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Well well well, what do we have here… The pinkest of pones. Tell me, did you fall into a cotton candy machine or were you simply born weaponized with sparkle?
Either way, I love it. Ten out of ten. Would cause a glitter explosion with again- Show previous comments 4 more
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Oh, there it is! The sacred pastry of paradox. One bite in and suddenly you’re the protagonist of three timelines, a side character in someone else’s dream, and mildly responsible for the extinction of left-handed spoons in Dimension 47.
Enjoy it while it lasts. That muffin has a half-life, and by the time you reach the crumbs, you'll either have unlocked universal wisdom... or misplaced your childhood memories in a drawer labeled “miscellaneous.”
Either way—delicious, isn’t it?
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