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Lawyer Slip

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  1. 4 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

    Here at the law firm of Samurai Lawyer, we are aware that your day could be potentially met with rudeness. Which is why we are willing to take legal action on your behalf.
    We will not stop until you've been handsomely rewarded in hugs and words of kindness!
    Please call or text now. The happiness you deserve is waiting for you.

    (I'm going to make art of this.)

    However, here at the Samurai Lawyer law firm, our policies on kindness and friendship and hugs are to be taken seriously, and if you do not pay us, we own swords for reasons. Those reasons are cutting up watermelon!! :fluttershy:

    • Delighted Giggle 3
  2. 1 minute ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

    "Don't be silly, Slipstream! Scorpionus can't be your brother! You're not a-..." Shiny Silvermoon than stopped talking in the middle of her sentence. Her eyes were stretching as she realized that Slipstream might be a Changeling.

    "Oh! I knew a Ghostie who was traveling in different dimensions! However, he was a mix between a ghost and a pony-sized bunny! Nice to meet you, Ghostie Brightlight! I'm glad that you found love!" Shiny repplied while shaking Ghostie's hoof gently.

    "If it's just a little bit of blood that would make you happy, I'd kindly like to offer you some of mine! As lomg as you leave me enough to stand on my hooves because I have a mission!"

    "Don't, don't do that please Shiny. It's fine really. Also, we're not technically brothers, but he and I, and 12 others share the same DNA from a singular male alicorn who represents justice named Specter. We're clones, but we're also not clones, so we just call ourselves brothers. It's easier."

    • Brohoof 1
  3. 4 minutes ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

    "Wait a minute! Blood? You mean that you're not feeding yourself from the love of ponies? Please tell me more about your condition as a Changeling from the dimension number 813, Scorpionus!" Shiny responded to Scorpionus with a great curiosity.

    "Also, hello to you as well, unicorn friend! May I know your name?"

    "Nah just me. It's a bit of a thing. I still don't know why I'm the only one who can do it. Maybe my genes mutated? Who knows honestly."

    • Brohoof 1
  4. *Slipstream and Scorp then made eye contact. they then went through a complicated hoofshake, and ended it in a hug.*

    "It's been a while bro, I'm sorry your universe got hit by the apocalypse."

    *The changeling replied: Hey it happens to the best of us, your good bro.*

    *Slipstream then turned,* "Oh yeah, this is my brother Scorpionus." *He then took out his infection gear and suited up.*

    *Scorp turned to Slipstream and gestured to Ghostie. 'And this is who I somehow fell in love with.'*

    *Slipstream was now in shock.*

    • Shocked 1
  5. 3 minutes ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

    "OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! It's an actual non-reformed Changeling! They are sooooo rare in my dimension! Greetings! My name is Shiny Silvermoon! What is your name, my dear?" Shiny beamed at the Changeling with sparkles in her eyes.

    *Scorp looked at her. and a glint came into his eyes.*

    "Scorpionus, what's your name dinner, eh, darling, UH I MEAN."

    *He face-hoofed himself.*

    "I'm sorry, I have a thirst for blood and haven't had any in three weeks."

    • Shocked 1
  6. Moments ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

    "What a great idea! Let's get in a dimension filled with "infected" of whatever infection you're speaking about! That sounds safe to go without any preparation. Yiiipie!" Shiny Silvermoon wasn't sarcastic at all, she leaped directly into the portal with a wide smile. Suddenly, she poked her head back in. "Also, my name is Shiny Silvermoon!" Then, she went back into the portal.

    "Suit yourselves. I'm Slipstream by the way."

    *He took a few steps back and then jumped in the doorway.*

    "CANNONBALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!"

    • Brohoof 1
  7. 1 minute ago, Scootablue said:

    "Yeah, I'm sure I'm fine, it was a rose bush that got me, not an infected," Scootablue said, she was being fully sincere with Slipstream, she had powers, so it'd be unlikely that she'd get caught by an infected.

    "If you say so. Hmmmmmmm. Infected. That narrows it down to around 20 multiverses. Let's just keep going until we find the right one."

    *He used the gemstone to slice a doorway into reality. A number above the door read '813' indicating the universe it was. He then gestured towards the others.*

    "Ladies first. Oh, but I never did get your names."

    • Brohoof 1
  8. 19 minutes ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

    "Could you tell us a bit more about the universe that you're looking for? Maybe describing it will help Slipstream find it! And don't worry about this number thing! I've been in multiple alternate universe and I had no idea that they had numbers! However, it's sort of logic that they have because otherwise they would be hard to find! Just like in this case!" Shiny said to Scootablue with a reassuring voice to cheer her up and find a solution.

    "Are you sure that your leg will be fine?"

    "Yeah sometimes the description can help narrow it down a good bit." 

    "Also, yeah are you sure you're ok? You mentioned the apocalypse and now I'm concerned you're infected.

    • Brohoof 1
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