Dimitri Hammer

I'm going to say that most of you know my first language...pretty obvious. So English is actually the only second language that I nearly perfected. Well I still have a strong accent but at least I am decent at writing.

I wonder what emeralds taste like? I hope no messages get sent to Twilight though. I'd rather not have to cough up a letter. I'd of course have to set Spike up with Rarity. How could I not? But before that.....He'd need a beard.

Embarrassed? Never! I gladly strut to the checkout when I buy anything pony related. No one wants to mess with this Russian! My lectures will bore them to death. I could talk about MLP and Communism for hours on end. I am rather good at public speaking, so take that haters! I also have muscles but I don't like to brag....I feel like a terrible person when I brag about things.

Several moments that touched me....

1. Mare in the Moon part 2- I thought it was really cute how Everypony displayed their element of harmony during the journey to the elements of harmony. You know, like when Applejack told Twilight to trust her when she was about to fall off the cliff.

2. DragonShy- the whole episode I thought Fluttershy was so cute and adorable!

3. Sonic Rainboom- I agree with Tails on this one!

4. The Cutie Mark Chronicles- learning the stories behind all the mane six's cutie marks was really cute too.

5. The Best Night Ever- I thought this episode was really cool. Everything went pretty terrible for Everypony but in the end it was all resolved as a good thing.

6. The Return of Harmony parts 1 and 2- How could I not include these episodes?! I always love it when things turn out for the best in the end of every situation.

7. May the Best Pet Win- The song between Rainbow and Fluttershy was adorable....Tank the Tortise was also funny.

8. Secret of my Excess- The end with Spike about to tell Rarity his feelings for her then Rarity shushing him with tears welling in her eyes was utterly cute.

9. Hurricane Fluttershy- Probably my favorite episode of them all, because I FREAKING LOVE FLUTTERSHY. The whole episode was just CUTE!

10. A Canterlot Wedding Parts 1 and 2- Yet again another finale was really awesome. I loved the BBBFF song.

I can't get addicted to things! Wait..socially drinking doesn't count right. Russian social drinking of course is a lot different than American social drinking.

Until you said that I shouldn't pick my favorite pony for them all I had.

1. Fluttershy

2. Fluttershy

3. Fluttershy

4. Fluttershy

5. Fluttershy

I'm guessing that I should try different ponies. Well darn... (I'll pretend that my OC is answering these questions. It'll make it easier.)

1. I guess Rarity, her elegance and grace would make the party more enjoyable. Unless she attracted the attention of every colt in the room. Then we'd have a big problem...

2. I think Applejack because she seems to know how to handle smaller ponies. I guess having a huge family would really help here.

3. Rainbow Dash of course, a epic work out regimen would cheer him right up! STRETCH THOSE FOREARMS BABY!

4. Fluttershy, I can handle the battle plan myself (You know, because I'm a Sovestrian Stallion with a beard and magic) but the emotional stress would be a lot to handle. I need somepony who'd be able to keep me calm and relaxed in my time of need.

5. Fluttershy again! Who else could make me overcome sadness. Only the most beautiful face in all of Equestria could help me with that.

Oh man, that was really awesome. I loved reading Republic when I was in college. I can't believe I'm realizing this now but what you said in 28 pages makes sense. It makes it seem strangly controlling though, but that's not what it's about. You deserve a ribbon of excellence. I applaud you comrade.

Good thing Dimitri comes from Sovestria! Well it's a horrible dictatorship now but whatever. It was good while it lasted.

If I owned a large corporation building this would be in all the elevators. Plus every employee gets a free t-shirt and a hug from me.

I've written these down in my notebook of great ideas said by SimplyRarity. It just keeps getting better and better each time.

Теперь, чтобы попробуйте эти на Fluttershy

Oh my, I need seven of those now. I already have shirts and plushies galore plus a tattoo soon. This'll nearly complete me.

Dear Lenin that's adorable! I love it, It's so cute. I love Fluttershy so much. I DON'T HAVE WORDS FOR THIS!

Его так мило! Я люблю Флаттершай!

Welcome to the forums comrade! I hope you find everything you wanted here! We're all very friendly so don't be afraid to ask any questions. Enjoy your time here!

And by the way, your OC sounds really cool. I love backstories!

Ha, this Slenderman is no match for me! I come from a family of former KGB agents! Let this Slenderman come! Let him try to defeat my physique and intellect! Besides, he is missing the one thing that makes a man a man...A beard!

My accent is too strong for anypony on the show! The only voice I'd be able to do would be my OC.

The Yay was my favorite part along with umm.

Wow it all actually makes sense. Good thing Sovestria isn't included though. What a mess that country is, crazy dictators...ha

 

Also, if they turn out to be really good, you may get the chance of getting them Published.

 

That'll be something! Being a author with a published book. I'll be living the dream of my father!

 

 

Criticism is actually one of the main thing about anything when either it is writing, or art. I've had a lot of criticism, some good some bad. You shouldn't be afraid of it. If the critic actually knows what he/she is talking about it can actually really help you improve your work, and your future work,

 

Thank you for the advice Comrade. I'll dust off the books and think about letting my friends read them.

I might as well do a better version of what I did earlier.

Who's your favorite pony?

Fluttershy, Fluttershy, Fluttershy

When did you start having that pony as your favorite?

Since I've first heard her voice in the first episode ever.

What episode, scene, or fanon made her your official favorite?

I knew I liked her after the first episode and after watching more and more I started to find her the best character.

Why did you like her because of that?

She is so timid and shy! It's so cute!!! She loves animals just like me. I also like her pink hair and her personality. She's such a angel. Much more cute than the others and when she has her own episodes it's the best thing ever.

 

 

wow, did you write the novels?

 

Yes I did but I've got them all in my basement because I'm a little paranoid and worried that people will criticize my work a lot.

Mcintosh is how smart people spell it, Machintosh is how (idiots) spell it... Properly I think it should be Mcintosh, like the apple, not Macintosh, like the computers. Although he is also called Big Mac, so some people like to argue its Macintosh. But really any way is fine, along as saying that doesn't cause a fight between proper and improper spelling.

 

Smart people spell it like Mcintosh huh.....Now I feel stupid....Thank you One.

Darn my improper English! I should've stayed in Russia.

Doesn't like to use the mail. No wonder I've never seen Derpy's house. All those bills piling up I bet! Can't even pay the rent. For shame!

Should I groom my beard more to get Fluttershy's attention? Or should I shave my head and wear a new leather jacket? I'll bet that you know more than anypony!

I'm the opposite of a procrastinator! I've just never let anyone see the things I make. I have three 700-1200 page novels hidden in my basement that no one is ever allowed to see until I die.

Dimitri can sing Russian Opera very good......but I guess that doesn't count.

I enjoy them both! I usually hate picking one thing I like over another. (Unless it involves Fluttershy.)

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Grip on the market? What market? Maybe the mp3 player market, but thats it.

There are more, android phones than iPhones and there are more windows computers than mac computers.

I think you just hate Apple for being Apple not for having a "grip" on the market.

 

I have both Windows and Mac and I so much prefer my Mac over Windows. Mac just makes nicer things than any other computer company.

 

I have many pet peeves, but one of them is people who hate Apple for no good reason. It's not like they murdered your father or anything. I hope... lol

 

A Apple employee killed my mother in cold blood!

Ha, seriously I agree with you on Apple's grip on the market. Maybe they have the iPod and what not but it's not like they have complete control over the economy.