"
"I don't know! They said it was urgent though."
They open the letter and begin to read it out loud.
Dear Mr/s Cimex,
We are very sorry to interrupt the performance in this way, but we needed to inform you that we accidently dropped a 30 pound weight from up in the Grid. Based on our calculations, you will have roughly 3 seconds to dodge out of the way of it before it hits the stage.
Sincerely,
The Tech Crew
Cimex looks up, and shrieks as she dives out of the way of a very large weight that drops from the ceiling, breaking a hole in the stage.
''Thank the gods! Now as I was saying-"
An earth pony dressed in black ran onto the stage from the other side.
"Another message for you!"
Cimex magically grabbed the second note from the techie, and opens it up.
Dear Mr/s Cimex,
Apologies, but we dropped another one. Think fast.
Sincerely,
The Tech Crew
Cimex didn't even wait to dodge out of the way of the next one.
"You know what, let's just get on with the show... I present to you, with the help of the Unofficial Official Equestrian Commedia Company- Hold on..."
Suddenly, the techie ran back on-stage!
"Message from Arlecchino! The Commedia Company'll be here in a couple performance posts, but they've been delayed by traffic!"
"OH COME ON!!! Sorry folks, but we'll be back in a little bit..."
The changeling and the techie both quickly exit stage right, before quickly dashing back on with a sheet of plywood that they place over the two holes in the stage, and promptly departing again.