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    Thank you so much to Detective Butler and Morager, for so generously selecting me to win a custom-painted tambourine!

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    My hobby: convincing people I am actually older than they are, and a different gender than they expect; I just have a congenital pituitary disorder.

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      ping111

      Well in that case I have gout and sciatica. Welcome to Hypochondriacs Anonymous.

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      ~Vallo~

      My mom says I just have a sore throat. But according to me, I have throat cancer.

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      ping111

      I have OCD, HOCD, and Asperger's! I also have Tourette's because I swear a lot and my eye goes twitcha-twitch.

  3. ping111

    Hitpael, Zivui, and Zivui Hitpael have ruined my life. I swear to DWEIQ, everyone in my class was so confused by it, I managed to convince half of them "Lehishtael" ("To cough") meant "to become a fox" (Because "Shael" is a fox).

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      ping111

      And my teacher tells me all these Yotze'ei Dofen are because it's easier to say when you're whispering? Why the FUCK would you get into the finer points of grammar when you're hiding from the Gestapo!?

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    Since there's a fixed amount of dihydrogen monoxide in the world, should I feel bad for being in the middle of a snowstorm??

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