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OC DONUT STEEL
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Banned because do you even Playdoh?
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Spike has claws , not hands.Spike has hands, for Pete's sake, how didn't they know about it since Spike has hands.
I don't know, I think they just call them Minotaurs.
But Minotaurs do have hands, so I do wonder what ponies call them if they apparently don't know what the word hands means.
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Banned because esauceb dennaB
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World War Z, it was much better than I expected it to be.
I also saw Man of Steel the week before that, it was great. I especially liked the scenes from his childhood. (dat x-ray vision scene)
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-The first generation of Pokemon was the
worst in terms of Pokemon design. The type effectivnesses were crap too.
-The fifth generation of Pokemon is one of the best in design, and story. (the 4th generation comes in second)
-I think the new Fairy-type is a great idea, and dragon-types needed to be nerfed that way. (Though I would have preferred a "magic" type or something similar)
This^The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask is the best game in the series.
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I've ran out of pick up lines that include most of your username, how about we go back to my house and "make some more".You ninja'd me.
I'm into that.
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Do they know? No. They don't know. And they never will! Muhahahahahaha! Ehem.
But really, I don't want them to know, I don't think I could handle the constant teasing from them.
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This may sound random , and you might think I'm crazy , but will you go out with me Pony?
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Desperate Bump!
Electricity+Rat=Pikachu
Pikachu+Video Game= Pokemon
Pokemon+Pokemon= Evolution, Trade, Pokeball, Battle
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You must be from Pearl Harbor, because you're the bomb.
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I usually go to bed pretty damn late.
Most week nights I go to bed some time between ten'o'clock pm to two'o'clock am.
And most weekends I go to bed between one'o'clock am to six'o'clock am.
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"You should see yourself, do you have any idea what you look like at this moment, Spike?"
"What?"
"A ravenous beast. The same blood runs through both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others"
"I bled all that kind of blood away"
-Vicious and Spike, confronting each other for the first time in a while (Ballad of the Fallen Angels, Cowboy Bebop)
Spike Spiegel: There once was a tiger-striped cat. This cat died a million deaths, revived & lived a million lives, and he was owned by various people who he really didn't care for. The cat wasn't afraid to die. Then one day the cat became a stray cat which meant he was free. He met a white female cat & the two of them spent their days together happily. Well, years passed & the white cat grew weak & died of old age. The tiger-striped cat cried a million times, & then he died too. Except this time, he didn't come back to life.
Jet Black: Yeah. That's a good story.
Spike Spiegel: I hate that story.
Jet Black: Huh?
Spike Spiegel: I never liked cats, you know that. Jet Black: Oh yeah, that's right.
-Spike's final talk with Jet. (The Real Folk Blues, Cowboy Bebop)
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Unbanned for eating babies.
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Bacon Oats
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Hey Crazy, let's get crazy tonight.
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First of all: HOLY RUN ON SENTENCE!
And, uhm, yeah. I have noticed that a few fanfictions can be just as great as a novel, and sometimes even better.
(But there are also some novels that are much worse than fanfiction : P )
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Wish granted, but when you get there it is struck by famines, insect swarms, droughts, floods, tornadoes, etc.
I wish I had tons of candy!
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I still win. It was predicted by the great shamans of yesteryear.
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I wise man once said "Zalgo always winz. Lulz, I TEH prooveededed it wit mi schientifique reesurch"
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I am the wiener.
What was the last Youtube video you watched?
in Media Discussion
I-I what in the hell even happened here?
Honestly, what. What in the **** did I just watch?
Could I have my sanity returned, please and thank you?