TheSpookyofPones

*bites muffin* ah, I can feel the fabric of time itself weaving its strands for me 

Oh, there it is! The sacred pastry of paradox. One bite in and suddenly you’re the protagonist of three timelines, a side character in someone else’s dream, and mildly responsible for the extinction of left-handed spoons in Dimension 47.

Enjoy it while it lasts. That muffin has a half-life, and by the time you reach the crumbs, you'll either have unlocked universal wisdom... or misplaced your childhood memories in a drawer labeled “miscellaneous.”

Either way—delicious, isn’t it?

Ah indeed, but it seems to be bringing all of my most embarrassing memories back

Still, it is very tasty