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Cranium Tyranus

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  1. Wha? If I just wrote something from the games, then what would the point be? For your Emmy consideration: "... And there he is, right on schedule." The Doctor would utter smugly from his command chair within his latest weapon, the Siege Titan. The Doctor's glasses would flicker and gleam as he looked on at his monitor, swirling a glass of champagne in one hand, while resting his smirking head in the other, the monitor displaying the blue hedgehog that he was all too familiar with, smashing through his fleet of badnicks as if they weren't even there. All the while the Doctor simply grinned, as if he had already won. "Yes, that's right hedgehog. Run. Save your little friends while you can. Keep that smug little smile on your face for as long as you are able, soon you will fall. And when you do, the rest of your pathetic resistance will be sure to follow." With that, the Doctor lifted his head and gave a maniacal chuckle that would erupt into an uproarious laughter as he flipped a switch on his command panel, revealing a red button, the label below it read 'napalm missile rain.'
  2. Hmmm? Just saw that the OOC was created, looks like someone wishes to usurp me of my EggMoblie throne. If it's too late to join as Ivo, then I understand. But I throw my name into the running all the same.
  3. "Hmmm?" Tick was snapped out of the fascination over the fact that he had pockets when the pony that he halted the bolts of, began shouting at him."Uhh... Ooookay." The Tick, reacting to the rise in drama around the situation leapt from where he was to the ground near the injured pony and the plague masked pony, his landing's kinetic energy caused both of the ponies to be launched in the air, he then caught the injured pony and proceeded to disarm her of her weapon, easy enough considering her condition. "Easy girl, you'll poke someone's eye out." Tick said with a wink, he then lowered her down and proceeded to grind her bow to dust in his hands, "Sorry I had to do that, I might not have any business being here in this, place of ponies and red moons," Tick itched his head "But I'm here now, so now it is my business! It kinda brought me here against my will ya know?" Tick said nonchalantly as he faced toward the plauge masked pony, "Hey... Guy? Mind makin' sure she doesn't strain herself, she's kinda in bad shape, but I'm sure you know that, your a doctor! Spiffy!" Tick said before facing toward the evil clone of Light. "Ha! I barely know the meaning of the word surrender, villian!" The Tick said as he leapt from his position toward the evil clone of Light. "SPOOOOON!" Tick said before landing a few feet away from the the Evil clone. Just then "Whoa NELLY!" The Tick exclaimed as he looked on at the transformation, "Wow, any other wacky things you screwballs can conjure up?" The Tick said casually to the evil clone of Light.
  4. "Whoa hold on there missy!" Tick stepped in front of the bolt, it hit his thigh before bending and breaking under the force of the shot and the pointy tip was deflected off of Ticks blue suit, not even piercing it, "You let me worry about senior evil copycat... Er, horse... Thing over there, after all, I am a professional super hero, see?" The Tick reached into his pocket and pulled out his hero license to show, but was then immediatly startled by something so much that he exclaimed, "OH MY GOD!" Tick had an amazed look on his face, and could barley contain his excitement.
  5. "Trollface You are the classic, annoying yet funny troll. People either love you or hate you, there really isn't much in between. When you're not pissing people off, you enjoy a good cup of coffee and reading Trolls Monthly magazine to brush up on your trolling tactics." Yeah, that's about right.
  6. So A Link Between Worlds comes out in two days, and the new season of MLP is one day after that? If life were any sweeter right now, I'd have diabetes.

  7. The Tick listened as best he could to the Alicorn as he explained that his name was light, and that he was the leader of a gathering of heroes, he also listened very intently to his discription of his dark doppelgänger and his face lit up when he brought up noble cause and then asked who he was, so much so he forgot about the cloaked pony entirely and stood as tall and as heroic as he could before announcing who he was. "Who am I?" The Tick began, smiling as wide as he could, "I'm the big blue nightlight of Justice that keeps the forces of evil, darkness, and not-too-pleasent things at bay, so that the child that is The City might know a good nights rest, I am the warning sign that evil must read and think twice about driving down the road of villainy and badness, I am the one, and only, Tick!" Tick stood stoically, having introduced himself he then set his sights on the evil Light, "Alright buster, the game is up!" Tick exclaimed with an acusatiory point of his index finger, "I know your game, evil-doer! So I offer you this one and only chance to give up and knock off all that evil!" Tick said as he took a heroic fighting stance, yet still had a big goofy grin on his face, "Or, keep to your bad ways and face the unconquerable might of, The Tick!" Tick finished his monologue and waited for the clone's response.
  8. "Assassin?" Tick's feelers perked up, "ya mean like ninjas?" Tick turned toward the cloaked Pegasus (Unishar) his face lit up in a smile. "I think I can handle this Pinkamena without having to kill her, I've taken on plenty of ninjas in my day, so many that I think they don't exist anymore, where I come from anyway." The ticks' brow formed a puzzled look, "Never did see why people got so scared of 'em, they're kinda weenies." Tick looked to the feuding ponies again, the twin alicorns, the tick leaned in toward Unishar and said, "By the way, I'm The Tick..." He held his hand out to shake Unishar's hoof, but kept his stare on the two Alicorns, "What's the deal with these two? They wake up on the wrong side of the stable or what?" Tick ended, his hand still out stretched.
  9. "Hmm..." Tick saw that his thoughtful words of togetherness was lost on the two feuding ponies, seeing as they had teleported out of his friend hug just to attack each other once more. He heard dark forces and a smile crept over his masked face cause he knew that there was evil somewhere in dire need of a Justice sandwich, with all the trimmings. However he glanced to where he heard crying and saw a pony that had been felled by something he hadn't seen. He walked over and looked down at the dead pony... He stood there, he knew that the situation was sad, but like a child, he had no real grasp of the concept of death, but the sight still bummed him out. "... So, what happened?" Tick said somberly to the crying rainbow colored pony.
  10. Well if that were the case then I couldn't be The Tick either, granted I'm referencing the cartoon version of The Tick, he also started as a comic.
  11. Yeah but I think he means Spider-man from his most recent t.v. Show, Ultimate Spider-man which has no connection with the comics other then the characters. Also if he ment Ultimate Spider-man from the comic run, he'd be dead. No fun playing as a corpse I'd wager.
  12. Then the best way to get people to see is to keep posting here so that more people can see the title. *collapses from holding breath*
  13. The Tick shot his gaze to the cloaked figure again, and asked, "Did... Did you just talk to me?" He then turned to see another pony yell in his direction telling him to get down "Whoa, you ponies can talk? Neat! Eh?" He then noticed that the pony was fighting one that looked identical to him. "Hmmm... Didn't figure ponies had too much to fight about." Tick muttered to himself as he walked closer to the bladed fray. Completely fearless, "Hey guys c'mon, enough horsing around." Tick stood before the two squabbling ponies and picked them up by their manes, "That's enough of the business from both of you." The Tick said to both holding them out in front of him. "C'mon, you guys are ponies ya don't need all this fighting, now come on," Tick then brought the two ponies in close in a vice grip-like embrace, that although he wasn't squeezing, there was no escape from. "Let's hug all those aggressions out, then make up and be friends! Won't that just be keen?" The Tick said in a typical superhero talking down to disobedient children sort of way. "Oh yeah, what's wrong with the moon, it's all red and... Doesn't have a bite taken out of it." The Tick asked the pony bundled in his right arm.
  14. Shway, how many have to join before the RP can get started? Cause I don't think this one's been getting much attiention.
  15. Tick managed to get up and dust himself off. Shaking rubble out of his ears he turned toward whom appeared to be a cloaked pony in a mask, treating the wounds of another pony that appeared injured. "Whoa, talk about a close shave..." The Tick looked back to the masked pony, "That's some get for a horse..." The Tick put his hands to his hips and took a look around, noticing the rest of the ponies as well as the blood red moon. "Huh... This is like something out of a Dracula movie!" The Tick exclaimed to no one in particular, "except with, ya know... More ponies." The Tick shrugged and gave a goofy grin. The Tick then held his hands in a cone form over his mouth. "Heeeey people! Ya left your ponies unattended! Also your moon's all red n' evil lookin'! What's up with that!" The Tick shouted, the drama around the current situation making him stronger and able to yell louder as a result.
  16. Today, I found a noodle in my lasagna. What an imPASTA! Buh dum tiss.
  17. Fully appreciated, if you don't mind my asking, are you guys fighting in the Rainbow factory? And if so, how are the Earth ponies up there? I read the last four pages trying to get caught up, but didn't exactly know where you guys were fighting until after I started my post and fireblaze mentioned Rainbow factory.
  18. The Tick had just cornered one of his more mentally unstable rouge in his villains gallery, The Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight, they were at Bob's alleyway, a favorite hangout spot for supers and villains alike, and one of the only places the two can socialize without pounding the tar out of one another, Tick slowly began to move in on The Bomber, saying things he hoped would help calm him down, "Easy friend, no need to set off that bomb, how about we just walk back outside, get a smoothie and then take you to the nuthouse, what do ya say?" The Midnight Bomber was completely in his own world muttering nonsense and other incoherent gibberish, "And so he says to me, you want to be a bad guy? and I say Yeah Baby! I want to be bad! I says Churchill space ponies I'm making gravy without the lumps! Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!!!!" The Tick seized the moment and managed to grab the bomb away from the Bomber, he also grabed the Bomber with his free arm, "Ha, once again evil, no matter how squirmy or straight up nuts it might be, is thwarted, and the bowling ally is once again free to let in the merriment, free to let the balls of truth roll down the lanes of freedom, and punish those no good pins of..." Tick's wrapping up monologue was cut short by a flying man in a white moth suit, sweeping in from an open window. "Tick! That bomb is on a timer! It's gonna go off in 15 seconds!" The moth man screamed in a high pitched voice, clearly distraught. The Tick glanced at the bomb then the Bomber, whom didn't have much to offer on the matter other then,"Oh, that's just uh, Boom Baby Boom! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight!" The tick then looked directly ahead of him, as if there were a camera there with a director on the other side who would help him through the secne, unfortunately there was no such director and the bomb had counted down to five seconds remaining, "Aww man, this is the pits!" The Tick exclaimed before chucking the Bomber to his moth-themed cohort, "Heads up buddy!" Is all Tick said, moments before The bomber collided with him and forced him and the moth man out the window. The Tick then held the bomb down and muttered to himself, "Ya know, it's not the impending explosion, but the waiting around that really get me." In a fiery inferno and tremendous bang the bowling alley went up, on lookers could only moan with slight dissatisfaction that their hang out spot had been leveled, however a few individuals were looking on in concern for their hero and friend, The Tick. Speaking of whom, the Tick had been sent flying from the force of the explosion, completely unscathed by the force or fire of the blast, he was sailing through the air with nothing but his thoughts to give him company. "Huh, that's strange, I don't remember seeing that in the sky before..." He said staring at a giant hole in reality that he was sailing away from, "Good thing I'm flying away from it and not tow- GRAH!" The Tick's thought was cut short by another flying man, this one clad in a suit that made him resemble a bullet, as he flew directly into The Tick causing him to fly back toward the hole, and be engulfed by it. On the other side of the portal Tick flew through many walls of clouds and eventually landing in the middle of what appeared to be a fight going on, "Eh... Oomph, what exactly is going on here... Groooph..." Tick was a little dizzy from the explosion as well as the full blunt force of the human bullet and couldn't quite make out what was going on.
  19. Hello, I noticed that the RP is still accepting, so would it be okay if I joined as The Tick? http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_small/0/884/199617-tick1994.jpg
  20. Oh yeah, it was my birthday a few days ago... Oh well! ^.^

    1. Fubz

      Fubz

      Huhuhu. Merry revolution around the sun then :V

  21. Picture: http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_small/0/884/199617-tick1994.jpg Character: The Tick Cartoon of origin: The Tick I certainly hope you approve, it's been awhile since I gave any thought to the big blue lug, luckily I happened across your topic. ^.^
  22. TWILIGHT AND APPLEJACK ------------------------------------------- Once hurricane Pinkie Pie had been unleashed, there was little Applejack could do, she attempted to subdue Pinkie during her outburst, but she was never quite quick enough and all too often landed on her face. "Consarned it Pankie! What's up and gotten intah you!?" Applejack stated aloud, though was completely ignored by Pinkie as she began tearing across Ponyville, Princess' Sally and Cadence hot on her trail, along with Rainbow Dash. "Ugh, sometimes I just don't quite understand that pony.... How's about ya'll Cuite-" Applejack turned to the direction the CMC had been prior, only to find that they had left, Tails had just run out of the building, hot after something, she decided it had to be them. They, seemed to have quickly given Tails the slip, though they could've only gone to one place. "The Everfree Forest... Awww horsefeathers, I shoulda kept ah closer eye on the younguns, now they're probably gettin' into a whole heap o' mess." Applejack said to herself as she began galloping in the direction of the Everfree. Twilight was leading Shining Armor and Rarity through the Everfree Forest, toward Zecora's hut. "Thank you, you two. It means a lot knowing I can count on you for something as dangerous as this..." As Twilight finished her thought aloud, a thunderous boom could be heard from deep within the forest, indicating that Sonic had indeed found Shadow, and things hadn't turned out too well. "C'mon guys, let's get going before we get caught up in the middle too." Twilight picked up the pace as she began calling out for her friend, "Fluttershy? Where are you?" _______________________________________ KNUCKLES ------------------- Knuckles had been sailing for as long as the wind would let him, but he eventually had to land, and from there he continued his journey on foot, he eventually came upon a sort of flat area, with many mounds piled high on the ground, upon looking around, Knuckles discovered that these mounds seemed to be everywhere in the general area, with some mountain having been dug into as well, but that didn't matter to him, all that he knew was that the energy signature of one of the shards of the master emerald was emanating from here. "Humph, don't know what all these mounds are for, but whoever dug 'em up didn't find the shard, it's still underground..." Knuckles said to himself. After he finished his thought, Knuckles began digging through the ground effortlessly, but soon came upon a tunnel, that seemed to interconnect into even more tunnels. "Well, this is new... Sort of." Knuckles thought. It wasn't long however before he was descended upon by dog-like humanoid creatures that inhabited the tunnel network. "Who are you, red one?" Questioned a particularly ugly creature from the group. Knuckles shot him a crooked glare before responding, "I'm Knuckles, and something of mine is in these tunnels, I'm here to retrieve it and leave. That's all." The dog was not too fond of Knuckles' tone, or his statement in general. "Well 'Knuckle-head', these tunnels are Diamond dogs tunnels, what's in here belongs to us!" The dog snapped, growling a bit. Knuckles shrugged and smashed his huge, hulking fists together. "Everyone must think they're sooooo clever when they call me that." Knuckles cracked his namesake as he began to limber up. "And I wasn't asking if it was okay to get what's mine back or not, I'm TAKING it back." Knuckles cocked his right fist back, getting ready to rumble with the dogs, though he would have to show some restraint, too much activity would bring the entire tunnel system down, which could endanger many lives, both above ground and below.
  23. Habenaro hot wings were a bad idea then, and they continue to be a bad idea...

    1. That One Techpriest You Used To Know

      That One Techpriest You Used To Know

      Indeed. I actually had some recently. My taste buds will never forgive me.

  24. Cranium walked onto the cold, empty set for the RP, backgrounds moldy from neglect and aging. He sighed sadly as he began taking props and lights down from they're perchs, "I guess this was how it was meant to go out..." Cranium began to draw the curtain closed, "Still, I didn't think there'd be so many..." The curtain shut finally, and the lights in the auditorium blacked out.
  25. Sometimes, when I blow my nose, I strat to cry.

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