Dimitri Hammer

"I get no humor from killing. Only a short release from this tomb I have put myself in. The more I kill, the more I become infatuated with a bloodlust for these monsters who think they can abduct such sweet mares. How dare they..." Dimitri angrily spoke as he rubbed his throbbing forehead. A headache was beginning to come on from the insurmountable stress. "I hope we make progress soon....the more we dawdle around the more angry I get." He began to take deep breaths to calm himself. He did nkt need another outbreak like the several ones he had already.

 

"I hope Acheron is willing to help me if I need it......because I am really not doing well...." He thought to himself sullenly.

Dimitri smiled slightly at Asator's enthusiasm and kindness to his plight. "Listen, when I find my wife the things that did this to her will suffer. I promise you that. I promise myself that..." He snarled and looked away for a minute. "This is killing me inside. I am dying every second she is gone, and I will not let this go unanswered. When she is safe, when she is back in my arms I will never let her go again...."

As Asator uttered his comment Dimitri lost his train of thought, and lost sense of everything around him. Everything felt slow and all noises fell silent for what seemed like forever. He did not even feel the carriage as it rocked heavily from its flight. "S-She not home right now...." He stuttered after snapping out of his mental lock. "My wife is Fluttershy. She being held captive right as we speak...." He gritted his teeth together as he tried to hold back the depression and wroth he felt boling in him.

"I would love to talk about her right now...." Dimitri sighed as he looked to the sky as if trying to think of where she could be. "She saved my life in many ways. Physically, mentally, emotionally. First time we met she saved me from dying of heat exhaustion, and then saved me from myself. I always held depression in myself. I have lot of guilt and loathing from my past, and if she did not come along I most definitely would have killed myself...." With a sullen look he recalls his mental traumas, but they soon fade away as he smiles again with the thought of his wife. "She saved me when no other pony would even look at me, she did not fear me when every other pony feared me, she loves me like no pony has ever loved me, and I love her with a passion stronger than that of the brightest sun. I would kill myself if it meant she would be safe..."

"No, no my friend. My home is beyond help. I am but one pony, and I have a family now. I not can go off and fight and leave my wife behind....I have a new life here and that is all I need." Dimitri responded to Asator as he looked on at the the others in this group. He was taken back by the appearance of one who was reminiscent of a snake. Never had he seen such a strange creature, but he spoke politely and seemed alright. Dimitri was sure to keep an eye on him though out of curiosity. He then looked to Acheron and gave a brief smile. He was glad his familiar friend was sticking with them. One of the only ponies who seemed to fully comprehend his insanity, and be outright kind to him.

 

When Dimitri heard Asator speak again he turned to him. "My beloved?" He wiped a tear that was rolling down his cheek and chuckled. "I could go on for hours about her my friend....." he said softly.

Dimitri handed Draco the whole bottle and smiled. "All yours. I not need anymore of that stuff. I need to have my wits about me..." He put his backpack back on and then turned to look at Asator. "I left my home because I was tortured, and persecuted as fugitive. Land was taken over by dictator, unicorns are hunted down. Bad things are still happening there...." He sighed as he had to bring up his past again. He was sick of mentioning it by now. "When I was young it was a beautiful place though, and yes is very freezing cold. Always snowing, always ice everywhere. You never see the grass......but I like it here in Equestria better to be honest."

 

With a wishful smile he laughed. "I not like the government, or the weather at all. I love it here because this is where I met my wife."

"No, I has nothing of any use. You going to have to tough it out my friend." Dimitri sighed as he scrounged through his backpack. Nothing really medically relevant in there anymore. "You want a drink of something?" Dimitri feigned a laugh as he pulled a bottle of vodka from the bag and shook his head slightly. "I should have brought more things instead of this...this.." Dimitri placed the bottle on the ground, put a hoof on his forehead, and sighed again.

Dimitri chuckled and shook Asator's hoof heartily. "Viking ponies? I not even know such a thing existed!" Dimitri was definitely intrigued by the stallion now. As he let go of Asator's hoof he also began to stroke his beard, hearing Asator's comment he smiled and laughed again. "Товарищ, I come from distant land called Sovestria. Far Northeast, and across the ocean." He smiled happily, but he looked up at the sky and noticed the the time. He started to get slightly anxious again.

Dimitri looked at Asator's hammer with delight. A fascinating weapon, one that represents strength and power! "I called Dimitri Hammer." Dimitri responded as he put his hoof out towards Asator. "Where you from my friend? I not met another stallion in Equestria, beside me, with such good beard before." He tried to be friendly to the stranger, but was still wary of him. To be honest though, conversation with another pony really helped slightly to put his mind at ease.

With a quick glance up Dimitri spotted a stallion coming towards him. He sported a beard and a long mane, and was rather imposing for a non-Sovestrian pony. "Hello....? Who you?" he responded to the stranger with some worry in his tone. He was impressed with the stranger. He spoke Equestrian well, bore scars on his body, and was a fine beard-wearer. Though not possessing a physique like Dimitri, he was quite interesting.

Sat on the outskirts of the village Dimitri, sweating heavily from the warm climate, took a look at his body in disgust. "All this pain for nothing. I'm no closer to her..." he whispers to himself in his native tongue. Looking at the horizon he shakes his head calmly. "No use getting upset now. Can't go through that again. I need to cooperate now." Though still in a state of mental fracture Dimitri tries his best to keep himself calm and focused. It has been weeks and they still haven't accomplished their task. Still separated from his wife, it's amazing he has lasted as long as he has. Even though he did lose himself several times...

 

 

Dr. James Wilson and Dr. Gregory House as ponies! I love the TV show House MD. Is definitely one of my top favorite show

Hopefully Dimitri will be mentally conscious this time around. He has a lot of flaws

So Many Cuddles

Wanna pack your bags, Something small
Take what you need and we disappear
Without a trace we'll be gone, gone
The moon and the stars can follow the car
and then when we get to the ocean
We gonna take a boat to the end of the world
All the way to the end of the world

Oh, and when the kids are old enough
We're gonna teach them to fly

You and me together, we could do anything, Baby
You and me together yes, yes [x2]

You and I, we're not tied to the ground
Not falling but rising like rolling around
Eyes closed above the rooftops
Eyes closed, we're gonna spin through the stars
Our arms wide as the sky
We gonna ride the blue all the way to the end of the world
To the end of the world

Oh, and when the kids are old enough
We're gonna teach them to fly

You and me together, we could do anything, Baby
You and me together yes, yes

We can always look back at what we did
All these memories of you and me baby
But right now it's you and me forever girl
And you know we could do better than anything that we did
You know that you and me, we could do anything

You and me together, we could do anything, Baby
You and me together yeah, yeah
Two of us together, we could do anything, baby
You and me together yeah, yeah
Two of us together yeah, yeah
Two of us together, we could do anything, baby


You and Me - Dave Matthews Band

EQUESTRIAN BOLSHEVIK PARTY

 

 

What do the police and officials want?

The absolute diarchy.

 

What do the most liberal of the bourgeois want?

The constitutional diarchy.

 

What do the class-conscious workers want?

The democratic republic.

 

 

 

OF WHAT DO THESE SYSTEMS OF GOVERNMENT CONSIST?

 

ABSOLUTE DIARCHY

The Princesses—absolute monarchs.

A Council of State (officials appointed by the Princesses).

A State Duma, or consultative body of popular representatives (indirect, unequal, and non-universal elections).

 

CONSTITUTIONAL DIARCHY

The Princesses—constitutional monarchs.

An Upper House of popular representatives (in direct, not quite equal and not quite universal elections seated by the bourgeoisie).

A Lower House (universal, direct, and equal elections by secret ballot).

 

DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC

No Princesses.

No Upper House.

A single republican house (universal, direct, and equal elections by secret ballot).

 

WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE SYSTEMS OF GOVERNMENT?

 

ABSOLUTE DIARCHY

1 and 2. Complete power of the police and the officials over the ponies.

3. Consultative voice of the big bourgeoisie and the rich landlords.

No power for the ponies.

 

CONSTITUTIONAL DIARCHY

One-third of the power in the hooves of the police and the officials, headed by the Princesses.

One-third of the power in the hooves of the big bourgeoisie and the rich landlords.

One-third of the power in the hooves of the whole ponies.

 

DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC

No independent power for either the police or the officials; their complete subordination to the ponies.

No privileges for either the capitalists or the landlords.

All power— wholly, completely and indivisibly— in the bands of the whole ponies.

 

 

WHAT PURPOSE SHALL THESE SYSTEMS OF GOVERNMENT SERVE?

 

ABSOLUTE DIARCHY

That the courtiers, the police, and the officials may live on the fat of the land;

that the rich may rob the workers and peasants at their own free will;

that the ponies may remain for ever without rights and live in darkness and ignorance.

 

CONSTITUTIONAL DIARCHY

That the police and the officials may be dependent on the capitalists and landlords;

that the capital ists, landlords, and rich peasants may freely and easily rob the workers of town and country, by right and not by arbitrary rule.

 

DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC

That the free and enlightened ponies may learn to run things themselves, and, principally, that the working class may be free to struggle for socialism, for a system under which there will be neither rich nor poor and all the land, all the factories and works, will belong to all the working ponies.

 

 

 

 

 

Working Ponies of all countries, unite!

- DMH

 

 

 

6/10

 

I not know what is happening....

Well, can you turn into Ryan Gosling? That would be interesting...

0/10

 

I have been dead for a long while

Can i feel your beard 

Yes, yes you may

Cuddle time

 

 

 

Rarity: "You know Sweetie Belle, don't you Dimitri?"

Sweetie Belle: "Hello..."

Fluttershy: "She's Rarity's little sister."

Dimitri: "Well hello!" *Picks her up and puts her on his back.*

Sweetie Belle: *Laughs*

Dimitri: "I always wanted a little sister." *Chuckles*

 

 

 

 

I know you have a little life in you yet.

I know you have a lot of strength left.

I know you have a little life in you yet.

I know you have a lot of strength left.

 

I should be crying, but I just can't let it show.

I should be hoping, but I can't stop thinking

 

Of all the things I should've said,

That I never said.

All the things we should've done,

That we never did.

All the things I should've given,

But I didn't.

 

Oh, darling, make it go,

Make it go away.

 

Give me these moments back.

Give them back to me.

Give me that little kiss.

Give me your hand.