Ask Ditzy Do and Doctor

[Eternal Nature 321]

Stasis. It's a long story. I don't want to talk about it.

[Quiz Flight 277]

Stasis. It's a long story. I don't want to talk about it.

.... alright than well uh... come along miss hooves, we have universes to save and muffins to eat so, c'mon! Allons-y! 

Ya lets eat muffins!  oh and uh... kick some changling booty! hehe right? Absolutely! Yay!   

[Eternal Nature 321]

Well see ya then, in the mean time, why not ask me a few questions, I'm always willing to answer any questions about myself as the Assistant, while the Doctor is traveling here. No...oh fine. (It was worth a shot. )

[Quiz Flight 277]

Well we'll see then!  

[Eternal Nature 321]

Hello... Doctor, RootedWisdom here. And your probably wondering what happened in the next few seconds of travel. *bluntly* I wipe out the Changeling army. So here's another question, why in the bloody hell is my TARDIS showing me ponies that you've been with when you were Discorded two alternate time lines ago?

[Quiz Flight 277]

eep!... Doctor what're they talking about? NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL!

[Eternal Nature 321]

Hey Derpy, wanna know what happened to the Doctor when he and I was stranded in London full of Cybermen?

 

this is what happened, instead of Jackie-my-boy, that was me. Thank you BUCKING Nano-Cybermen Tech! Basically if the Doctor hadn't shot me, I'd become one... and I don't forsee that ever happening to me. But of all places, WHY THE HEAD! I mean who would in the right mind,oh wait... they don't have one! DUMBBUCKS!

[Quiz Flight 277]

huh what're you talking abou- Alright story times over we really must be going miss hooves!

[Eternal Nature 321]

Oh... huh, Doctor... I'm picking up a huge distortion in time. I wonder.................. (transmission ends) *looking at the monitor* I'm back! Sorry it took so lo..... Doctor? Doctor can you hear me? *thud * What in the blazes? (Opens the door, to see himself in another TARDIS, though it's very different from his.) Doctor...Ditzy?

[Quiz Flight 277]

Hey Derpy, wanna know what happened to the Doctor when he and I was stranded in London full of Cybermen?

 

this is what happened, instead of Jackie-my-boy, that was me. Thank you BUCKING Nano-Cybermen Tech! Basically if the Doctor hadn't shot me, I'd become one... and I don't forsee that ever happening to me. But of all places, WHY THE HEAD! I mean who would in the right mind,oh wait... they don't have one! DUMBBUCKS!

Ok well before we go I was wondering.... why did you have a picture of Jack Harkness get his head shot off.... and yes... I've read askdiscordedwhooves on tumbler.  

[Eternal Nature 321]

Wait why are you talking to me on the monitor when i'm right in front of you. Oh and because I sorta saw it when I was in my first time line. Almost killed Discord doing so... because we were battling.

[Quiz Flight 277]

ok... that's it! Stop telling lies! :=: 

[Eternal Nature 321]

I AM BUCKING SERIOUS! AND TO PROVE IT! (pulls out a piece of alien tech few have seen in a while, but the Doctor has many times over .) A DALEK EYEPIECE , DATED AROUND 3344, THE DAY THE MASTER TRIED TO KILL YOU AND DITZY WITH A DALEK FIRING SQUAD, BUT WHO SAVED YOU! YOU WOULDN'T REMEMBER BECAUSE I WIPED YOUR MEMORY OF THAT DAY! I HAD TO DO IT, OR ELSE TIME AND SPACE WOULD HAVE COLLAPSED ON A EXPONENTIAL SCALE, ALL BECAUSE I AM ORIGINALLY DEAD! AND IF I WAS TO BREAK THIS DALEK EYEPIECE, I WOULD PROBABLY DIE, DUE TO THE EYEPIECE HAS A CURSE THAT ONLY THE MASTER CAN UNDO! TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE,IF HE OR YOU WERE TO FIND OUT, I WOULD HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE POINT IN TIME WHERE YOU AND DITZY WERE TO DIE FROM THAT SAME FIRING SQUAD AND SAVE YOU YET AGAIN, EXCEPT THAT TIME, I'M DEAD PERMANENTLY! NOW DO YOU WANT THAT! HUH! HUH!

[aaronsnowden 10]

Hello, Doctor, might as well introduce myself, I am White Russian.
How are you doing right now?
 

[Quiz Flight 277]

Ello I'm doing alright how are you?