lomk

386525

I have only one request. 

386523

*doesn't resuscitate*

386520

Boo. 

386493

Uh, why do you want to know?

It's Undertale!

386490

*Where are the knives?

385879

Roses are red

Violets are blue

In Soviet Russia

Poem writes YOU!!

385,879

 

*Walks into a support group*

 

Um... hi? My name is [REDACTED] and... and I kinda like Equestria Girls.

 

*Ducks behind podium*

*throws rock shaped pillows at you*

385878

Hi Lula!

385777

Start a petition on change.org?

Violets are blue

Violets are blue

A glitch in the matrix

Will do that to you

-85875

@Dawnchaser

Roses are red

A dozen is heavy

There's vomit on his sweater already

Mom's spaghetti

385372

Filly. Where you been?

Oh. I've found it.

Good job, MLPF.

I bet it's all of them.

I FOUND THE ONE!

385852

You can look but you can't touch it. If you touch it, ima spread some drama. You don't want no drama. No no drama. No no no no drama.

385842

385287

So bad.

385824

U wot m8

385822

385432

Gut. Sehr gut. :3

A female finds enjoyment in my company.

I have worked so much at work, I'm out of stuff to do.

Life is good. :3

385429

:3

385420

375317

"Children's book."

385412

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/12116/12116-h/12116-h.htm

CAPS, my favorite story was the one about the little girl who burns to death because she played with matches.

305410

We're all at least a little crazy.

385408

Must have missed it

385406

OuO

*hides*

385402

Inb4 NOT FOUND

Guess who's boss Just left for the dayyyyyy!

385378

We still love you guys. If not for the Germans, there'd be no such thing as Oktoberfest, and I don't know that I can live in a world without that.

385376

One more.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?