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(what  :wat: )

 

Oh, BTW, Derpy, a little while back I asked you how long you've had your derp eyes, and you said you were born with them. I thought that the Doctor crashed his TARDIS and it accidentally hit you. Speaking of the Doctor...

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(what  :wat: )

 

Oh, BTW, Derpy, a little while back I asked you how long you've had your derp eyes, and you said you were born with them. I thought that the Doctor crashed his TARDIS and it accidentally hit you. Speaking of the Doctor...

 

Doctor: 0.0 what? I've never hit anypony with the TARDIS before! Actually...... if I did, they would probably die. It's a huge house in a way, so I think that would hurt.

Derpy: I've been like this for a long time. Maybe not since I was born, but I can't remember when my eyes were different. My mom has a few pictures of me before my eyes when all derp. I was going to a normal school until my eyes messed up. My school sent me to a Cloudsdale flight school, because no other school would teach a pony with wall-eyes. But they just teased me there.....

Doctor: :(


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Doctor: 0.0 what? I've never hit anypony with the TARDIS before! Actually...... if I did, they would probably die. It's a huge house in a way, so I think that would hurt.

Derpy: I've been like this for a long time. Maybe not since I was born, but I can't remember when my eyes were different. My mom has a few pictures of me before my eyes when all derp. I was going to a normal school until my eyes messed up. My school sent me to a Cloudsdale flight school, because no other school would teach a pony with wall-eyes. But they just teased me there.....

Doctor: :(

Oh, OK, we should probably start playing the game, you remember the thing, right?

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Oh, OK, we should probably start playing the game, you remember the thing, right?

 

Derpy: yeah.

Rainbow: you bet!

Lyra: yes.

Fluttershy: yay?

* Derpy puts down muffins card*

*Rainbow puts down wing bonner card*

*Lyra puts down humans card*

*Fluttershy puts down animal noises card*


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(not per round, when there's a black card that has been put down that has two blanks, you put two cards down, it can have just one or go up to three though)

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(ok, if it says (blank), that means put down a card, and if two (blanks), add two cards.

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(Ok, thanks)

 

*Rainbow puts down wing bonner card and dieria*

*Fluttershy puts down cake card and murder card*

* Lyra puts down human card and death card*

* Derpy puts down muffins card and manure card*


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Rainbow: yes!

*Rainbow lays down black card that says: The other day I killed blank with blank.*

*Fluttershy lays down Princess Luna card and take card*

*Lyra lays down Skittles card and potatoes card*

*Derpy lays down your mom card and bunnies card*


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*puts down "the love child of Princess Cadence and Ron Jeremy" and "a knife gun"*

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Rainbow: XD knife gun wins. Your mom card almost had me, but Celestia love child was hilarious!

Lyra: My turn! *puts down black card that say: I blank for fun. *

*Rainbow puts down murder card*

*Fluttershy puts down sing card*

*Derpy puts down troll people card*


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*puts down "read clopfics"*

 

(Not something I actually do, that would be weird of me)

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Lyra: *reads cards.* O.o ...... XD *holds up clopfic card* This wins! XD why is game so insane?

Rainbow: uhhh, what is a clopfic?

Derpy: probably just a human thing. Bon Bon says Lyra says stuff like that a lot.

*Fluttershy puts down black card that says: blank helps me relax. *

*Rainbow puts down death card.*

*Derpy puts down the plague card*

*Lyra puts down nudity card*


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Fluttershy: ummm.... *blushes* nudity wins.

Everypony: XD

Derpy: *lays down black card that says I just love blank.*

*Lyra puts down feet card*

*Fluttershy puts down eating corpses card*

*Rainbow puts down stabbing you eye card*


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Jamesinium isn't playing, so I'll just put down a card.

 

*puts down "Twilight Sparkle is secretly a part of (blank)*

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