Tell a funny and/or embarrasing story

[DJRainBoom 4]

So once I had to stay up real late (for me that's like 12:30. It's funny because when it's 12:00 I feel fine but when it's 12:30 I'm pooped. ) for a big science project an I got so bored and sleepy I actually sent my language arts teacher this video ON PUPOSE. I was all, "you should really listen to it, it's really catchy and fun to sing!" Next day I went to school and I was all ,"did you get my e-mail???" and she was all "is this for your mythology skit?" Me: No, of course not! It's just for fun!" That was her exact face. I pretty convinced she never watched the video and thinks I'm bonkers to this day. I mean wouldn't YOU think I was deranged if you watched this video (that's about talking ponies who wear clothes and have weddings) for the first time??? I pretty sure I would....Anyways, that's my story. What's yours???

[Finesthour 7,287]

So, it all started at my friends 16th birthday party. Along with about 20 other people, we partied like there was no tomorrow in his livingroom. But while I was there, I began to think what I had done to his twin brother long ago. I had made him believe he was a superhero, a hero of the light who was ready to fight the demons of the night. And that night worked so well, I decided to pull an even bigger prank. For the rest of the party I sat at the back of the livingroom, planning my scheme. Suddenly, I had it. The Illuminati was big all over the world, and so many people were scared of them. I had my prank set. Next, I needed a target.

 

I couldn't hit my friend whose birthday it was, that would be just plain heartless. No, I focused my eyes on the boy that I despised the most. His name was Jake, and he was the most hardheaded of all my old friends. And I knew I would get him.

 

I went around and told people my plan to make him believe he was going to be recruited into the Illuminati, and the people who stayed all readied for the prank. To start it off, 5 of us when into (The birthday boys brother Carter)'s room. We sat in there for about 5 minutes, and then I have my friend Kyle the cue he needed. He began to have a spas attack on the ground, screaming. Jake instantly thought that he was being stupid, so I started the second phase. I made my other friends try to hold him down while my friend Collin turned to Jake and said,

"Dude.. he can't see this."

 

I responded, "I know man! I know!"

Jake laughed at both of this, thinking this was all a big joke. Kyle continued to thrash on the ground as I turned to Jake and said,

"We need to talk"

 

I forget most of the details of our conversation, as it took about an hour, but I convinced him that we at the party were all apart of he secret orginization, the illuminati. Trust me, it wasn't easy not to laugh. We took Jake outside once he believed us, and threw the cue.

I said, "Jake knows."

 

And on that, the remaining party goers freaked out, instantly all pissed off. The one woman who remained began to cry saying she did not want this for Jake.

 

Of course the look on Jake's face was priceless, so while we talked to him about what was going on, we escaped to a room to "talk", but instead we got out giggles out in there.

 

What we told him was that the Illuminati are god's soldiers, and we fight the demons of the night. And if we ever spoke a word to anyone about it, we would be tracked down and murdered.

 

So we forced him to join the group.

 

We made him go through "Initiation", which involved questionares and a prayer, then we made him find his spirit partner.

 

He had to close his eyes and say the first name that came to his head, and that was his guardian angel. Then I made him make a cross on his chest, and he put his angel into a remote to use as a weapon.

 

Finally, he started to cry, realizing this was all "true"

 

Then, we couldn't take it anymore. I said we're all bullshitting him. He of course was realized, but also mad. So we all went to Carter's room again. I stared at him and said,

"Remember the 3rd step of the test? You just failed"

 

When he heard this he started to scream, and he rammed his head onto the blanket, screaming he failed.

Then I said I was just kidding once more.

 

To this day he hates me. To this day everyone at the party says to him,

"All praise the holy remote."

[DJRainBoom 4]

that is kind of funny but also kind of cruel. I would never do something like that even if I had the guts to (which I don't) Your story still entertained me though!

[BMO 17]

I was at an all night rave/psychedelic festival, and at around 2:00AM I decided to start walking back from the psytrance tent, and a random dude walked up to me and shouted "DUDE, IMAGINE THE SUN BECOMING A CELL AND SPLITTING LIKE AN EMBRYO!" He was obviously on some sort of substance (hallucinogens likely) so I went along with what he was saying. I then talked about how the moon could do the same, so he looked up at the moon and said "what are you, on drugs or something?" he smiled a massive toothy drug induced grin (you could just tell by his massive, massive pupils in the moonlight) and ran off laughing. I was utterly confused and entertained at the same time. Very odd things happen at the festivals I go to. :B

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Anything I could recount about an injury of mine could be made funny with the tailing sentence: "And that was the ninth time I died."

[DJRainBoom 4]

shouldn't you be reduced to ash by now?? I mean cats only have 9 lives! oops sorry! lol jk

[False Perception 482]

-snippy snippington-

"All praise the holy remote."

 

Not sure if what I have can top that...

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I was at an all night rave/psychedelic festival, and at around 2:00AM I decided to start walking back from the psytrance tent, and a random dude walked up to me and shouted "DUDE, IMAGINE THE SUN BECOMING A CELL AND SPLITTING LIKE AN EMBRYO!" He was obviously on some sort of substance (hallucinogens likely) so I went along with what he was saying. I then talked about how the moon could do the same, so he looked up at the moon and said "what are you, on drugs or something?" he smiled a massive toothy drug induced grin (you could just tell by his massive, massive pupils in the moonlight) and ran off laughing. I was utterly confused and entertained at the same time. Very odd things happen at the festivals I go to. :B

 

I lack anything that could top that. Ever.