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XrosOver

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  1. So how bout them pervy game directors? They around here somewhere...
  2. Hey everybody! Welcome to the next installment of Dream Trolling! This episode is Fluttershy and...the bunnies... So I was walking around, not giving a single $&@# as to where I was because it's a dream. I come across a familiar looking Disney-like cottage. I'm looking around when I spot a certain Russians wife. "Hey Fluttershy!" "Oh! Hi there..." she says the ever present shyness. "Right, forgot to tell you my name. (Thinks of name).... It's Bond, James Bond." (Insert pro poker face here) "Ok James, what are you doing here?" "Honestly I have no idea why I'm here I was just SWEET CELESTIA LOOK AT ALL THE BUNNIES!" I exclaim with all my wants present. Fluttershy hid behind her mane from outburst but I currently was too busy cuddling what I assumed was Angel. "Angel, you're not nearly as mean as everybody says!" Fluttershy regained her composure and told me "That isn't Angel Bunny..." "Ok then, where is the cute little fella?" At that moment I hear the whirring sound of a chainsaw. I turn around to see Angel making a mad dash at me with it. "Holy schist! Where did he get the chainsaw!?" "From my shed." she said almost with a laugh. I try to run away but Angel is way too fast. Angel then strikes me with the chainsaw...It made a squeaky noise... "Why in the hell am I not dead!?" "It's a toy. You didn't think it was real did you?" "Of course I thought it was real! It made a whirring noise!" "That whirring noise wasn't the toy. It was Mr.Beaver making a new dam." .....of course it was..... Well, that concludes this episode! More dreams are in the making so the next installment should arrive in 2 to 3 business nights!
  3. Three things would happen. 1. Humans and ponies meet. 2. Being the way we are we screw up any possible chance of peaceful coexistence. 3. War ensues and Celestia and Luna use the sun and moon to destroy all traces of human life, leaving Equestria to spread its influences and repair the earth with magic.
  4. Hey people! I just had a great idea! Give me your art! Why? Cuz I'm gonna make shirts out of them! Yes legitimate, wearable shirts. Give me all of the arts for lots of shirts! I especially want to make a shirt with the best MLP Forums banner. GET TO IT PEOPLE! GIVE ME ART! The shirt making process could take awhile because the graphics design lab is currently booked but will open up within a week or two. I forgot! This also includes all OCs you may have.
  5. This forum has gone through a lot of changes. Changes in moderating staff, rule updates or add-ons, even the implementation of new features. A decent amount users have left the forum for there own reasons and others notice very quickly. Others start getting their own reasons to leave and focus on the bad aspects of the forums as their reasoning. This may not apply to all if those who have left but it is a good number of them. Why should those people focus on the less desirable aspects of the forum and completely ignore the much more plentiful positive areas of the forums. You come online to talk to friends, engage in gripping debates, laugh at silly posts, and have a good time doing it. You shouldn't complain about a new rule because as this forum grows ever larger, it needs a more strict set of rules to keep it in check. The best example of this is the warning points. They enforce a criteria for how posting should go and if someone were to violate the guidelines set, the receive a warning. All of the rules are placed for a reason, to keep this section of the internet orderly and enjoyable. So next time you see a user wanting to leave the forum, remind them of the great things to do on this forum and why the rules are what they are.
  6. meh I'll just keep from doing whatever with the blog the

  7. meh I'll just keep from

  8. Hi! Welcome to the show! For the first episode ever we will cover how the Pink Wonder made me facepalm in a dream. It starts with me talking casually to her about her recipes and boils down to party ideas. "So you don't use gun powder in your party cannon?" "Nope! It uses compressed air and lots of confetti! I also don't know what a gun is." Pinkie said. "Hey now that I think about it, would you throw me a party?" "Nope." She replied flatly "Wait...really?" "Nope." "But it's your thing! Your special talent in life!" "Yeah, I know but i'm not throwing you a party." "Oh..." I say starting to feel depressed. "I'm throwing you a fiesta!" Lolwut? Processing... processing failure. Brain.exe has failed to continue. Would you like to reboot [Y/N]? [N] "PINKIE! What is the difference between the two!?" "Fiestas have churros." She said with the ultimate poker face The sound of facepalming made that night rang across world. This concludes episode 1 of Dream Trolling. See ya'll next time! (I have no idea what those links are about...sometimes they appear and sometimes they don't)
  9. My teacher is ridiculous....(and cool) During class if I ask him to burn something, he will make it SUFFER! Like when I asked him to burn some pencils he told me that was a stupid idea unless we put some rubbing alcohol on them first....they burnt most gloriously. This is all going down while he is playing the song I'm about to kick somebody's ass. True story.
  10. Sooo I remember a time awhile back when the princess Skyla toy came out.... Now that I remember that freaky doll I linked it to the Princess Coronation episode coming up. This has sorta put my nerves at ease but I still have to think that it the toy could have nothing to do with the story of the show.... In other less stressful news... A wal-mart just opened up next to my house and has a HUGE pink aisle. It is almost completely dedicated to anything pony. It's great! I just have no money to spend... This part is for all you Fanfiction buffs. I will start doing reviews for any and all that I read (which is alot) so if any of your are interested in that kinda thing then your in luck.
  11. Anyone else get weird feelings looking at the Big Mac commercial?

    1. Shiki

      Shiki

      If by "weird feelings" you mean sexual arousal...

    2. XrosOver

      XrosOver

      Ha! You funny!

  12. ....see that guy over there? His name is Hugh Jelly.
  13. In this game you give the user able a present you think He/She would like. I'm giving that invisible guy above me some recognition because he is ignored a lot. I know what he likes.
  14. Is there a way to buy the documentary without using paypal?

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    2. XrosOver
    3. Jokuc

      Jokuc

      Well you could send me money and I buy it for you but meh, it's complicated since I use Swedish cash :P

       

      But ask your parents.

    4. Jokuc

      Jokuc

      I mean maybe they'll agree and buy it for you :D

  15. Downloaded five fics... I HAVE A LOT TO READ! (soooo happy)

  16. so....how bout that friendship?

    1. Evilshy

      Evilshy

      I do believe it is equitable to magic.

  17. Well with the recent commercial and EQD post I am having are hard time not thinking of a alicorn Twilight. I will continue to hold onto the hope that Hasbro is just messing with us and won't go through with it. Maybe she'll turn it down and remain a unicorn....Oh Twilight.... Maybe Cadence has her child and she becomes a princess.... Princess Coronation...
  18. Advantages: A constant companion, a subconscious calculator, a permanent best friend. Disadvantages: Time it takes to create one, it may turn out horrible because of lack of effort, it may drive you mad.
  19. Last night I had a dream about me pouring my soul out to Rarity. Why Rarity? Why my fifth favorite of the mane six? (Don't pester me about why she is fifth becuase she may move up to 1st or 2nd becuase of this) So I told her allof my reasons to go to Equestria and stuff like that. I pulled out some shirt pins with characters from the mane six all the way to Braeburn. I told her I love them all and they don't even know me. Then I threw a skittle to her (she asked for one) and then I made some comments on her clothes. She said "looks like you may be getting that portal after all"! Then the dream ended....FFFUUUUUUUU! My mind has tricked me a lot but this was the most unsettling occurence. (This part is for Clarity because I wasn't able to comment on your blog entry and I REALLY hope all goes well)
  20. why is it so hard to find the thing that you submit when encountering an error?

  21. Even Pokemon can't escape our influences! (This isn't like naming pokemon after characters) In Black and White 2 you get your own "avenue". In this avenue you invite people to make stores and whatnot. Once you have invited enough people to visit and check out the shops, the avenue raises in level. Once at level 10 you can edit the avenue name (it was originally Join Avenue). So doing the most sensible and completely not cliche thing I can think of, I name it Equestria. SO ORIGINAL (insert sarcasm here)! In the avenue, you can assign phrases that your residents will say. So whenever something good happens, they yell Celestia! This is a good thing. Right? Right!? Right.
  22. Hey people. After taking a personal evaluation I have seen my behavioral habits change drastically. Why? I have linked the reason to my music listening preferences. Nowadays I listen to a lot of classical symphonies and orchestrated pieces. While listening to this, I find myself evaluating art with a much more critical eye. I used to not even care about art in any form. The music I currently listen to has changed the way I evaluate things around me. Has it changed you at all?
  23. Yesterday on Xbox Live, four others and I were have a good time playing some Black Ops 2.We joined a lobby with a guy named D2eees.four He was trolling sure but the four guys I was playing with thought it would be hilarious to mock his African American background. This was in the form of many hostile jokes and rage inducing slurs. During all of there slandering,I was telling them to back off of D but they continued because they thought it was funny. After a couple of games I felt guilty by association and sent D an apology message for my friends. Did the use of our renowned toleration die at some point I over looked because that was wrong in a lot of ways.
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