deletedaccount2 203 August 23, 2014 Share August 23, 2014 Soprano looked at the cake, trying not to eat it all at once. "I was trying to not eat as much sugar, but this is AMAZING!" Soprano said, dropping his saddlebag to look at it. In the bag, there was a bottle of Spectra, a GameColt, a WalkMan, and a book. "Who baked this masterpiece?" 僕は日本語の勉強する。すれば、馬を話しない。 (I am studying Japanese. If I am, don't talk about ponies to me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Eclipse 3,927 August 23, 2014 Author Share August 23, 2014 (edited) @, "Only us, the two regal sisters, of course!" replied Celestia. "Now, Anala," said Luna. "You should probably take your clothes off like the rest of us before we go any further." "Princess, wait-" It was too late. Luna used her magic to pull Anala's clothes off, and had not expected her to be wearing underwear beneath. Riley got a wingboner. Edited August 23, 2014 by Rainbow Eclipse 1 OCs: Riley • Anala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletedaccount2 203 August 23, 2014 Share August 23, 2014 Soprano looked away. "Anala, please!" Soprano joked. He was laughing his ass off, until he realised that he was wearing clothes. He didn't want Luna to take his off. "Please Luna, don't do that again!" Soprano said, looking at Riley's wingboner. "Dude! That's disgusting!" 僕は日本語の勉強する。すれば、馬を話しない。 (I am studying Japanese. If I am, don't talk about ponies to me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Eclipse 3,927 August 23, 2014 Author Share August 23, 2014 @, "Oh, um... sorry, Anala," said Luna, taking off Anala's undergarments and putting all of the clothes in the laundry pile. "Why did you have to take all my clothes off, anyway?" asked Anala. "Well..." Celestia grabbed a hunk of cake and threw it at Anala. "Oh, it. Is. ON!" Anala threw cake at Celestia, who threw cake at Luna, who threw cake at Riley, who threw cake at Reece, and soon, the pattern disappeared and became random. OCs: Riley • Anala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletedaccount2 203 August 23, 2014 Share August 23, 2014 Soprano decided enough was enough. "If you won't stop.. I'LL MAKE YOU!" Soprano yelled, throwing his saddle bag back on, throwing cake at every pony there, spilling everything in his bag onto the ground. Soprano was covered in cake, and all the other ponies were as well. 僕は日本語の勉強する。すれば、馬を話しない。 (I am studying Japanese. If I am, don't talk about ponies to me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Eclipse 3,927 August 23, 2014 Author Share August 23, 2014 @, The cake fight continued without halt. Cake was lobbed everywhere. The walls, the ceiling, ponies' mouths. It was a very informal sight, especially for the Princesses. Pretty soon, some more ponies came and joined in, such as Twilight, Cadance, and the royal guards. OCs: Riley • Anala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletedaccount2 203 August 23, 2014 Share August 23, 2014 (edited) @@Rainbow Eclipse, Twilight tripped on the Spectra bottle, knocking the cake over, landing on Soprano. He was trying to eat his way out. Once he got out, the Spectra made him as drunk as someone who drank 2 bottles of 60% vodka, and started singing "Anthropology" really badly. Edited August 23, 2014 by SopranoAurora 僕は日本語の勉強する。すれば、馬を話しない。 (I am studying Japanese. If I am, don't talk about ponies to me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Eclipse 3,927 August 23, 2014 Author Share August 23, 2014 @, Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Gwonam (the guy from the CD-i Zelda games) wolfed down the last of the chocolate cake. It was a hilarious sight to behold - and a pretty gross one, too. "Drunkenness for everypony!" announced Princess Cadance. She made a crate full of vodka bottles appear right out of the blue. OCs: Riley • Anala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletedaccount2 203 August 23, 2014 Share August 23, 2014 (edited) @@Rainbow Eclipse, "No thanks, I have a bottle o' SPECTRA!" Soprano yelled, before drinking it all. He was very intoxicated, and didn't know the side-effects. Spectra, when abused, is a strong hallucinogenic and stimulant "DONT WORRY, I GOT SOME FOR EVERYPONY!" Soprano yelled, before throwing bottles out to every pony, except Anala, Reece, and Riley. He still remembered the incident. Edited August 23, 2014 by SopranoAurora 僕は日本語の勉強する。すれば、馬を話しない。 (I am studying Japanese. If I am, don't talk about ponies to me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Eclipse 3,927 August 23, 2014 Author Share August 23, 2014 @, "NUUUUU!! The secret ingredient of Spectra is evilness!" exclaimed Riley. He took all of the bottles of Spectra and threw them into the trash. Reece still hadn't been turned back to his proper age, so he took advantage of it by wolfing down a bottle of vodka. 1 OCs: Riley • Anala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletedaccount2 203 August 23, 2014 Share August 23, 2014 (edited) @@Rainbow Eclipse, "Suit YOUSELF!" Soprano said, gulping down 20 bottles before passing out asleep. He was going to get a biiiiig hangover the next morning. He passed out asleep with every pony else singing and fighting, so it wasn't noticed. All the ponies were drunk anyway. "See you guys later!" Soprano said before passing out asleep due to overusage. He started snoring within a second. Edited August 23, 2014 by SopranoAurora 僕は日本語の勉強する。すれば、馬を話しない。 (I am studying Japanese. If I am, don't talk about ponies to me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Eclipse 3,927 August 23, 2014 Author Share August 23, 2014 @, ~~~The next morning~~~ Everyone was asleep and sprawled out across the floor. Anala was the first one to awake. "Man, what went down last night?" she murmured to herself as she went outside into the garden where her clothes were waiting on the washing line. OCs: Riley • Anala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletedaccount2 203 August 23, 2014 Share August 23, 2014 Soprano woke up next, seeing that his entire mane was rainbow coloured. "Guys, did I get drunk on Spectra again? How many bottles did I have?" Soprano said, before seeing Celestia passed out drunk. "Guys.. I have a marker... should we draw on every pony's faces?" 僕は日本語の勉強する。すれば、馬を話しない。 (I am studying Japanese. If I am, don't talk about ponies to me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Eclipse 3,927 August 23, 2014 Author Share August 23, 2014 @, "Oh, totally," said Riley. He took out a marker pen and drew stuff on Cadance's face. He noticed that Flash Sentry was still asleep. Riley giggled like an idiot, and he then planted his rump on Flash's face. "Hey, Soprano?" he said, and stifled a laugh. "Pull my hoof." OCs: Riley • Anala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletedaccount2 203 August 23, 2014 Share August 23, 2014 Soprano pulled it, making Riley fart in Flash's face. "Really man?" Soprano said, before drawing on Celestia's face. Soprano felt bad for Celestia, but she had it coming. He had drawn on Riley's face during the night as well, but he hadn't realised it yet. (filler) 僕は日本語の勉強する。すれば、馬を話しない。 (I am studying Japanese. If I am, don't talk about ponies to me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Eclipse 3,927 August 23, 2014 Author Share August 23, 2014 @, "Hey, it was your choice to pull my hoof," Riley pointed out. Flash slowly woke up and smelt it. "Huh... what? GAS BOMBS! WE'RE BEING ATTACKED! CITIZENS, LOCK YOURSELVES IN YOUR HOUSES! GUARDS, CLOSE THE GATES! AAAHHHH!!!" Flash flailed his limbs around without actually getting up. OCs: Riley • Anala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletedaccount2 203 August 23, 2014 Share August 23, 2014 "Woah, calm down Flash! Riley just farted in your face." Soprano said. "You sure? It smelt EXACTLY LIKE A GAS BOMB!" My god, this guy is more paranoid then me. "Yes, i'm sure. Unless Riley's eaten gas bombs, we are safe. "How did I get here, anyway? I was protecting the castle from BOMBS!" 僕は日本語の勉強する。すれば、馬を話しない。 (I am studying Japanese. If I am, don't talk about ponies to me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Eclipse 3,927 August 23, 2014 Author Share August 23, 2014 @, Reece simply rolled his eyes from the corner of the room. "Don't you have a job to do?" he said to Flash. Flash shot up onto his hooves. "Oh, yes, of course!" At that very moment, Twilight entered. Flash approached her. "Hi! I'm your obligatory love interest! Let me be a gentlecolt!" He placed a cushion down for Twilight to sit on. He then waltzed around the castle, whistling nonchalantly. OCs: Riley • Anala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletedaccount2 203 August 23, 2014 Share August 23, 2014 "That guy is crazy, yet he's my boss. Bucking brilliant." Soprano whispered. "Help... me!" Twilight mouthed to Soprano. "Ehm... hey Flash, I think Celestia needs a hand waking up. "Oh, of course. COMING CELESTIA!!!" Flash yelled. "Thanks so much! Now we need to get out of here before he sees me." 僕は日本語の勉強する。すれば、馬を話しない。 (I am studying Japanese. If I am, don't talk about ponies to me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Eclipse 3,927 August 23, 2014 Author Share August 23, 2014 @, Riley raised an eyebrow. "What's so bad about having someone that dotes to your every whim?" he asked. "I'd love to be a royal! Playing video games all day while the guards fetch me snacks." If he and Anala ever got together, Riley wouldn't even mind if Anala treated him as her slave. OCs: Riley • Anala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletedaccount2 203 August 23, 2014 Share August 23, 2014 (edited) "I'm not royal, i'm a royal guard. And he's the one who bosses me around, since he's the 2nd leader. following Shining Armour. Sure, i'm 3rd in charge, but still. I wish I could be royal. I know Celestia told me that I was in the royal family last night, but she was as drunk as a russian at a discount vodka shop." Edited August 23, 2014 by SopranoAurora 僕は日本語の勉強する。すれば、馬を話しない。 (I am studying Japanese. If I am, don't talk about ponies to me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Eclipse 3,927 August 23, 2014 Author Share August 23, 2014 @, "That's a bit racist, don't you think?" said Riley in response to Soprano's remark about Russians and discount vodka shops. "Anyway, I was talking about Twilight. Flash Sentry seems to act like a gentlecolt to her. I don't see why she's so upset with that," he added. OCs: Riley • Anala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletedaccount2 203 August 23, 2014 Share August 23, 2014 "I don't even know what a Russian is! Anyway, Flash is obsessed with Twilight. He has posters of her on his bedroom wall!" Soprano said. "What I said was true, though. Celestia did say "You are now officialky or some shit like that in the royal family!" before signing a document, but she had drunk 10 bottles of vodka. 僕は日本語の勉強する。すれば、馬を話しない。 (I am studying Japanese. If I am, don't talk about ponies to me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Eclipse 3,927 August 23, 2014 Author Share August 23, 2014 @, 'A man who unhealthily obsesses over a woman... where have I heard that before?' thought Reece jovially-sarcastically, looking at his brother. "Drunk or not, a contract is a contract," said Anala. "Looks like you're officially part of the royal family." "I'll be your servant!" said Riley. He kneeled down in front of Soprano. "What is your first command, my prince?" OCs: Riley • Anala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletedaccount2 203 August 23, 2014 Share August 23, 2014 "Guys, she was drunk off her ass. She probably forgot how to sign her own name!" Soprano said in protest. Soprano went over to Celestia and woke her up, asking her about the 'contract' she signed. He was very confused about the whole situation. "Celestia, did you sign such paperwork?" 僕は日本語の勉強する。すれば、馬を話しない。 (I am studying Japanese. If I am, don't talk about ponies to me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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