Dale

By Yamato

• March 29, 2017




Age: 25 or 6 to 4

Gender: Male

Species: Non-Pony

Personality: <p> He pretty much just hangs around and does turtle shit. </p>

Backstory: <p> Dale served multiple tours in Vietnam from 1965 to 1968, and again from 1970 to 1973.<br /><br /> In his first tour he earned the nickname "The Green Menace", not because of his actual skin color, but because he killed nearly 3200 men with nothing but the color green.<br /><br /> In April of 1968, he led a group of 27 U.S. soldiers to safety through 78 miles of enemy territory in North Vietnam after a fire started in their aircraft's lavatory and forced them to make an emergency landing in a field. The aircraft was only carrying 16 at the time of the incident. The other 11 soldiers were liberated from a prison camp during a daring night raid in which Dale cleared the compound using only 3 rounds of .45 caliber ammunition and a pack of cigarettes. Worth noting is the fact that at no point during the raid were any of the three .45 caliber cartridges discharged.<br /><br /> While on leave in August 1969, he attended and was a prominent member of the crowd at the Woodstock Music and Arts Festival. While seriously tripping on some of the brown acid, Dale had a religious epiphany. That is that he was, in fact, God Almighty. This was a very important time for Dale, as it taught him the true meaning of friendship, cooperation, and particle physics.<br /><br /> By July of 1973, Dale constituted the entirety of the U.S. Forces in Vietnam, inflicting 735,000 of the North Vietnamese's 1.3 million casualties in that month alone. It was at this moment that the U.S. Department of Defense realized that Dale's mere presence was a borderline war crime and as a result Dale was honorably discharged on August 15, 1973.<br /><br /> He once dated former Baywatch star and Playboy Bunny Pamela Anderson. The pair quietly separated sixteen months later after Pamela discovered that Dale was, in fact, a turtle. </p>