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EpicMuffinTime

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  1. I also do BMX and Freestyle on my bike. I was going down hill racing against my friends. They dared me to go my fastest which is about a little over 24 mph. I did and my front tire hit a rock. I flipped foward down the hill and broke my leg and collar bone. My leg was stuck in the bars of the bike and i couldnt really get it out. When I finally got it out I heard a pop and realized I also twisted my ankle. I still race and do parkour but now I'm more careful when I do.

  2. My moon plan:

    #1 find Luna

    #2 ask her how she holds her breath so long

    #3 hold breath for maximum amount possible

    #4 die of lack of oxygen

    #5 body plumits down to earth

    #6 dead carcass lands in equestria

    #7 ponies wander what i am because im human

    #8 idk, use magic to revive me or something?

    #9 buck around ponyville and start doing random shit

    #10 start trolling

    #11 get sent back to the moon

    #12 screw life and just let the endless vacuum known as space suck all the air out of me and let my body implode into a bloody and gory mess drifting and scattering along into oblivion.

  3. Obama as president, wait is that a small thing? lol, in all seriousness:

     

    My brother

    Objects that are unaligned (uneven)

    My sister

    Some communists, Comrade Dimitri Hammer is the only exception (i dont know whether thats small or big)

    Songs on iTunes you cant find but they say they have them

    Public restrooms (the unclean ones)

    flies buzzing around my room

    complicated computer applications

    laggy computers

    idiot drivers

    drunk drivers

    racist people

    religionist people (idk if thats real i just made it up, means you make fun of someone for their religion)

    games taking to long to load

    My computer freezing and/or crashing

    my iPod freezing and/or crashing

    blah blah blah, the list goes on...

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  4. Okay, its been about a month since the last contest and i think this thread is dead. Unless one more person votes so i can continue to the next contest, i dont think im going to continue with this thread. Im giving it about one more week then im going to stop looking at this thread at all. Im might just have someone lock or delete it because it hasnt gotten any views. Remember. This thread has one week and one week only and if i dont get a minimum of one vote by the given deadline this thread will be gone forever. one...week...

  5. MOTHER OF GOD, SO MUCH KISSING (takes out 50 cal. yet again) steady...steady (random pony smashes into me as soon as i pull the trigger) damn, missed...huh, all out of mags. Guess i got to deal with whats coming to me (prepares for the living nightmares) BTW, who ever kisses me again is paying for my extra mags...

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  6. Same time as my B-Day ^3^. My story on how i became one:

     

    One day i was just derping around on da internet, and i found something that looked quite peculiar. I had no idea what it was going to be. It was just a random video on you tube, it didnt even have Mlp included in the name or description. It looked like a cool video so i clicked on it. Guess what it actually was, Mlp. At first i watched a little bit of it, then like, two minutes later im like "screw this" so i shut off my computer, stared at my plain, white wall in my room, and took a long hard thought on what i just watched. A couple days passed and i started to find the words "brony" and "mlp" all over the place. Of course, being a noobular noob, i had no idea what they meant. So i looked up on google and found the meanings for the two. Again, i shut off my computer and i thought about the "retards" that liked the show (take into account that i wasnt a brony at the time) and then i did more research. A couple weeks passed and i felt all weird, like something inside me was trying to burst out, i couldnt exactly explain what it was. I was just hanging out with my friends the next day and i was telling them about the party i was going to have. I told my friends at my church, school, and in my neighborhood. I was going to go paintballing at a really awesome place in the woods. We borrowed some supplies from the store at the admission counter and one of my friends said he wanted to tell me a secret. I said okay, although i wasnt sure what kind of secret it was going to be. The party was the day before my actual birth day but thats how my parents usualy do it. In the middle of battle he pulls me behind a tree just as i was about to snipe a guy. He did it for two reasons, one being i didnt know someone else was aiming at me as well, two being that he wanted to tell me the secret, PERFECT TIMING RIGHT? Just before the ending signal roared he said "Im...a brony." I couldnt really believe what had just happened. My friend being a brony this whole time without saying a word about it. After that he kept bugging me an how "its not that bad" and how "i should really get into it."At first i thought i was just having a bad dream, but i wasnt. I had a dream that night and i kept hearing over and over "let it out." I woke up at 2:30 to go to the restroom and i said "ya know what...screw it"...and i let it out. I couldnt go back to sleep so i just stayed up watching television. I was things on the science and military channels for a while (nothing good was on, although i love the military channel anyways :P) then Mlp came on. It felt like i had no control over my body, i picked up the remote, shifted through the channels, and clicked on Mlp. My life was changed forever after that. I was never the same again, although i felt happy being a brony and watching the show for an unknown reason at the time. Eventually i started looking through you tube and i found a guy called Wooden Toaster, hes a brony musician who makes the most awesome music. I listened to him and then i punched my self for calling bronies retards the weeks prior to the outcome of me joining the herd. I fessed up to my parents (they didnt have a problem with it), and then i started to learn. I started to learn about bronies and the terms, and how they act. Before when my friends were having conversations about Mlp i had no idea what they were talking about. Then after a couple months of experience i finally became an official brony.

     

    Thats my story guys. I hope you find it to be a tad bit interesting. I spent ten minutes working and editing on this post. I love Mlp and i always will. DERPY FO-EVAH

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  7. No need for the insults, if you read the terms and conditions clearly it explicitly states that Whiteshade and Whiteshade LLC claims intellectual property rights to all insults, including "gtfo", "jackass", and "get a life"

     

    Cease and desist immediately.

     

    On topic: I'm biased towards Knife Party (not a dnb fan), but I guess I'll listen to both.

     

    Yeah, Knife Party by a long shot.

     

    Ok, im sorry about the insult thing, but this guy...i have not seen one positive comment from him. Especially on my threads, any way back on topic: Yeah, i agree with you, Pendulum is still awesome, but Knife Party...its just plain EPIC
  8. Ugh, not you again. If you dont like it gtfo, stop being a depressing jackass and get a life >:(

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