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Posts posted by Lawyer Slip
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I am ready when you are.
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10/10
I can recite the movie "Cars" from memory.
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1000000/10
When I was in 8th grade I got bullied a lot and was even once told, "You would only be useful if you were trans, but you're not, so no one wants you."
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Absolute 10/10, well done.
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On 2024-07-06 at 12:22 AM, Cash In said:
Lawyer In
Oh yeah baby, I'm Lawyerin' today! Lol.
2 minutes ago, Interstellar Sketch said:Interstellar Equine.
Interstellar Slip
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4 minutes ago, Azure Dawn said:
Pog? Based? What are you on about? Wake up, we have a game of quake to play!
Jokes aside, good read so far
Thanks! It'll only get better from here!
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43 minutes ago, Azure Dawn said:
Oh, you know, this and that. Browsing on a 2005 laptop I just brought back from the dead.
Yooooooooo. That's pog.
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Hiya Azure! How ya doin'
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1 minute ago, ThatPinkPone said:
(Ooc: I gotta go, be back soon, gonna play Smash Bros with my brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! djdeidjdjifejdjjfjdrifiififififififivjedijeidifjffididjekdidhejdjdjdjdjieisusjsjwjakwkwkeeduie, bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(See ya. *Close-up whoosh* TOMORROW)
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1 minute ago, Scootablue said:
"More like alternate universes, but yeah, some might be the future! So, will you help me?" She said, holding out her hoof to the other ponies dramatically, like she was in a movie.
(Jfjddidididieidjdjdj, spamming until I can hit the threshole)
"Yes. Just, don't tell anypony about this. Do you have the universe number?"
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1 minute ago, Scootablue said:
"We're trying to solve the apoclypse, so we need to go back in time to find ways to stop it, I heard you knew that kind of magic, so we figured you could help!" Scootablue said, shaking her right leg this time, then she shook the left one again.
*Sigh* "Oi, unicorn. You in on this?"
*After hearing the unicorns response, he stood up, pulling out a magenta gemstone, said "follow me" and went outside."
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3 minutes ago, Scootablue said:
"I don't think so..." Scootablue said, flapping her wings again, she shook one of her bandaged back legs, she'd gotten "attacked" by a thorny rose bush, she was hoping THAT wouldn't be noticed by the new ponies, that would call for her to explain everything.
"My friend, Iggy, told me, we kinda need your help,"
"Help how? I mean, I don't mind helping, but how do you need my help. After all, I can do many things."
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1 minute ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:
"It depends! Are you related to Grandpa?" Shiny Silvermoon asked to Scootablue.
". . . What?"
6 minutes ago, Scootablue said:Scootablue turned to the unicorn, "what about you?" She asked, flapping her wings softly and taking a sip of her juice.
"My...erm, friend, informed me of you guys, and told me you guys knew the same magic I did," she finished
"Who told you. It was supposed to be secretive! AAAAAAAH. Whatever. Just, don't tell the princesses. They'd freak out."
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2 minutes ago, ThatPinkPone said:
"Yeah," said the pegasus, her accent being clearly heard
Scootablue jumped back in surprise when she heard the white unicorn's voice, "are you guys the ponies that I was told to meet?" Scootablue asked, scratching her head.
"One sec I can't concentrate while drinking."
*He took a really deep breath, stuck the straw in the barrel, and emptied the whole thing in under 20 seconds.*
"Ahhhh. Depends. I wasn't informed of this to be fair."
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4 minutes ago, Scootablue said:
Apple Bumpkin nodded at Apple Fritter, Scootablue craned her neck to look at the pegasus, with a startled "oop!" She knocked the glass over, she looked at the glass with a shocked gaze.
"Ummm...That...Didn't happen?" She said, shrugging.
*He tried to hold it in. And succeeded. He took a deep breath.*
"Um, another glass please."
*He looked at the filly.*
"You like Apple Juice too huh?
*He then noticed the unicorn*
1 minute ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:"Applejack was right! A pony can't get drunk with apple juice! Or maybe I just need to drink a full barrel like this pegasus!" Shiny Silvermoon suddenly said, her side of the counter was decorated with several boxes of apple juice that she emptied.
"I see you also like it"
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*Suddenly, a green Pegasus zwooshed into the establishment, pounded his hoof on the bar and said:* "GIMMIE THE USUAL I NEED LIQUIDS IN MY SYSTEM" *A large barrel of Apple juice was placed on the bar. It had a faucet on it, and the owner hoofed him a glass with a crazy straw.*
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Moments ago, ThatPinkPone said:
IC is ready!!! I'M SO EXCITED!
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!!
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1 minute ago, ThatPinkPone said:
Gonna set up the IC! Gimme a minute!
YAAAAAAAAS. SHINY. OUR TIME HATH COME!!!!!!
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4 minutes ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:
I think that I already found a job for Shiny Silvermoon! I think that she could become a great philosopher!
Ah. So that's why no one replied to this thread in a year.
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2 minutes ago, ThatPinkPone said:
Perfect! Let's go with that idea!
Yes!
1 minute ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:No seriously, Shiny wouldn't get herself drunk! Except for comical purposes!
When I say "Apple Juice" I mean Apple juice. Un-fermented Apple Juice
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1 minute ago, ThatPinkPone said:
@Lawyer Slip Scootablue's a child, maybe she ordered a juicebox?
Sure.
Moments ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:You mean a bar? I'd be getting myself drunk with apple juice!
I prefer Tavern. And I have ordered Slipstream's weight in Apple Juice for a drink. (131 lbs)
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Say Shiny, I have a job proposition for you. What if you were a comic book creator? And it was based on a cool videogame?
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2 minutes ago, ThatPinkPone said:
Here's mine:
Scootablue (Definitely)
Rory and Daisy (Perhaps)
Zebraforce (Most Definitely)
Ghostie (Definitely)
Saturn Ring (Short Cameo, maybe)
Iggy (Yessir)
Well, if these guys are in, I better bring in DJ Basslord, Vinyl, Scorp, Monsoon, and Phoenix
1 minute ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:Here's mine :
Shiny Silvermoon
Shiny Silvermoon
Silvermoon Shiny
Shiny
What if you had a shiny pokemon?
IC: Pack to the Future with @Shiny Silvermoon and @Lawyer Slip
in Casual Roleplays
*Slipstream face-hoofed himself.*
"Ugggh, every universe has a standardized number ranging from 1 to 1892. It's common knowledge for all dimension hoppers really. Just take a random guess, it'll probably be correct. But don't say 71, because that's this one."
*He then noticed the bandages.*
"Hey are you ok? You seem to be shaking your legs a lot. And it's concerning me."