ParsoOfEquestria

guys, Honey Puff hasn't been on the forums for a long time now. 

maybe they finally saw how much Hero Factory flopped and are bringing back the good stuffz

By the lord almighty isn't there even a shred of quality bootleg out there?

guess not. but its still funny to look at

Vigilante 8: Second Offense. seriously? no one knows about this? this was an absolute gem

"Fax machines are the future of the world" -Tony Abbott (australian prime minister) 2014

"the petrol tax will not affect poor people because they don't drive" -Joe Hockey (australian treasurer) 2014

I like to play as a chaotic good, meaning I play as the hero, but I like to have some fun while I'm at it, kinda like Deadpool

"Do I need to act as a therapist again?" Draco said abit sarcastically. "I mean I did that with boone," Draco said as he walked with the mare. "and he turned out alright," Draco said as he smacked Shell up side the head. "Now say that again about yourself and you'll be on your back again," Draco said with a chuckle. "Begging me to stop," Draco said jokingly.

Shell chuckled and punched him on the foreleg

"you'll know life is easier when you have nothing to lose. that was all I said"

she then began laughing

"if thats your idea to get me to stop, I'd hate to see what you did to that Boone" 

still laughing at her joke

"Is that all?" Draco smirked at the mare. "You know this is also a suicide mission right?" Draco asked the mare with a grin on his muzzle which was hidden by the mask on his face. "But hey they says friendship is forged in the fires of combat. To see who's got your back or who doesn't," Draco said simply.

"live out each day as if it's your last. thats exactly what I do, honestly, I have nothing to lose, my life means nothing"

Shell looked to the sky

"no family, no friends, I'm just a shadow on the wall. I just hope I can at least do something with my life that actually means something"

Draco chuckled "Aye. You managed to modify it too. It was called Big Boomer. Big damage but horrible aim. You managed to make it better," Draco said with a chuckled. "I applaud you for that Shell," Draco said as he looked to Lil Pip. "Little Pip a word of advice from an experienced wastelander," Draco said as he looked at the mare right in the eyes. "Never lose that spark you have my dear," Draco said with a grin."Lose that spark within you and all hope will be lost for this wasteland. For if you do you'll become the thing you've hunted for so long now,"

"well, I've had to maintain it to shoot better than when you gave it to me"

shell placed it on her back and walked out of Tenpony tower 

"you know its funny. I never travel with stallions I've slept with. we normally go our separate ways...or I kill him"

she began to laugh

"they don't call it Black Widow charm for nothing"

Draco chuckled slightly. "Two suicide missions," Draco said with a grin. "Between a rock and a hardplace," Draco said with a grin on his muzzle which was now hidden by his mask. "Then let us go to this Phillydelphia shall we?" Draco asked as he placed his weapons onto his back.

"slavers are easy compared to the pink cloud. plus in some cases, very stupid"

Shell waited for Draco to get his gear together before leaving the room

"there you are, Shell"

"yeah, I'm not going to canterlot with you. I'm going to help Six clean out Red Eye"

"okay, if you say so, are you sure, the pit isn't exactly friendly"

"I know my way around a slaver"

with that, Shell went to security and got her precious Twister back from the guards

"see Draco, I told you it was me"

"Morning Shell," Draco said as he placed his armor on. "Hmm to see the next day is beautiful in these wastelander eyes. "The sun, The sea, the skies," Draco said as he looked out a window and recited a line from a book he found. "Even if the morrow is barren of promises, Nothing shall forestall my return ,To become the dew that quenches the land, To spare the sands, the seas, the skies ,I offer thee this silent sacrifice,"

Shell stood there, not exactly knowing what he was reciting but shook it off

"so...we're going to take on Red Eye? I remember hearing Littlepip saying something about Canterlot. so your plan sounds a lot more fun, mind if I tag along?"

Shell asked, as much as she wanted to stick by her idol, she didn't really feel like a suicide mission

Draco awoken early as he stood up slowly as his Pip Buck played a song sung by his ancestor. He got into the bathroom and began to shower himself off. "Ain't no grave can hold my body down," Draco sang softly to himself as He rolled his shoulders. He had gotten out and rubbed his temples slightly. He had alot to do. And so little time to do it too.

Shell was about to get something to eat until she realized she left her cap pouch in Draco's room, running back upstairs and being thankful that the door wasn't locked. Draco was out of bed and she could hear the shower running. picking up her pouch and clipping it back onto her barding. hearing the water stop and looking right into the bathroom

"oh...good morning"

"It's fine if you stay here tonight," Draco said as he looked at the mare. He smirked at her slightly. He chuckled slightly as he pulled her lose to him. "Feel better?" Draco asked as he yawned. "Well now tomorrow I just might travel with the group," Draco said as he chuckled slightly.

"sounds good to me"

Shell yawned before putting out her cigarette and drifting off to sleep. the next morning she woke up and sneakily got out of bed, picked up her barding and left the room. looking at the sleeping stallion and smiled before closing the door. going to the closest cantina to get something to eat

Draco chuckled slightly "Draco," Draco said as he smirked at the mare. "Something the matter?" Draco said with a slight frown. "Heh it must be because of my artificial organs aye?" Draco asked as he lit up one of Benny's cigarettes . "Well go on and ask me it's what mares would do," He said as he looked at her. "And it was six rounds,"

"Shell, Shell Shot. nothing, its just unusual is all, sure I met ponies with fake legs but never fake organs"

taking a drag of her cigarette and blowing out the smoke

"I know, I'm just saying that one was the most I've had before today"

moving closer to him and laying closely beside him

"knowing the crew; Steelhooves will be resting alone, littlepip will be up with Homage and Calamity and Velvet would have claimed the room for themselves. mind if I stay in here tonight?"

"I have no brain because I'm brainless, I have no spine I'm spineless, I have no heart I'm heartless," Draco said with a chuckle. "So it basically means I'm stupid, a coward, and a muderer," Draco said with a laugh. "Nope None of those things well a murderer to a certain extent," Draco said with a grin. "So can't handle me no more?" Draco asked with a grin on his muzzle.

Shell thought it was weird that Draco had artificial organs but didn't want to further question them

"well, normally its one round and its done like I said, I never had three before"

lighting a cigarette and laying back

"so, you go by another name other than Six?"

Draco grabbed her hoof with his magic. "Do you feel any heart beat with in my chest Miss Shell?" Draco asked as he grinned at her. He grinned at her as he pined her against a wall. "I am quite the rough one. Ask Mrs. New Pegas," Draco said with a grin on his muzzle. Two hours later Draco smirked slightly at the poor and panting mare. "Care to go with round four?" Draco asked as he grinned at her. "Oh and don't worry about me impregnating you Shell I'm sterile,"Draco said simply with a sigh. "Of course I think your up for round 4 aren't you?"

"wow, never had a stallion play 3 rounds before. a first time for everything"

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"how many times is that now? six? no more, I can't handle another"

shell placed a hoof on his chest

"your heart...it doesn't beat...it TICKS!"

she was a little surprised, it wasn't a normal thing for a heart to tick instead of beat

"Oh yes I'm a sucker for a pretty mare," Draco said with a grin. He also could help but look over the charcoal colored mare. "Hmm Two pretty mares at that," Draco said with a grin on his face. "Now then I have a name and a location," Draco said as he smirked. He walked to his room not noticing the mare following him. He had taken off his armor revealing a ton of scars. A magical energy weapon had blasted his cutie mark off. Or rather left a scar. He also laid out his weapons for some repairs.

Velvet Remedy rolled her eyes, knowing what was going through Shell's mind right now. Shell followed him inconspicuously to his room, when she entered, she closed the door, loud enough for him to hear

"pretty mare, huh?"

brushing her tail across his neck before moving around him, sliding her hooves down his scars

"I like a buck with battle scars"

she said seductively

"Benny that mule sucking no good deathclaw humper," Draco said with a cold tone a voice. "Yeah I got him with his own pistol Maria," Draco said with a cold laugh. "Of course after I shot it out of his hoof, Then shot his knees ou making him kneel just like how he did to me," Draco said as he chuckled. "And I told him what he told me 'From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.

Truth is...the game was rigged from the start. ' "Draco laughed harshly at that.

"so I've heard, well, Swank was a way better manager anyway, I got into the tops once and Swank gave me a few caps for just looking pretty"

Shell chuckled to herself remembering her black widow charm can seduce her way into almost anything

"wouldn't have gotten onto the strip if Courier Six hadn't given me a pass"

Draco thought about it "Aye," Draco said simply as he chuckled "Tore through the town like a dust devil With an army of securitrons behind me. I was looking for the sherriff of the town because he owed Mrs. House alot of caps," Draco said with a chuckle. "I do remember alitle mare though with a red coat such as yours. And giving her the Twister shotgun I got," Draco said as he chuckled. "And have you now heard about me? What have you heard?"

Shells eyes widened, Twister, the very shotgun in the security locker during her visit to Tennpony tower. given to her by the stallion in front of her?

"what haven't I heard, Mrs New Pegas never shut up about your dealings. woke from the dead, the megaspells from the divide, Benny, Hoofer Dam, New Pegas, Sierra Madre, Zion. plus the uhh..help at Ravensgrasp"

Draco chuckled slightly "Aye that I am," Draco said as he looked to Steelhooves. "No they didn't they never even heard of the Applejack's Rangers," Draco said simply. "One of their own now wanders the Marejave because of the zealotry of the Steel Rangers," Draco said as he looked at Steelhooves. "Star Paladin Steelhooves eh?" Draco chuckled slightly. "Yes I am Courier Six of the Marejave wasteland," Draco said simply.

Steelhooves growled and put him down before storming off

"yeah, I know a lot about you, too. the Divide, Zion, Sierra Madre. I've heard the lot. I was from Ravensgrasp...was. Courier Six helped me out of there, never saw his face...that was you?"

Shell asked, wanting to know

"Of course Djpon3 I'll let myself out sir. Sorry for the interuption," Draco said simply with a slight chuckled as he walked out slowly. He turned on the news to heard what she had to say about what happened and what tale she would spin. He smirked slightly as he got nto the elevator. He hummed a song.

when the elevator opened, Draco was instantly grabbed and pushed against a wall by Steelhooves

"nightmare to the Steel Rangers?! some of those could have been good ponies wanting to leave for Applejacks rangers!"

raising his hoof about to punch, but was magically stopped

"slow down there, big guy. so, you're the infamous Courier Six of the Marejave?"

"That you and a certain stable pony are in a relationship," Draco said with a grin on his muzzle. "Of course I'll keep your secret Miss Djpon3," Draco said with a grin. "Now then I better get moving," Draco said as he stood up. "I'v got slaver scum to cut down," Draco said as he rolled his shoulders. He also pulled out a single match hand-load round. He etched a name onto the bullet. "Hmm that seems good enough," Draco looked at the bullet. It had the name Redeye on it.

"thats no mystery. everypony in the wastes who listens to my broadcast knows about me and Littlepip"

rolling her eyes

"now if you'll excuse me, I have a broadcast to do"

she waved him out of her studio before starting her DJ Pon3 broadcast to the ponies of the wastes

Draco chuckled as he leaned back. "Now I need to know the why of things here," Draco said as he looked at Homage. "After all I need to know who is in charge of this Wasteland or the factions I need to know about," Draco said simply as he pulled out Fire Whiskey. "Oh yes I also heard a rumor about you Miss Homage,"

"the wasteland is dead, settlements are run by themselves. Applejack's Rangers patrol the wastes, outcast from the Steel Rangers. Red eye's slave pit by fillydelphia, don't even think of going near canterlot unless you want that barding stuck to you for life. thats all you need to know"

Homage stood there still annoyed at him

"and what rumor is that?"

"Aye I've heard about the slaver problems you've been having," Draco said with a chuckled as he put up his Pip Buck and a Hologram of Mrs. House. Mrs House said "I will be having my lieutenant here in the Equestria wasteland until it is free of scum and liers," she said as it was a recording. "Straight from the bosses mouth Mr. DjPon3," Draco said simply as he smirked at her. "Let's just say I'm different from other ponies Mr. Djpon3," Draco said as he pointed to his head.

Homage rolled her eyes

"well, y'all heard it here, children. looks like we have another freedom fighter in our wasteland. maybe fight alongside our very own heroine from Stable 2. thanks for listening children, this is DJ Pon3 OWWWW~ bringing you the truth, no matter how bad it hurts"

she cut the broadcast

"there, are you happy now?"

"I'm Courier Six. Some call me Hero others Call me Monster. I destroyed the Monster of the east with my own guns," Draco said as he chuckled slightly. "My boss is Mrs. House. I'm acting leader of New Pegas," Draco said as he chuckled slightly. "I've made friends with savages," Draco said as he began to tell his story while he looked at Homage. He also secretly put on the broadcasting when he began to speak his story. "And to Caesar's Legion I'm the Dealer. To the Steel Rangers I am their worst nightmare come to life. To innocents you could say I'm a hero," After he finished his story he turned on the broadcast. "That is my story Miss Homage,"

Homage changed her voice back to 'DJ Pon3' unknowing of his secretly boradcasting

"equestrian wasteland it's me DJ Pon3 talkin' atcha. I'm with a pony today who calls himself Courier six, acting leader of New Pegas and he wants a few words with y'all. Six?"