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Lawyer Slip

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  1. Is there a flower that expresses true love? I have a certain somepony I'd like to give a flower to, if you know what I mean.
  2. Yes! Thank you Barrio! I believe that the goose was either using its otherworldly powers, or this spell to cause such harm to my client.
  3. Your honor one second please. @Ice Princess Silky <3 WE NEED A DOCTOR
  4. Here's gameplay and scores on both songs of me
  5. Lol, I'm watching this in my history class lmao
  6. You want an explanation Mr. Cash In? Well you've got yourself one. In my years, I've seen some things, and one of the things I've seen is what geese will do when they are mad. I've seen geese attack and greatly hurt fellow ponies. And Cursing Goose had the capabilities of inflicting such harm, especially if it can swear so powerfully that one can receive pain. And I don't believe I ever said what kind of blows to the head my client received. For all we know, they could've been mental blows powerful enough to cause brain damage.
  7. I can assure you, these documents are legit and not from any villain
  8. *I lift up some medical statements from Wizard's Doctors and pass them over to the judges desk.* "Right here your honor. My client received multiple concussions and now suffers from selective amnesia as a result. She can remember some things like her name and the past 5 weeks, but anything beyond that is a blur, whereas the average, undamaged person can recall back at least 10 or so years if one is mentally powerful enough."
  9. OBJECTION! If I may your honor, I'd like to produce said medical documents from my client's medical professional who diagnosed her with severe brain damage after she received multiple blows to the head.
  10. @Nitobit your honor I don't think either of these ponies should suffer the death penalty if they are in the wrong. Nobody killed anybody.
  11. Your honor, if I may, nice gavel. Also, let me be the first to say, brain damage is to be taken seriously
  12. Wait am I helping the defendant or am I giving the plaintiff? Because either way, Imma need an opposing lawyer
  13. There isn't a court case I don't ever take. As my mentor Miles Edgeworth taught me, never surrender a case, even if you feel wary.
  14. Imma do this to once it happens to me lol. Oh! Maybe it'll be about how fast I am! Or how I'm related to Rainbow Dash! Or how Spike is my-! Oh my. I've said too much...
  15. I hope you still stay connected to your friends Sketch. It does suck when you have to leave people behind, but don't fret. Many relationships can last for far longer than any of us realize. And I hope that your friendships endure and last for a very very long time. I know ours will From your friend, Lawyer Slip A.K.A. Slipstream
  16. Funny meme as always Sparklefan!!! These always make my day
  17. Hilarious as always Sparklefan!!!! 😂😂😂
  18. I'm nervous. I have an interview for an important position in marching band today after school and I'm kinda worried about it.
  19. Mikey's cooking. This is canon bye the way.
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