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Melody Word

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what paradox did you cause Derpy?

 

Derpy: well i broke something and when I went back and fixed it there was a paradox......somehow.

Doctor: well you broke something so you went back to fix it. You fixed it and went back to your original time. But if that happened, you had no motivation to go to the future in the first place, creating an internet pope. Do you understand paradoxes?

Melody: I do, but I tried to teach my brother about them, and that took half an hour, and then he finally got it, when dad repeated what I said. *facehoof*


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Well, we should probably get the other mur-diddily-derers.

 

Yeah. We already have Molestia, Factory,Pinkiaminea,Butchershy is dead, evil Rarity, and Jappleack. Who are we missing? Evil Twilight?


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hold on, I think there's still a murderous Fluttershy, why don't we hide in that shed?

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hold on, I think there's still a murderous Fluttershy, why don't we hide in that shed?

 

Uhhhh we murdered Buttershy a while back. Also, I think we might have killed evil Rarity to, but she might just be tied up.


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I don't know. *cough*dot mov*cough*

But we should stay in the shed, just to be safe.

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I don't know. *cough*dot mov*cough*

But we should stay in the shed, just to be safe.

 

Melody: wait, is every dot mov pony here, or just her?

Derpy: ok! Sheds should be safe.


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(Well, right now, shed.mov fs is out, so...yay?)

Ok, lets go.

 

*goes inside*

 

Holy Crap. There are skulls...EVERYWHERE, and a toaster with what looks like the skin of this world's Derpy, or possibly another Derpy who came to this universe because I should never be trusted with alternate universe handeling again.

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(Well, right now, shed.mov fs is out, so...yay?)

Ok, lets go.

 

*goes inside*

 

Holy Crap. There are skulls...EVERYWHERE, and a toaster with what looks like the skin of this world's Derpy, or possibly another Derpy who came to this universe because I should never be trusted with alternate universe handeling again.

 

Why am I a toaster?! And the skulls!.....should we tell the Doctor about this?


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Hold on, is that...hey Fluttershy.

 

Fluttershy: hey, hey, hey! What did I tell you guys about coming into my shed?

*gets out chainsaw*

Derpy: 0.0 what do we do?


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Fluttershy: hey, hey, hey! What did I tell you guys about coming into my shed?

*gets out chainsaw*

Derpy: 0.0 what do we do?

Crap, uh uh, Doctor, throw that toaster at her, him, whatever gender it is!

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Crap, uh uh, Doctor, throw that toaster at her, him, whatever gender it is!

 

*Doctor throws toaster very fast*

Doctor: I'm not touching it again.....*shudder*

Fluttershy: you throw like a girl.

Doctor: hey!


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Uh, do you have those poison jelly babies?

 

Oh yeah! *waits for Fluttershy to talk* *throws poisoned jelly babies into her mouth* *she choices on them* *poison starts working* *her chainsaw hits her when she falls down* *she does* 0.0 well....... at least we're safe for now.


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Say, do you have love poison? I kind of want to troll Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.

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Say, do you have love poison? I kind of want to troll Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.

 

Doctor: yeah. Here. *gives you the love potion* *leaves*

Derpy: he doesn't like trolling people much, but it's so fun! Let's go!


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I would like you both to drink this.

 

*gives love poison*

 

*they drink it*

 

And let the magic begin...

 

*faux romantic music comes on randomly*

 

now!

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I would like you both to drink this.

 

*gives love poison*

 

*they drink it*

 

And let the magic begin...

 

*faux romantic music comes on randomly*

 

now!

 

DT: Slivey wilvey!

SS: Diamond Wimond!

(This is facepain.)

DT: Who's my best lovely dovey ever?

SS: awww snoopy woopy po!

*one hour later*

DT: bye snoocky pie! See you tomorrow!

SS: don't leave me!

DT: ok kitty widdy!

Derpy: this has to end.

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well, this is going to be interesting, because, well, they live, together, with me.

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