Wishful Thinking

That's okay. This is where I bid you a fine goodnight m'lady (kisses hand) I have to work tomorrow. Thank you for a wonderful evening.

 

See, Red? Why aren't you more like this?

Hugsie-wugsies!

Kisses.

Confound these sadfics.

Kiss. Because because because THE WONDERFUL PONY OF OZ.

(Sorry, shipmate, a fanfic got my attention.)

We're already married, my lips aren't sore any more and I don't want to banish you.

Completely non-sexual peck on the cheek.

Double yay for kisses.

Hug because that's good.

She had lemonade to drink.

Kiss.

Either I hurt his feelings or he can't hear us from the moon.

Kiss.

But of course! Kiss (to the ankle)

 

YOU SEE, RED? YOU SEE?!

B-b-b-b-banish.

Kiss.

Hug.

except chivalry was based on the medieval idea that women were inferior to men, therefore the men had to look out for the women and make sure that they didn't hurt themselves........

 

I don't suppose you'd like to kiss my sprained ankle better? -_-

You alone seem to keep it alive, Sarge.

Hug.

hey! D: there's no need for racism here ma'am!

 

SOULLESS.

Hug.

Big Hugz and cheek peck

 

See? Gentlecolt.

Red, you should really POLITELY take a leaf from Sarge's book. You soulless ginger, you.

Banishment for attempting to banish my new shipmate.

But of course.

My lips are getting sore already, so hug.

You've been deprived. And you're a gentlecolt.

Kiss.

Kiss.

THE 'WHITE' OF YOUR EYES IS BLUE! I MEAN, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT, BRO?

Kiss.

And thank you.

Your plot smells funnier!

...Yet can be lent to others.

Kiss.

An affordable object still belongs to only one person.

Kiss.

You're a horrible ninja without a sword!

Yes, but it makes me feel so...cheap!

Oh well, at least I'm affordable.

Kiss.

Kiss.

Celestia it sucks being presumably the only female.