private A dwarfs and an elfs mischiefs (RP)

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Arling, Mid day

 

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The forest was quiet except for the distant sounds of a woopecker and the chirping of the forest birds. A haze of smoke arose from Allisas mouth as she looked up to the slightly cloudy sky which was barely visable through the thick mass of trees. There had been word of a bounty in the next town ahead, it was a small vulnerable forest town named Ardleby.

 

To Allisas side walked the dwarf Durus, a strong rather... rash, soul. "So Durus, what do you think might be bothering the folks of Ardleby this time? Goblins again?" she said and smirked to herlself as she inhaled more vapor of elvish briar.

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Durus inhaled the smoke, and puffed it out. He then spitted out his cigar “BWAH, TH’ HELL IS THIS SHIT?” He pointed the cigar at his elven companion “Is this th’ weak shit, yew hav’ in elvenland? spike ears?” He threw the cigar away. ”Bah, to ‘ell with it. Be it Goblin, or a dragon, I’ll smash th’ wankers to oblivion” 

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"Yes, yes whatever you say..." She once again inhaled deeply and created a large ring of smoke slowly rising to the sky. "What it may be shan't riddle us till that moment is upon us." she said quietly before polishing her smoking pipe with a small piece of cloth and putting it back into her pocket. "It's not far now, and I need you to behave. You know how these folk can get nervous over every littly filthy ghoul.".

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 Durus laughed “HA, that be true. Th’ wankers in this tauwn ar’ not th’ most reliabl’ people. Facking wankers…” He took out a cigar from his backpack. This one was homemade. He lighted it on fire with a match, and inhaled the poisonous smoke “Ahh, tha’ hit th’ spot” He looked up at his companion "So. When is th' town gon' show up?"

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"In a hurry are we? It should be right around these parts." The smell of wet moss was slowly fading as a strong smell of smoke and farm animals filled the air. "And you should not be smoking such dwarvish heather, It'll kill you one day." She said not giving the cigar a single look. The town could now be seen further down the path, it didn't seem as busy as usual, in fact not a single soul could be seen as they neared the settlement.

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Durus laughed "Wha'? This lil thing? Kill me? Nah..." He took a long drag of the cigar, and puffed out a smoke cloud that almost covered him entirely. They arrived inside town, and were immediatly greeted by strange looks. One guy in particular was giving Durus the stink eye. This did not please the dwarf "OI, TH' FUCK YOU LOOKING AT?!"

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Allisa laid grabbed the dwarfs head and turned it forwards away from the man, "No.". Further ahead laid the noticeboard, no more then a single rugged paper was spiked to it. The note read "Contract: Pack of rabid ghouls spotted in the western part of the nightwillow forest, the reward is 120 petals paid upfront dispatched by the keeper at The joyful Wyvern." "Ghouls huh... We can't depart until nightfall then..." She said before ripping the paper of the board and taking a closer look, "We're going to need silver tipped arrows and some arfaj roots... Upland arfaj, for that matter..." Allisa inspected her surroundings before turning to her dwarven companion, "Well, this is most definitely going to be a pain in the ass...".

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Durus wasn't paying attention. He was currently lining up a perfect throw with his shield at the guy glaring at him. "Ye ye, wha'ever Spiky ears" He pulled back the arm, spinning the shield with his hand. "Got ya now bastard" Muttered durus as he with a burst of strength threw the shield