Ask Rainbow

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

yes, and MA Scootaloo.

[Melody Word 237]

(Ok.)

 

Scootaloo: where are we goin?

Rainbow: it's bedtime.

Scootaloo: oh yeah.

Everypony: O.o

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Why is everypony going O.o?

[Melody Word 237]

Why is everypony going O.o?

 

Rainbow: because Scootaloo said that really weird and made a weird face.

Scootaloo: yup.

Rainbow: No.

Scootaloo: :/ fine.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

O...k then. I shall go to sleep.

 

*goes to TARDIS*

 

*goes to bed*

 

*wakes up*

 

So, Derpy, what would you be interested in doing today?

[Melody Word 237]

Derpy: I don't know.... maybe go on an adventure.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

OK, lets see, what adventure could we have...

 

.... we could go troll some people.

[Melody Word 237]

Sure!

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

How should we do so?

[Melody Word 237]

What if we speak in a made up language? Or pretend like it's the apocalypse? Or act like zombies? Or paint all the apples at Sweet Apple Acres? Or replace all beds with bathtubs?

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

I've got a better idea. Doctor! Do you have any poison joke?

[Brainstorm 4,096]

Rainbowdash,

How are things?

[Melody Word 237]

I've got a better idea. Doctor! Do you have any poison joke?

 

Doctor: yes. I got it while studying Equestria.

*gives you a huge jar of poison joke.*

 

Rainbowdash,

How are things?

 

Rainbow: Great! We're gonna prank some sucker!

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Doctor: yes. I got it while studying Equestria.

*gives you a huge jar of poison joke.*

Ok, I heard that Flash is a stoner, so, lets add some of this to his stash.

[Melody Word 237]

XD yes!

*sneeks some poison joke into Flashes drug stash*

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

*lets wait now*

 

*hides behind a couch*

 

*Flash comes home*

 

(BTW, in this universe, drugs talk for some reason)

 

*imitating drugs* Uh, Flash, come smoke us.

[Melody Word 237]

Flash: hay yeah!

*smokes some drugs*

Flash: WHOA! WHY AM I PURPLE?? AND A GIRL?!?!??

Rainbow: XD he got turned into Twilight!

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Flash: Hey, I heard something.

[Melody Word 237]

Rainbow: *in a different voice* FLASH!! DID YOU TICKLE THE PURPLE ZEBRAS?!?!?!? YOU HAVE FAILED!!!!

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

O...k then Rainbow. Lets do something interesting.

 

*injects love poison into the real weed*

 

Now, Flash, smoke us again!

[Melody Word 237]

Flash: ok!

*Rainbow ducks down*

Rainbow: who do we make him love?

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

I don't know. I just, enjoy trolling and using love poison. Speaking of, how's your relationship with Fluttershy going?

[Melody Word 237]

Rainbow: good! We got divorced and we act like that never happened.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Ok, lets see who he's in love with.

[Melody Word 237]

Flash: *sees a lamp*

Flash: Lampy Wamby?! Where have you been all my life?! *hugs lamp*

Rainbow: :/......XD