Ho, ho, he, Dapilin' Dee

[Sepia-chan 495]

CHATPER WON

On his last down on earth, Esquire said to me

Don't be a scootaloo

lest ye end up like I

Taking the words to the heart I said

'Esquire why are you dieing?'

Then he diiiiiied---------!

But what if he lived

I wasn't prepared for this~~!

He'd say,

"Oh, Bobana or whatever your name is--"

"My name is Phil.."

"But whatever, Phil, be aware, your time here is numbered,"

"Because I already didn't know that..?"

"Because one day you willll nooottt liiiiivve~!"

"Uh, okay.."

 

TOBY CONTINUED

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Edited July 14, 2012 by Konata-Chan

[PegasisterTaco 318]

Nice. Does it go to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas?"

[Skullbuster 1,906]

ok....

[Sepia-chan 495]

Chapter Too The Turnabout

That night I lay

And Esquire came to me in a dream

"Bobana,"

"My name is Phil...."

"Whatever, Bombana,"

"..."

"You have to go on a quest to retrieve the 6 sacred stones."

"But I don't like Final Fantasy."

"This isn't Final Fantasy. This is Sparta."

"M'kay, whatever."

The next I woke up and the king said to me, "go on the quest to retrieve the 6 sacred stones."

"Fine, whatever, I dunno what you're talking about."

And I left Town Castle, and then I left Town Town.

 

Toby Continued. Do you sea what I did dere?

Edited July 14, 2012 by Konata-Chan

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

But isotop hit quarter life.

no, all of dallas

[Sepia-chan 495]

Chapter Tres

As I left Town Town I was stopped by a blind mage.

He revealed that his name was Handarak.

"Hello" I say to him, extending my arm.

Since he was blind, he didn't notice my arm.

"Uh, are you going to shake my hand?'

"WHAT'S, A HAND, SONNY?"

"WHERE ARE MY GLASSES, WERE THEY STOLEN BY THE REAPERS?"

"What can you tell me about the Reapers?" I reply.

"THEY STOLE ME GLASSES, SONNY-BOY!"

"..I thought you were blind."

"OH YEAH."

"..bye."

"BYE, SONNY."

Finally, out of Town Town! Time to find the six stones. Even though I have no idea where these stones are, though. I think of my older brother Esquire and his unexpected death when I come to a halt in front of a castle. Somewhere, I hear this (

) play. I examine the castle further. A sign reads, 'NO PHILS ALLOWED!' Aww...No me's allowed. I'm so disappointed. I turn away to continue my search, and the music is almost out of earshot, when a guy jumps behind me, knife outstretched. "Dahh!" I shout, starting to run away. (

plays) "Dammit! Is this why the king gave me 100g?!" I try to run away, but the knife pierces my legs.

"Damn..." I moan as I fall down. My attacker lurks over me as I stare up at him, he retrieves his knife. Blood sprays everywhere.

"gaahhh.." I moan. "Phil, is it?" my attacker says. I remain silent. "You think you're going retrieve the six stones in place of your brother, Esquire?" I remain silent still. "You know why Esquire died? I killed him." "..!" The attacker jumps over me, leaving me in the grass to rot. "D-dammit.."

To Be Continued

 

If one of the mods would move this to non-pony writing, since it's starting to seem like a more coherent story now, I'd be ever so grateful.

Edited July 14, 2012 by Konata-Chan