How would you react waking up in an awkward situation with a Pony?

[Bendy 1,821]

Note: I hope this thread is Ok and doesn't break the rules, I'm sorry if it does. I think it should be fun.

 

When you first came (teleported by a one way portal you fell in or whatever) to Equestria you were interrogated by Princess Celestia who threaten to teleport you into the sun if you were to harm any of her subjects. After wetting yourself in fear she deemed you would be no real danger to her subjects, so she let you go and allowed you to live in Ponyville.

 

Now, that you have lived and worked (you have a job) in Ponyville for several months and have managed to befriend many Ponies in Ponyville, and one day you decided to drink at a bar, one drink led to another and you ended up completely drunk out of your mind and woke up naked the next morning in somepony else's house with a horrible hangover and found all your clothes thrown all over the room as well as a Pony sleeping in the bed next to you?

 

Your reaction?

Edited September 29, 2012 by Rush

[Finesthour 7,287]

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My exact reaction.

 

*Wakes up and looks around the room, head throbbing like the beat of a drum. My eyes take a second to adjust, and I notice that I am nude in the bed I had slept in. I glance towards the floor, and notice my clothes are spread out everywhere. I just think that I was too lazy to do anything when I got home and got into bed, so I lay back down and turn over on the bed. I then spring up, as I see an equine in my bed. I look down at her, then down at me.

 

I think to myself,

"Well... I live with these ponies now anyway. What's the problem?"

 

Then I wrap my arm around her and fall asleep, not giving any shits in the world.*

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

I was hoping "awkward situation" would be like when you invite 5 people to a party and don't make it clear who's bringing the drinks, yourself and others arrive with drinks and you end up with one cooler and drinks for 20.

If that was in Equestria, the only logical conclusion would be to invite 14 more ponies.

 

However since I am a temperate and man of constancy, it would be a remarkable feat and challenge to destiny and fate for me to wake up with a pony I did not know.

Edited September 28, 2012 by Blue