socially awkward greentext stories

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post socially awkward greentext stories.

>at Subway

>Cute girl at the cash register is really polite

>Her:"Thank you enjoy your meal"

>Me:"you too"

>fumble my change and receipt

>drop a few coins

>people behind me in line

>Reach into pocket

>Spaghetti falls out

>So humiliated I burst into tears

>walk out feeling like an idiot and leave change on floor.

Edited August 19, 2012 by anonymstol

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>Wait in line for the premeir of Dark Knight rises

>Girl in booth is hot

>Reach for my money, knock my fanny pack

>Spaghetti is pouring onto the floor

>Forget my ticket, sneak into theater from back

>Stomach growls, awful farts

>Everyone's blinded

>Man drops his American Assault Rifle

>I pick it up for him

>Accidentally squeeze the trigger because of smell

>Bullets everywhere

I have transcended beyond your plane of existance and into a being of pure spaghetti.

Edited August 19, 2012 by Living Djenstrosity

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Here is a good one

>Guy browsing mlp section

>sees other guy in mlp section

>walks up to the guy and says "you like mlp? brohoof!"

>guy responds "they are for my daughter