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Jonesy

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  1. I said, NO SITTING!

    1. Jonesy

      Jonesy

      But what if somepony is paralyzed from the waist down?

  2. Finally got the courage to tell my dad i like MLP...i am now Pony Fairy Boy...love you too dad

    1. Jonesy

      Jonesy

      The only reason i told him is so i can watch ponies in peace! but now he wont let me live it down...o well, i stopped caring when i started watching

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  3. Omg my parents got me ponies for my birthday. 0_0

    1. Jonesy

      Jonesy

      now i must plan a robbery...ill be there shortly

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  4. Im updating an update so that i can update...fun fun

  5. Happy birthday Ponyborn!

  6. Does anypony actually enjoy school for anything other than seeing your friends everyday?

  7. Does anypony actually enjoy school for anything other than seeing your friends everyday?

    1. Jonesy

      Jonesy

      o i thought you were gonna take that a very different way....that way is much better...unless you dont know the person then it CAN be considered Rape or Assault

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  8. Does anypony actually enjoy school for anything other than seeing your friends everyday?

    1. Jonesy

      Jonesy

      who said anything about pissing on education? way to blow everything out of proportion Spiral *Clap Clap Clap*

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  9. Does anypony actually enjoy school for anything other than seeing your friends everyday?

    1. Jonesy

      Jonesy

      the lies continue

       

      by the way take a guess at what this says, no cheating.... Мои маленькие пони Дружба

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  10. The voices....there saying.....Kill Luke Skywalker....why the hell would i do that?

    1. Jonesy

      Jonesy

      well its simple, i have him tied to a table right now so all i need to do is press a button, then the table is lifted to the roof were he will slowly be crushed into a bloody pulp...err...i mean... idk

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  11. best way to distract someone, hit them in the face with a wad of money. Then drop said money

    1. Jonesy

      Jonesy

      its not my fault! how was i supposed to know knifes were sharp? All it had was a sign that said warrning will cut people... it said nothing about stabbing or sharpness

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  12. best way to distract someone, hit them in the face with a wad of money. Then drop said money

    1. Jonesy

      Jonesy

      trust me, if you see a wad of cash hit you in the face then fall to the floor you WILL pick it up and count it, and that is why they dont like me at disneyland

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  13. I just broke the 4th wall, if you noticed a tiny blue portal at any point in the day...run

  14. I just broke the 4th wall, if you noticed a tiny blue portal at any point in the day...run

    1. Jonesy

      Jonesy

      yeah the monster is made of diamond so good luck with that

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  15. omg I hate drunk people.

    1. Jonesy

      Jonesy

      as long as my knee isnt hurt i will live through it without pain

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  16. omg I hate drunk people.

    1. Jonesy

      Jonesy

      HA im immune to all attacks that dont involve my knee! and i wore my knee guards today!

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  17. omg I hate drunk people.

  18. omg I hate drunk people.

    1. Jonesy

      Jonesy

      i love them when there really drunk and are willing to give you their wallet :)

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  19. So, if today is yesterdays tommorow, then what is yesterday's today?

  20. So, if today is yesterdays tommorow, then what is yesterday's today?

  21. So, if today is yesterdays tommorow, then what is yesterday's today?

  22. So, if today is yesterdays tommorow, then what is yesterday's today?

  23. Vulpes! your here!

    1. Jonesy

      Jonesy

      o then allow me to provide his credit card and social security number

       

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  24. Vulpes! your here!

    1. Jonesy

      Jonesy

      From skype... why do you want info?

       

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  25. Me and Rochambo are getting married who wants to come?

    1. Jonesy

      Jonesy

      No, unfortunately not...but there will be a buck load of apple pie with cool whip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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