Wishful Thinking

You're one to talk! I already HAVE a shipmate--a true gentlecolt!

How the unicorn's horn is made of the same material as a stallion's...wait...what have you done to me? I'm a closet clopper not a clopper! I don't think about ponies in that way!

I wouldn't let you get a word in edgewise.

If you were Jelly Pony...

No. I dislike afro's and polka dots.

It can b hugz tiem noaw plz?

"I can't see!"

The brony on the bus goes...

*can't see sig because of the theme*

All the more shame!

At least buy me dinner first!

A ship does really need more than laughter, which is all we ever had. You don't make the cut...sorry...don't shoot me.

That's...a lot of yes.

Also yes.

My...my own shipmate ninja'd me! D:

And it seems my own shipmate was ninja'd.

I...hope..?

Anyway, the answer is blatant.

Here I am m'lady! Be gentle, I'm at work on a slow mobile connection.

 

You gentlecolt of a gentlecolt.

Also, blame FIMfiction.

Eh, not really interested. Sorry.

Nah. Too young. I don't really go for the whole, nearly 10 years younger thing.

 

You will...they always become my shipmate in the end.

SOON I'LL HAVE A WHOLE CREW!

I...I already have a shipmate... Sorry.

"No biggie, shipmate o' mine."

By the way, I saw that epic mansmooch you and Sky shared below me.

MANBABY! NOOB! SOMEBODY BRING IN THE BANHAMMER! KILL THIS MANBABY NOOB CLOPPER FREAK WITH FIRE!

Mind if we trade fathers?

And thus you clearly need glasses! Which means, by some law of Overlord Discord's physics, YOU CANNOT BE IN THE COURTROOM!

Your mouth tastes of record.

So similar to my beloved, yet fallen, RES. I now look upon 4chan the way I look upon RES. Thank you for enlightening me.

OOOHHH! WHO WAS IT, A TELEMARKETER UNDER A TRANSFORMATION SPELL? YOU MUST ANSWER ME, FOR I USE THE ROYAL CANTERLOCK VOICE! };3

Yay for Canterlock.

Algebra, algebra, algebra.

I do not care for algebra.

(Mine + Turtle) x 9001 = <9000 hours.

Philosophy has always been a step too far into chrome, however I am remarkably skilled at plotting, inwardly DAT PLOTting, and creating wild conspiracies that obey Your physics, and only Your physics.

Twilight's mother.

I AM FULL OF YOU AND YOUR OLYMPICS SO JUST GO SHOVE IT UP YOUR PLOT AND DON'T TOUCH ME EVER AGAIN.

Your actions were not appreciated.

After rethinking my actions, I realize that we are both fans of the same television program and that it is possible just to stare at Rarity and ignore the avatar.

So kiss. It was judgemental of me to attempt to push your buttons. I am...I am sorry. -_-