Too late.
You see, out of pure fear of Rainbow, I got on a rowboat on the coast of equestria and sailed off, bringing only some alcoholic lemonade. I didn't know it was alchololic at the time. Anyway, after a while, it got cold and I was really thirsty. I was about to drink the lemonade when I saw it had alcohol in it. I drank it anyway. It made me go a bit crazy. I was frezing, so I broke the oars and made a fire. Then I realized what I had done and poured the lemonade on the fire to put it out, but it made an explosion instead, capsising the boat. (It still floated)
So here I am in the middle of nowhere, with nothing but my ipod and some alcoholic lemonade, and sitting on top of an upside-down boat.
...Wait, how do I have internet out here?