Stoner Spike

Well, it depends who exactly the brony is. I don't give out anything personal online unless it's for a purchase or something, but seeing that my identity is nearly completely anonymous and I can control what others know and don't know about me (never link any accounts for anything together!), then I find that the internet is safer than most people think it is. I don't trust anyone online enough to give my address or anything, but as with problems or secrets, sometimes it's good to talk with a stranger about the former, but the latter should only be talked of with trusted friends. I posted this on a different topic, but speaking with strangers (not the type you're thinking, ones on sites like this) can often be a good solution to things. Since they don't know you at all (and if they do, very little), they can't judge or base anything on you, meaning they at times give honest from-the-heart advice, whereas people who've known you for a long time will give you what they think you will like most or something similar. But hey, this is only what I think. I only place trust in those that I know won't betray me.

I've come very close to saying "everypony" and people words that end in "-pony", but I always regain control of my tongue before I say anything, fortunately. Although I do say "bucking", "hay", and "horseapples" around adults to replace my favorite swear words, I don't do it intentionally, they just slip, because usually I wouldn't give a buck if they noticed me swearing. Thank God for my brain, though. If you say "everypony" in a 95% ghetto school, you WILL die, especially if it's Hatian Flag Day. Oh, and I can't eat red apples, unfortunately.

So, you see, they killed off one of the mane six. And then, I went to South America in search of as many snakes and spiders as I could find. And then, I caged the spiders, bagged the snakes, and flew back to America. And then, I found Hasbro's HQ, and released a ton of snakes in it. And then, I found Studio B and threw the box of spiders and multiple snakes at the people there. And then, Celestia brought the ponies back to life and erased everything that happened.

Whatever happened to quality over quantity? Well, if you say so.

Do you want this? It's the official Twilight Sparkle plush, courtesy of Hasbro. If not, I think waiting would be a better choice...

That is all.

1.You go to your school. 2.You get into the campus. 3.You scream "I WATCH MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC! AWESOME SHOW!!". 4.Enjoy the awkward stares and death glares.

How would you die in Equestria if it's heaven? No, eternal happiness would suck too much ass, I get bored easily.

Ok, thinking seriously-ish. I vote for the translation theory and the evolution theory. They make the most sense, after all...I think...

Hello there, mods. I have a suggestion. On topic, could you videotape the whole thing and post it?