Introduction of a New Element

[Guest]

I noticed a thread talking about the introduction of a new element to the show. So, being the literary genius I am, I s#@* out what will occur if that happens.

 

 

Here it is:

 

Celestia could have some weird relative and send her over to Twilight saying, "Bla bla bla, accept dis bitch, she's the element of alcohol."

Then Twilight would be all like, "Oh okay, I guess being open to growth is important. Something's off about dis ho, though."

Then [new pony] would be all messing with mane 6's mojo! And as we all know, the mane 6's mojo is not to be messed with.

 

AH SHI- PART TWO MOTHER FLUTTER!

[New pony] starts trying to do mane 6's job for em, but they ain't gon' have none of that! Mmmnmm! So, after Ponyville gets mad at the mane 6 an' shit (because [new pony] was being a great citizen and whatnot), they go to Canterlot and find out that [new pony] is actually [bad pony]! OH SHI-! So then, they haul ass back to Ponyville and everypony's... I dunno, something bad. Then [bad pony] uses magical powers or turns into some mythical creature an' some shit. Mane 6 find out new element isn't alcohol, it's actually *gasp* DRUGS DECEPTION!

 

So, they take the bitch out, but [bad pony] was prepared. She'd flee over the mountain where she would live in some decrepit hut like a hermit. Maybe be roommates with Trixie, I dunno -- that's up to the writers. So yeah, [bad pony] will become another badass villain and appear in the final episode of Season 3 where all the villains and bad characters try to conquer Equestria. (C'mon guys, we all know that's what the final episode of the final season will be.)

 

Then Celestia will be all like, "Trololo, thanks Power Puffs."

and mane 6 will be all like, "We goin' to Vegas, bitch!"

 

And then terrorists will take over the casino they're at an' kidnap everypony except for Rainbow Dash. Then Tom Clancy will make an adaptation to the franchise and call it "Rainbow Six".

 

The End.

 

 

 

P.S. This isn't a Fan Fiction. This is my boredom.

John, I swear to God I'll punch you if you point out the irony of this.

Edited May 21, 2012 by Guest

[Swit Swat 536]

.....................I don't even................ this made part of my day. XD Element of alcohol... :3

Edited May 20, 2012 by Swit Swat

[Fluttershyy 2]

I Lol'd Irl from this.

[DualEdge 18]

This is some funny shiz!

But you are missing something, Trixie should get blown up by Twilight Sparkle in a duel if she is the roommate, she will chalenge Twilight for the elemet of Magic. (Gonna be the most epic part of the series :3)

Edited May 20, 2012 by DualEdge

[Lostwanderer 367]

My day has been made, thank you.

[Rainbow-Crash 101]

Something's off about dis ho, though............. LOL made my boring night, thank you!

[Twich 15]

Have you ever considered becoming a movie director? I would like to watch this

[Guest]