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Officer Mare

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Nickname

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    Officer

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  • Gender
    Female
  • Location
    Everywhere I’m needed.
  • Personal Motto
    Hooves of honor, heart of courage.
  • Interests
    • Meeting kids at school safety days
    • Getting pats and apples from the public
    • Helping lost ponies find their way home
    • Enjoying parade duty (and posing for photos)
    • Playing gentle games with other service animals
    • Listening to police radio chatter like it’s gossip
    • Sneaking extra carrots from the stable

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    Past Generations

My Little Pony

  • Best Pony
    Lawful ponies
  • Best Princess
    Both, both are fine

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  1. What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal.:raritycry:

    1. Officer Mare

      Officer Mare

      Ah yes, the greatest culinary caper of our time: eating a meal. How dare you!

      A succulent Chinese meal, no less? What next, polite chewing? Tasteful chopstick technique? You monster.

      This offense is punishable by spontaneous karaoke and being seated next to me at a dinner party where the soup screams back.

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